What to Buy for Bad Santa?

Hey OzBargainers,

Holiday season is approaching and I was wondering what would you get someone for a Bad Santa present?

I've got a few ideas which are pretty much useless enjoyable things such as a drinking bird or a rubik's cube.

Open for any suggestions.

Comments

  • +3

    box of tissues, a pencil and a rubber the shape of a nose, with the pencil in the nose

    that's what someone at work got once

    was weird… lol

  • A gentleman willy care kit Someone got this at work.Was funny.
    Here's a review:

    I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell ‘What an unkept willy!’ I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell ‘What a fantastic willy!’ and all my friends think I’m really cool.

  • +1

    Selfie Stick

  • A mug that says "zero to bitch/arsehole in 6 seconds flat"

  • get a $5 mug covered in pictures of hairy anuses

  • Go to your local asian grocer and get a bag of dried squid.

    Worst. present. ever.

  • +1

    Dick in a box

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