It's so hard to find a jean that I like nowadays:
- Leg opening must be wide - fit over boots (and of course thigh must be relaxed too)
- It must sit close to the waist, not too low like most jeans now and not high up like an old man
- Pockets must be deep enough
- Zipper (no buttons!) must be LONG enough so you can stand at the urinals and reach in, take it out and do the business the traditional way
- The 2 front belt loops must be far apart enough so you can use a proper man belt
Pls advise where I can find my jeans? And no, not Levi's
Where Can I Buy My Jean?
nickbose on 28/05/2017 - 14:01
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Levi Regular 504 is what you're describing … unless you're an odd body shape … then the onus is on you really.
I prefer buttons to zippers so I don't cut my penis in half. But if your penis doesn't reach past the zipper section, I can see why you have this preference.
your penis would only get caught if you not wearing any underpants… hey commando that's the risk you take
Sorry guy, but I don't piss in my underpants.
huh?
if you want,
but I wear underpants so I don't zip my doodle in my jeans, but if you don't like wearing underpants and find a button fly more convenient for you because you are scared of zipping up your doodle. than what ever you like mate,
probably at a jeans shop that sells jeans.
really. no wonder im getting them weird looks whenever i go to bunnings looking for denim jeans.
Buy My Jean
Might cost more to cut into two and sell you only half.
Check MacDonalds
but the denim is better at hungry jacks. so you know.
Check your spelling.
Pls advise where I can find my jeans? And no, not Levi's
Why not Levis? Sounds like a pair of 504s is what you are after.
Since you haven't given a price bracket, try Nudie jeans. They have a shop on little collins street if you are in Melbourne or they are available at David Jones. Otherwise try diesel they make excellent jeans.
Leg opening must be wide - fit over boots (and of course thigh must be relaxed too)
??? What ???
My go to for jeans is Levis for casual/weekend wear and Nudie for going out.
Try K mart.
Jeanswest Relaxed Thigh Straight
If only it were Jeanwest then OP might consider. They only need one jean.
Go and try all types of Levi's out. They have so many cuts available that there would be one for you.
And it's a pair of jeans you are searching for, not a jean.
Levi's 501s $55 at Costco
Aren't they crappy Asian made Levi's? As opposed to much higher quality US Levi's?
Even in the US - you are lucky to find something made there.
Costco clothes no matter where the originate from ar made for the US market - that translates to 'not the shitty qualify made for the AU market".
I have had my Costco 501s for close to 4 years now.
The point is, if you buy Levi's from the Levi store, they are significantly better quality.
@Burnertoasty: I bought 501s from the Levis store - made in Pakistan. I bought Levi from Costco - made in Bangladesh.
:o)
If you're in Melbourne go to Dejour Jeans on Sydney Rd. Everybody should own a pair of these jeans!
$55 gets you a pair of fully customised jeans. Go in, find your the jeans that are your size/colour/fit/style then line up, try them on and someone will come around with chalk and mark out where you want the jeans changed (thinner leg, tighter waist etc) then you come back in a few hours (or the next day) and pick them! And on top of that, you can go back and get them to change the fit of the jeans at any time for free!
Couldn't recommend them more.
Place is extremely hipster though haha
Jeans? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Jeans! Nickbose, there's four places. There's the Jeans Hut, that's on third. There's Jeans-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Jean Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Jeans complex on third.
In the Jeans district!
My husband bought jeans from Big W and after being a Levi's only boy is quite happy with them
Lowes Street brand jeans at $30 will do the job for you
jeans west 40% off store wide
I always struggle to find jeans that fit. I decided to try these guys and they were fantastic. I chose the fabric and specified the cut and they were made accordingly: http://www.makeyourownjeans.com
What's a "man belt"?