Bug from Hell

I was walking out the front of my place last week when as soon as I stepped out the front door this kamikaze psycho bug flew and slammed into the side of my face and then quickly scurried into my ear.

It hit me that hard it actually hurt, then it started going full retard in my ear canal.

I could feel it buzzing and crawling around like crazy, and because it was a Friday night (last week) and I live in a regional area there were no doctors opened so I had to suffer the whole weekend with this thing in my ear.

Night time was the worst and this stupid thing never slept, it was so itchy and ticklish and I couldn't do anything.

Come Monday I went to the doctor and one of the purdy nurses flushed it out with some water, although it took a while as this thing didn't want to leave.

Ended up being a small beetle, about the size of a ladybird.

Beware of bugs. 🐞

Comments

  • +3

    I was just working really hard in my office when I came across a bug that took my PC CPU utilization to 100% whenever the program was executed. I spent 6 hours looking through every line of code. I even asked my colleagues to have a look at my code.

    Eventually I found that I removed the do from a do while(1) loop, but forgot to remove the while. Ended up feeling really stupid after that.

    Beware of bugs.

    • +4

      user name checks out.

      • LOL

    • +1

      What did your nurse look like?

      • +4

        The nurse I got was pretty nice, I wanted to lay my head on her perky bosom.

        I think she liked me, she said I had beautiful lobes.

        • +2

          I wonder where the next bug might end up?

    • Did you do while Diddy Diddy dum Diddy do?

  • +3

    Maybe your username should be Scarab.

  • +1

    Sounds terrible. BTW bit of oil - even olive oil - usually does the trick

  • Ergh this is an all time fear of mine it freaks me out so much.

  • +1

    That's why i walk around with a set of chopsticks

    • +1

      You walk around with the chopsticks in your ears?

      • Keep them over the ear

  • +3

    Glad there was a good ending for you OP.

  • +1

    Why oh why did you wait until a few days after this drama had concluded to post details of your heroism? This should've been on TV.

  • +1

    I had a green ant walk into my ear , get stuck and proceed to bite me a few times, got it flushed ASAP.. I heat your main

  • +3

    are you ok scab? do you need kisses?

    • +4

      I want you to lick my ears.

      • +3

        anything for you baby <3

        • +2

          Careful! That may be an anagram!

    • +1

      I need kisses =)

      • +1

        xoxoxoxo

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