Wonder why no car-maker comes up with feature like fart extinguisher.
I mean, when you're on your 1st date, you're trying so hard not to fart when driving, while finding excuse to wind the window down.
Should've fitted a silent vacuum on the gap between the seat & backrest which can be activated with a press of button.
What a fun forum topic.
Luxury Car Feature You'd Like to Have
I wouldn't mind a self generating pile of money in the glove box.
Should've fitted a silent vacuum on the gap between the seat & backrest which can be activated with a press of button.
I'd like a soundproof barrier between the front and rear seats - or maybe a bubble for the kids; like the Homer.
Extremely large beverage holders. Have you seen the super slickers they sell at the Kwik-E-Mart? The cup is this big.
trunk monkey
electrically induced frosted glass on all windows - automatically frosts when you lock the doors.
just the thing for prom night.
Big fan of the frosted glass.
Have seen a few youtube vid's with DIY installs for cars, looks neat and would both help keep the car cool when parked in full sun as well as block the view for any potential thief.
i assume this is a coating that isnt removed when driving, rather than the electrical one i linked.
I know very high end vehicles have it as skylights, but never seen it on side/front/back windows.
If Farting in a luxury car is going to be a deal breaker, then perhaps a different date or try not to dazzle them with a fancy car and flatulence.
I am shocked a woman got into a car with OP without duct tape or Chloroform.
how did you know OP didn't. A fart could wake her up!
I've always dreamed of having a car with push button start since I was a kid, now it's completely normal for modern cars and won't be special when I get it. I dreamed of having a car with a badass HUD when I was a teenager, now that's becoming normal too and won't really be special either. So screw it, what I want is a car with Augmented Reality on all the windows so when I'm driving at night I can make the outside world look cyberpunk.
A car that stays cool in the sun.
What a waste of petrol/energy….
Most houses don't heat up like an oven, why can't they make a car the same. I'm thinking double glazing, automatic sunshade etc.
True. They can improve insulation. Didn't think of that. However, cars to have a greater surface area to volume ratio compared to houses, so it may not be a fair comparison….
flux capacitor
A potty In the drivers seat
A Hotty in the passenger seat.
A company fitted mobile phone holder and dash camera.
Rotating number plates
High yield returns.
Go go gadget arms to head slap bad drivers
Now everyone can have that luxury, fart free experience…
I’d like either the automatic indicators that BMW owners think they have, or the anti-masturbatory gloves Mustang owners have to help keep their hands on the wheel. Or maybe the AMG badge/sticker option from the Mercedes Benz A200.
Mine are serious:
Surely an in-built dash camera will be a standard feature soon.
And, sounds really petty, but a tissue box holder (like a cup holder).
Looked under your centre console lid? Mine has a small tissue box holder (Mitsi).
Citroen - doesn't even have cup holders.
It has a cheese holder though
Hydraulic centre cabin. Therefore any impacts are absorbed.
Want cameras facing all directions for evidence.
Would love some of the Mercedes which has a night vision camera that warns you of potential hazards.
Want a sound proof barrier between front and back.
Love the idea of airbag suspension where you can go real low for crusing and parking, but raise it for beat driving and speed bumps.
Want flames out of the exhaust.
Cup holder, over 80km/hr capabilities and anything better than a tape deck (Suzuki wagon-R, circa 2002)
I do have a shopping basket under the passenger seat (unused but you dont have one), electric windows and fuel efficiency of an idle lawn mower (660cc baby).
p.s. farts should be entertaining, not a scarring scented reminder of your personality gifted to your passengers. eat less sugar and improve your digestive health.
Honestly, I'd just like a computer override button.
The biggest bug bear I have with luxury cars these days is that everything is controlled by the car's computer.
It seems as though car manufacturers have become so obsessed with safety features that you have to go through complex rituals to undertake basic tasks.
For example, in order to release to tailgate, you have to have the car in "park" and park brake on (or whatever the combination) actually is. I don't want this. If I'm stupid enough to open the thing at 100kmh, then that's on me, but more to the point, if I pull up quickly and want someone to get something out of the back, I don't want to have to think about all the "rules" the car has imposed on me before I'm allowed to open the tailgate.
That sort of thing is over long time ago… eg. I remember driving a mate's then new honda like 25yrs ago and it was infuriating in that to start the car you had to have foot on brake, handbrake up and in park.
When you shifted you had to have foot on brake.
They're all like that now. My car has a seat belt alarm that runs for like 3 mins before it shuts off.
I mean I would love it if you could hit the 'cancel' button and it would go away.
You have to go back very far if you want a true analog car w/ no safety or ECU controlled features.
Maybe a VX VY EF EL type Falcon age car?
FLIGHT MODE
Vibrating contoured seats…
no reason
Energy Polariser to align the molecules of the car.
A guy is at a gas station filling up his car. Tiger Woods pulls up next to him. This guy doesn't know anything about golf, but he knows Tiger. As Tiger gets out of the car a couple of golf tees fall on the ground.
Guy: "Excuse me Tiger, what are those?"
Tiger: "You put your balls on them while driving"
Guy: "Chrysler eh, they think of everything!"
Tiger was probably referring to the woman in passenger seat when he said you put your balls on them
The woman that comes in a the passenger seat?
Well my car has ventilated front seats, so if I install a reversing switch for it, I guess that will be a fart extractor. And if controlled from the steering wheel controls, the passenger never needs to know…
2 wheel mode.
Scarlett Johansson Sex Bot
A fridge/cooler box in the boot. I often have to head straight home after I buy milk so it doesn’t go off.
A car which is calibrated to all of the speed limits on all of the roads in my state and doesn’t allow me to go 3 over the speed limit.
A way to somehow have the car fill itself with fuel. Maybe by lining your car up at the servo and hitting a ‘fill’ button?
A convertible which has a sunroof that opens.
A Tesla which is a convertible and affordable.
Username checks out.