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Leo (profanity) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbtfAzrBFOY

flat on my back on a chaise-lounge giving orders

Ask your local vet if they know anyone suitable

bikies

try Cullenebikes.com.au, had mine 3yrs+, still going strong

a normal lunch doesn't spend anything, it gets spent

use old discarded dominos boxes as your base, spread your toppings on and voila it even tastes like a dominos pizza hahaha

try Melbourne Mattress Factory, not the cheapest but is affordable can try out 1st at their factory in Dandenong sth bought a base and…

bugga

prob raised their selling price by 30%

meat tenderiser

mm camel toes

i usually wear my D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F tshirt :)

is that you Dave?

I'll be wearing my Oldi shirt on merch day https://images.app.goo.gl/ET43d7p2RqZftBV8A

i stopped drinking prepared oj when they stopped good ole Orchy brand

cant believe noone has suggested...bikies!!!

make coffee,, drink coffee, have a shit, make another coffee

great if you have a peanut allergy

I usually ask what they are wearing, and do they consider it sexy. Then I tell them , in my deep voice , that I'm wearing stocking and…

nah, tightass

prime

try chatting to your local pastrycook

also get rollerblade wheels, I use em. Was sceptical at first but...good

Done.

milk crates topped with sheet of ply to fit

i just started a subscription cos i really liked Patagonia......do subscribers get their coffee at this reduced cost? Or are they screwed…

Take me to the river, drop me in the water

if i buy 2 is it possible to get delivery 3weeks apart

hipsters, good undies!!