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Voss Artesian Water 375ml - Still or Sparkling - $2 @ Coles

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Buy it for the bottle. Clearly. Word. Word. Word. Word.

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  • +2

    What do u do with the bottles

    • +14

      recycle them.

      • +2

        JV is right.
        Recycle the bottle and reuse with tap water.

    • +6

      write TGRI on it, fill it with green slime and wave your hands around pretending you're a ninja turtle

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVfgS_iexf0 skip to 3:56

  • -3

    375ml Buy it for the bottle.

    What is the diminutive form?

  • +1

    Does the water taste nice?

    • +48

      Didn't like it. Too watery

    • +4

      So bland I had to add salt to it just to get some taste.

      • why not sugar?

        • +4

          because then you'll increase the calories, making it unhealthy.

    • Actually the water is acidic proven by a pH test. https://youtu.be/ElUgttLExaw

    • No, it tastes watered down

  • -7

    So you pay $2 for a small bottle of expensive water.
    But it's a bargain as you can re-use the bottle with tap water?

    I'm confused as to why not just drink tap water in the first place?

    • +9

      This is probably ideal to take to work instead of using cups.

      • These small bottles are not longer glass but plastic

        • At least where I am, the sparkling water ones are still glass.

        • @sane: maybe coles wollies in Sydney are plastic.

        • they make the cheaper one by using plastic. You can find both in Woolies, plastic is slightly cheaper than glass

    • +11

      Carry it around so people think you are rich because you are drinking expensive water but in reality it is filled with $0.0000063 per liter tap water.

      • +2

        wow, u must live in the north. its only $0.0000057 per litre down south! desal plant.

    • I'm confused as to why not just drink tap water in the first place?

      Sure then buy a $7 bottle to put it in.

      I was offered a Voss bottle once and kept it. I wouldn't buy it but it's a very nice glass bottle, the lid is a bit flimsy in thin plastic. If the lid was better it would be definitely worth buying to use as a drink botttle.

  • bottles not even nice, too heavy to carry around. Get bottles with straw so it dont stink as much as screw cap bottles.

    • Bottle is nice and don't stink.

  • +2

    what was the expensive iceberg shaven water deal on here a month or so ago? someone commented it made voss look a bit plebish

      • +1

        Does the $115 polar iceberg water cure cancer?

      • +3

        Gotta give it to them for their description writing skills

        Limited editioned Svalbarði is harvested from icebergs freshly carved off glaciers in the remote polar region of Svalbard archipelago, 1,000 kilometres from the North Pole. It is the world's northernmost bottled water. It is almost entirely mineral free with the pH of fresh snow. With an exceptionally smooth mouthfeel, It has a unique terroir, perfect for pairing with fine foods. Svalbarði is an epicurean product in the fine waters category. All Bottles are accompanied with a unique gift tube.

        • +3

          "All Bottles are accompanied with a unique gift tube." Lube tube? Coz anyone falling for that sh7t and buying it deserves the shafting

        • The comments are comedy gold… "very smooth and easy to drink".

        • This isn't just water, never have I tasted something so unique

        • @44sunsets:

          Lol for a moment there I thought they were describing some Johnny Walker

  • +5

    This is the new eneloop.

  • seriously how much does a litre of tap water cost?

  • +1

    Hmm, Black Text and Cap instead of Grey. These could be flying off the shelves if they're new, thanks to all the beach going women who want to have that something different from their group of friends.. until they all have the same idea.

    • Black is sparkling, grey is still

  • Voss is awesome because it looks like this…

    Check out this picture
    http://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2015/11/im…

    Not sure about this water tho.

  • +6

    Thanks OP, the Rolls needs a wash, time to stock up!

  • +1

    Honestly don't get it why you guys would use this for drinking bottle..awkward large opening to drink from and easily breakable…so I guess buying for image then?

    • +1

      yes my peasant co-workers need to know how superior I am to them as they sip from their Mount Franklin plastic death canisters #VossMasterRace

    • I use drinking glass bottles that I keep in the fridge because I only drink water. I bought some other bottles but didnt like them because the opening was too small to wash and the metal cap rusts in the washing machine.

  • +1

    Do I throw the water away and keep the bottle?

  • -2

    You're the Voss try and understand
    Make a noise and make it clear
    La la la la

  • Sick timing, my work bottle just disappeared somewhere…

  • -4

    These "deals" are lame

  • How strong is this glass…? Durable and wont shatter in my bag too easily?

    I love my nalgene bottles, doesn't ever smell either.

  • +1

    I would say it would only shatter in your bag on the days you decide to transport expensive electronic devices

    • So buy waterproof devices

    • If you can only employ one butler to carry both your electronic devices and water then you should not be drinking voss.

  • +1

    any specials on the 750ml?

  • It's Voss Water with a "V" 😂

    https://youtu.be/5P43VjgwjK4

    Haha!

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