What to Call a Nut Shop?

Lspammingb on 07/03/2018 - 20:27
Last edited 07/03/2018 - 20:42 by 1 other user

Long story short, my parents are starting a store that sells nuts, dried fruits etc.

Any of you have some good ideas for what to name the store?

Food & Grocery

Comments

  • coxjon on 07/03/2018 - 20:30
    +25

    Legu-me Nuts

    • cannedhams on 12/03/2018 - 14:59

      I got plenty of nuttin'
      (and nuttin's plenty for me)

  • djkelly69 on 07/03/2018 - 20:32
    +28

    Nuts in your mouth

    • donotuse on 10/03/2018 - 19:00

      Nuts in your mouth
      Not in your hands

  • itsdougie on 07/03/2018 - 20:32
    +98

    Nutty McNutface

    • pennypincher98 on 08/03/2018 - 07:06
      -1

      As long as it's nothing to do with public transport, should be all g ;)

    • ireadtermsofuse on 09/03/2018 - 11:42

      I second this

    • anonymous01 on 09/03/2018 - 12:28
      +4

      1: [Insert Your Name]'s Nuts
      2: Nuts by Nuts
      3: Nuts for Nuts
      4: Nuts by Nuts for Nuts

      Btw, will the winner get some kind of reward?

      • picket23 on 10/03/2018 - 01:45
        +6

        Yes, but you're not in danger of finding out what the prize is

        • anonymous01 on 10/03/2018 - 14:12

          I just want his delicious salty nuts in my mouth.

      • knackers on 10/03/2018 - 14:03
        +2

        you'll get nutting

  • Ryanek on 07/03/2018 - 20:32
    +33

    Cashew think of any on your own?

    • pennypincher98 on 07/03/2018 - 20:35
      +18

      There's always one that's just plain nuts..

      Seriously, I don't even know why I'm raisin this up.

    • Peter Enis on 07/03/2018 - 21:56
      +9

      He's got nuttin.

      • lung on 09/03/2018 - 14:01
        +10

        you're pecan my interest

        • cannedhams on 12/03/2018 - 15:02

          these puns are almondane.

    • Meliodas on 09/03/2018 - 23:15
      -1

      well, i held nuttin againts you soo…

  • pennypincher98 on 07/03/2018 - 20:34
    +9

    Oh I'm bookmarking this page, hope it takes off :)

    Dried Me Nuts?

  • geek001 on 07/03/2018 - 20:35
    +3

    "Coconut is not a nut"?

  • AlienC on 07/03/2018 - 20:37
    +33

    Only one answer well two actually either "got him" or "Deez Nutz"

    • WishIHadAfridge on 09/03/2018 - 06:47
      +3

      I second "Deez Nuts"

    • kenshin824 on 09/03/2018 - 07:12
      +1

      Por que no los dos? “Got him by deez nuts”

    • subywagon on 11/03/2018 - 13:33

      I third Deez Nutz

    • bozbargain on 12/03/2018 - 11:33

      or "Dee's Nuts" if you want to play it safe and keep it an inside joke.

  • BuyoTheCat on 07/03/2018 - 20:41
    +7

    A little bit nuts.
    We are nuts

    Where are they opening? If they have good products at decent price, I will be a good customer.

  • Grande Kintama on 07/03/2018 - 20:41
    +76

    Busta nut

    • Kangal on 10/03/2018 - 22:38
      +2

      If he also sells Almond Milk, maybe they can name it something like "My Nut Juice All Over your Face"

  • Baysew on 07/03/2018 - 20:42
    +13

    Be sure to note that you cater for office platters.

    • Meliodas on 09/03/2018 - 23:15
      +2

      don't worry, nuttin is poisonous

  • cvas on 07/03/2018 - 20:43
    +15

    The Nutty Professor

    • Aap Ke Papa on 08/03/2018 - 23:39

      There is no point quoting the shop that already exists

  • 2jzzzz on 07/03/2018 - 20:43
    +12

    Put my nuts in your mouth.

    • [Deactivated] on 09/03/2018 - 14:19
      +1

      Teabag?

    • Eeples on 18/03/2018 - 08:29

      Sure.

      But what about a name for the nut shop?

  • airzone on 07/03/2018 - 20:45
    +12

    Nutting on you

  • [Deactivated] on 07/03/2018 - 20:52
    -3

    The harem.

  • peterpeterpumpkin on 07/03/2018 - 20:54
    +1

    R U NUTZ!

    But it's been used before…

  • altomic on 07/03/2018 - 20:55
    +4

    Show me your nuts.

  • omgitzrick on 07/03/2018 - 20:59
    +27

    Dee’s

  • chumlee on 07/03/2018 - 20:59
    +19

    The Nut Job

  • dandandan on 07/03/2018 - 21:01
    +16

    Are they copying the source bulkfoods?

    Nut Hut

  • Levathian on 07/03/2018 - 21:06
    +3

    Hard Nutz

  • Cheapascents on 07/03/2018 - 21:17
    +1

    Nutter crack house

  • iambRad on 07/03/2018 - 21:18
    +3

    Absolutely Nuts.

    Going Nuts.

    • cannedhams on 12/03/2018 - 00:35

      I like the first one.

