💙💚💜 Cheap rear bike light on sale in a creative heart design. No longer will you be hidden in the dark. 💙💚💜
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Definitely a ballsack no doubt about it
Truck nuts, for bikes.
Wonder if the light can shine through jeans?
Gonna get one of these for Valentines day. My girlfriend will be so happy I gave her a heart
poor design, unless you ride your bike standing on your head these are definitely hanging 'ball's .. on another note Kris Kringle sorted this year lolz.
OP please change title
"LED Scrotum"
I am gonna tie these to a drone and fly them all around the block at night. All hail the flying glowing balls of glory!
It's not just a light; if you get a flat you can attach it to the valve and it squirts a thick liquid into the tube to seal the puncture!
Make the world a better place, buy all of these then bury them in the desert.
Maybe I'll get a personalised set with "Stu" written on them.
Wanna ball these around especially on my bike
Do Your balls Hang Low?
Do They Wobble to and Fro?
Can You Tie Them in a Knot?
Can You Tie Them in a Bow?
Can You Throw Them Over Your Shoulder Like a Continental Soldier?
Do Your balls Hang Low?
Do Your balls Fall Off?
When You Give a Great Big Cough?
Do They Lie There on the Ground?
Or Bounce Up at Every Sound?
Can You Stick Them in Your Pocket Just Like Little Davy Crockett?
Do Your balls Fall Off?
"Grandma what the hell is this ?/?!"
"oh these are some heart design bike lights that were on sale dear"
I suppose "Scrotum-shaped" ironically just doesn't have the sex appeal.
The left side of my "heart" hangs lower too :O
Now we need a "Lung" shaped ((profanity)) front bike light to match.
Oh Sh.t. I needed a good laugh.
If i'd wear those I get arrested, hopefully by 2 female officers lol.
How do you check them if they are roadworthy, "cough please" ?
Maybe the studs should wear them instead of socks.