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Where can I get snow?

Username checks out.

Once per 365 days.

Is that your thumb, it's beautiful?

Not this exact model, I have an old Rover with a Briggs and Stratton motor and it starts first go every time. Almost want it to die so I…

You must hang around 7-Eleven a lot.

You can if you buy a colostomy bag.

Thanks.

Lucky you, buy a lottery ticket.

What's your fetish, mine's ear lobes?

>when i check oil level its full Leaking isn't the issue, oil degrades and doesn't offer the same lubrication properties. I usually change…

>don't forget your cashback! Do you have to camp with Tightarse to be eligible?

Thanks OP, this is perfect for my dejected middle-aged man with a weird sexual fetish cosplay

>2 Free Soldiers **JV:** **Corporals** or **generals**?

Even nicer if dipped in Nutella.

Dodgy company and cheap shitty products.

Next week's Rothwell special: Truffles $0.01 KG.

>cones Just had one but thanks anyway.

And you didn't post it here for us.

Yes, everything works on a cat.

They can't reply without teeth.

I've already contacted A Current Affair.

I've never been to a Costco, is it full of obese people pushing oversized trolleys?

Only if it's 50 Iranians doing the hugging. -- Patiently waits while **JV** searches for a meme or YouTube video of 50 Iranians hugging.

No, but I'm in for a **group hug**.

I snort turmeric to get high.

>I have found many uses as a male. Plug for your tight bottom?

>Another deal for the ladies of OzBargain. That's sexist.

You should do an AMA About your tight bottom. I have so many questions to ask.

Which doesn't mean much if there's proof.