  • RockyRaccoon on 07/03/2018 - 21:18

    Nutz2u

  • 2jzzzz on 07/03/2018 - 21:23
    +9

    Deez nutz

    • bn030687 on 10/03/2018 - 23:43

      Not even kidding, this would work. If you know how to work the pr

  • John Kimble on 07/03/2018 - 21:32
    +6

    Balls

  • donga100 on 07/03/2018 - 21:41
    +11

    Duck's

  • Donaldhump on 07/03/2018 - 21:42
    +3

    Suck my nuts

  • qwerty on 07/03/2018 - 21:46
    +2

    D's , Dees or Deez nuts

    People will at least go for the novelty of the name or take photos of the sign of the store.

  • ihbh on 07/03/2018 - 21:52
    +15

    The Nut and Dried Fruit Shop

    Boring, I know.

  • HoracePinker on 07/03/2018 - 22:00
    +3

    Nutcracker Suite

  • juventino on 07/03/2018 - 22:02

    Bananuts

  • Clear on 07/03/2018 - 22:03
    +6

    The Nuttery?

  • donga100 on 07/03/2018 - 22:06
    +15

    Would they be interested in extending their range to include bolts?

    • banana365 on 09/03/2018 - 12:11

      And screws and washers?

  • [Deactivated] on 07/03/2018 - 22:27

    U want my nuts?

    • nismo on 08/03/2018 - 21:15
      +5

      Without the question mark is better ;)

      Or jv version

      U want my nuts

  • Toons on 07/03/2018 - 22:33
    +2

    There is a perfect one but i'd end up in the sin bin and it's driving me nuts

  • [Deactivated] on 07/03/2018 - 22:39
    +19

    Testicles

    • Helmuth on 09/03/2018 - 17:03
      +12

      What's the difference between Beer nuts and Deer nuts?

      Beer nuts are $4 per kilo. Deer nuts are under a buck.

  • [Deactivated] on 07/03/2018 - 22:42

    Cool nutz

  • MeesusEff on 07/03/2018 - 22:45

    Fruity Nuts

  • Dual on 07/03/2018 - 23:03

    You're gonna love my nuts

  • champstarr on 07/03/2018 - 23:28
    +1

    P nuts and co

  • Diji1 on 07/03/2018 - 23:43

    The Nut Shop.

  • iforgotmysocks on 07/03/2018 - 23:46
    +14

    Woolworths

    • Cheap Charlie on 08/03/2018 - 00:28
      +1

      You had me at over priced meat

  • JIMB0 on 08/03/2018 - 00:48

    Nut case.

  • Scrooge McDuck on 08/03/2018 - 00:51
    +17

    Nut House

    • tommyruff on 08/03/2018 - 11:33
      +5

      I like it, but maybe The Nut House sounds better

      • Scrooge McDuck on 08/03/2018 - 11:41
        +3

        For a solitary store maybe, but I'm thinking of the bigger picture…

    • cannedhams on 12/03/2018 - 00:36

      Gold

  • gooddealmate on 08/03/2018 - 06:30
    +1

    Astronuts

    Jug-o-nuts

  • try2bhelpful on 08/03/2018 - 06:54
    +4

    The Asylum - full of nuts.

    Seriously, I would find some way to imply healthy and fresh. There is a place we buy our nuts from in south Melbourne market and I have no idea on the name but their deluxe mix is terrific and they do a lot of legumes, flours, cooking chocolate etc The other thing we buy from them is freshly ground peanut butter for my satay sauce. Value added products help, this place is usually packed with shoppers. Best of luck to your parents

    • pennypincher98 on 08/03/2018 - 07:07

      I would find some way to imply healthy and fresh

      OMG nothing quite brings customers than a store called "Fresh Nuts"

  • singlemalt72 on 08/03/2018 - 07:17
    +3

    The Nutsack?

    Try My Nuts?

    • haggertm on 09/03/2018 - 11:51
      +8

      Or the nut shack

  • woteva on 08/03/2018 - 07:18
    +1

    Mmmm Nuts

  • iratepirate on 08/03/2018 - 07:46
    +5

    Don't know about a business name but your motto should be "We're nuttier than a squirrels turd"

  • [Deactivated] on 08/03/2018 - 07:58

    Tasty Nuts

  • Nikovegna on 08/03/2018 - 08:01

    Aww Nuts

  • PlasticSpaceman on 08/03/2018 - 08:07
    -1

    Something with a touch of interwebs to it…. Facenuts or Instanut?

    • Adz81 on 08/03/2018 - 08:25
      +6

      Is it just me, or does "Instanut" sound like a Youporn channel involving nothing but money shots?

  • Masher84 on 08/03/2018 - 09:15
    +2

    I think chumlee’s The Nut Job is outstanding but what if your parents want to expand into other products? “We Don’t Do Bicycle Repairs” might be safer or maybe “Monty’s Cheese Shop – We don’t Sell Cheese”.

  • Stevek1960 on 08/03/2018 - 09:24
    +4

    Nutopia

  • Hardlyworkin on 08/03/2018 - 09:43
    +5

    Health nuts

    • starvingartist on 09/03/2018 - 14:30

      this is actually not too bad!!

    • justabargainhunter on 10/03/2018 - 00:27
      -1

      Credit to Hardlyworkin - tweaking slightly for the 'wow' / memory factor

      Plays two ways - eat nuts for health, and we're crazy about health

      Nuts For Health

  • boo hoo on 08/03/2018 - 09:48
    +1

    We R Nuts

    Edible Gonads

  • sharkyoz on 08/03/2018 - 10:32
    +1

    Nuts to You

  • FishesBum on 08/03/2018 - 10:56

    LUV YA NUTS

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