πππ Cheap rear bike light on sale in a creative heart design. No longer will you be hidden in the dark. πππ
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Uhhh… Those are balls.
Heart shaped, yeah sure!
Look like bollies to me too.
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
You usually like to come when you see balls?
Slide down eyes to read this. Was not disappointed.
Don't panic. It is all okay
pair of saggy balls. No doubt!
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603 now. And growing
Kangaroo balls…
those will be blowing in the wind
You called?
Yep. I was +351…
The pinnacle of my online glory?
You did it just to reply
Ironically, you get hit by a car behind you as the driver speeds up to figure out if you've glowing balls hanging off of your seat.
The driver starts laughing hysterically and drives into a petrol tanker
Which was driven by a woman who'd recently had a sex change operation to have her (then his) balls removed.
Beat me to it!
The left one is hanging lower which is anatomically correct (for most men)
Also with a quick flash or slow flash option depending on how much you want people to see.
Need 8000 to send to meeren for the unsullied and varys.
What sort of bulk discount can I get?
From the kickstarter sales page - Built for rough riding - water / splash resistant construction.
Yeah, 'heart' design ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
I'm at work not sure should I click on this?
looks like about 5 lumens, but somehow it sticks out like dogs balls, even in the daylight.
Hopefully it will help reduce riders getting a bum steer from car drivers, day or night.
Well the love heart was designed around the shape on woman privates lol
It looks like a ball-sack, not a heart.
Hahahaha y'all beat me to it!
I keep telling the laydeez i feel them deep in my heart. Now i know why.
Hey cool, it comes as blue too! :P
The changeable one comes in blue ;)
Ninja edit ;)
Testicular torsion
If that's a heart shape, then I don't wanna fall in love…
Yeah, if that was your heart you'd hate to be heartbroken
Love the hearts but post needs more stars, cheapest ever, etc :)
Can't wait to have blue balls on the back of my bike :)
Let us know if they turn purple on cold days :)
Does it come in an XL size please? I'm told I have a huge heart.
It's not about the size
It is not an accident, they are meant to look like balls.
Have you not seen those "truck nuts" that redneck/bogans display?
I think the implication is that your truck, or in this case bicycle, is a (profanity) substitute.
They are a knock-off of these:
http://www.gizmag.com/bike-balls-tail-light/37514/
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bikeballs/bike-balls-biβ¦
That Kickstarter pic…
AHAHAHAHA heart design……
Is this for real? If this was on my bike this morning it would have retracted back up inside the saddle! Freezing!
Cool! Maybe buy one or two to display in car, one for rear mirror, one for rear windshield
Maybe buy two and use them as earrings..
You may get hit on alot.
So what does the front light look like?
Something way worse than a 'heart'
A fleshlight, of course.
A Pe…..anut?
Designed with heart in mind cuz the ladies heart them……. balls. ;)
Time to stock up for valentines. Thanks OP.
Can't wait to buy it for the wife.
"It's a heart that'll light up your day (& night) wherever you're riding"
lol
Riiiiiiiiight… Heart design… and that's what they are sticking with?? :D
it's more of a bollocks shape…
Does it flap around while riding your bike?
I never knew I needed these, thanks!
KEK, red ones.. I've seen these on tow bars too (with hair)
ah….nice one…lighted up swinging balls….
You meant "butt" design ?
If you want to save money you can strap your own balls with some reflective papers and ride around midday
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You'd have to be nuts to miss this bargain
Not one single pun in the description! OP really ballsed that up.
Yup. It was a rush to post it before the others ;)
You're always quick and eager to let everyone see your 'heart' aren't you? :P
I heart these.
Are they hairy or smooth ?
Is there a way to stop the heart light from swinging?
I imagine these would slap against the seat.
This is very ballsy
bought it! cant wait to hang my balls
Glow in the dark teabagging
Just what i was looking for!
Reminder that blue vehicle lights are illegal in Australia except for emergency vehicles - eg police, fire and ambulance.
That is precisely why this "light" is camouflaged.
Yup a colleague got defected because his headlights where blue. Granted he can change the headlight colour but he got done by the cops and fined.
Defected?
Back to Mother Russia?
What i wanted to say. Was he he got a defect notice for his car having blue lights. But im sure most of you knew what i really meant βΊ
mode 3: low flash… LOL.
You gotta have some ballz to ride at night…
Heart Design. Are they serious!
Quick flash / low flash?
Those are balls. This close they always look like landscape. Nope, you're looking at balls.
hahahahaa heart design lol
might get one as a gift xD
πππ Cheapest is $3.25, but it doesn't meet the posting requirements. πππ
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