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The co-owner, JT, has made a massive mistake when placing the latest order with our furniture makers. The mistake has resulted us to run around over the last week to find a warehouse in storing the overstocks temporary. This is clearly unacceptable and completely goes against our mantra of No Showroom, No Warehouse and No Salesman. To save his mistake in maintaining a positive cashflow in the company, JT is currently cutting the expenses by restricting us to have only 0.5 coffee a day.
To save our integrity, coffee and JT's job (Yes, we are considering to fire him), we vow to clear the overstocks and rid the warehouse. To make this possible, we are going on sales from today onwards and we will increase the discount by 1% every two days, until the overstock is completely cleared. Is there any ceiling on discount increment? No, the discount increment will continue everyday until we get our usual coffee allowance back!
I seriously thought this was a coffee sale.
Nice pitch but don't put it in the title.