So apparently if you visit eBay.de and visit this seller, he is auctioning away half of what he owns.
Quite literally too.
You can buy exactly half of this divorced guy's belongings
scrimshaw on 20/06/2015 - 20:26
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Do you reckon eBay would offer him half price listings? lol
This is hilarious! How has he cut everything in half so perfectly? They weren't lying about the quality of German craftsmanship
Here is a video showing how it was cut… just power tools. "For Laura"
The cuts are very clean and I'm surprised he actually managed to cut the car in half too.
Judging from his eBay descriptions and the comments on YT sounds like his wife cheated on him with work colleagues after being together for 12 years.
He's washed his car to make it more presentable lol
lol funny but sad
That's some precision cutting! Hopefully she's still in one piece…
Wonder if he's genuinely a pissed off divorcee or if this is a stunt…seems a strange collection of items to be cutting up and selling. Then again maybe it's just all the stuff they had of value and that she liked.
Either way, was a good laugh. Hopefully he's laughing and not still pissed off and holding a chainsaw!
yeah, funny but sad. Serves the wife right though if she did cheat =P
Laser cutting at it best
I hope they don't have children, chainsaw does not have that precision on human flesh…
Not if said chainsaw was made with Precision German Engineering ®
Half a McLaren anyone?
This guy sounds like a tool and she is better off without him. Just a warning ladies find a bloke with a brain.
Did the have a property? Also half cut???
Turns out to be Fake…
Today's Fake: That Guy Who Cut Everything In Half For His Ex-Wife
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/06/todays-fake-that-guy-who-c…I want the time I spent reading this back!
(but I'll settle for half of it). lol
Great work, great photoshopping!
Translation for one of the listings (Google translate, grammatical errors present)
This auction is for 4 beautiful black chairs made of lightweight wood with seats made of wicker.
Unfortunately, each half is missing.
The rest has my ex-wife cashed in the divorce. She wanted as much as possible of my hard-earned possessions have as they could get. Generously I have neatly separated her half .
For the other half , I have no more use , I must decrease now forced and have no place
The chairs are super as an art installation , or simply for people who like to settle things at half ass cheek ; ) Happy bidding .
Look at my other auctions , I'll do more things by halves .
And another for the Siemens Gigaset phone
Sell an impeccable cordless phone Siemens Gigaset AS150 . The feature is somewhat limited because half missing .
The other has cashed my ex .
Since the Good after divorce was quite greedy and has also got right in, I splashed out and generously left her half of everything … even from the phone , with whom she has secretly gesäuselt hours with their " colleagues "
You are bidding on my half . It's the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls .