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15% off All Melbourne Beard Oil - Easter Sale

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15% off this Easter holidays at Melbourne Beard Oil! We've got full stocks of all of our products, and all orders over $50 get free shipping! Don't miss out on an awesome deal of the best Beard Oil on the market, for the best price this weekend!

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  • +7

    I've had a beard since 1985, I don't recall ever needing to oil it in the intervening decades. Do modern beards corrode?

    • +3

      sorry mate, you're not hipster enough for beard oil.
      anyway who uses this stuff anyway?
      seems like a massive marketing ploy to me.

      • It works for me, originally got it as a present, only reason I use it is to keep it softer + stop it from frizzing…

        Although I don't think I spend anywhere near this much on it.

  • $8.20 shipping on orders under $50

  • Olive oil solid just be fine

  • +1

    Can you imagine North Fiztroy without beard oil?

    "OooOoO look Sebastion, there goes a fellow with un UNoiled beard"
    How non-hip. Toooootally not dapper or fashion forward.

    IMHO a total wank product.
    The human body is perfectly capable of self lubricating.
    So whats next?
    Lemme guess: scented beard oil with sparkles?

    • +3

      The human body is perfectly capable of self lubricating.

      That's what she said!

    • 10/10 Tightarse

  • +2

    How funny, hipsters of the world rejoice, now you can wear a beard coated in expensive oil whilst at the same time wearing clothes that you fished out of a dustbin or traded off a homeless person!

  • +2

    This reminds me of the moustache dance scene from "Million Ways to Die in the West"

    • Yep was the first thing that popped into my mind.

  • OP. You sure you are not associated with Hardly Normal? Perhaps a subsidiary after the recent Quattro fiasco.

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