[Joke Post] Free Sandpaper at Bunnings - Available in Store and Today Only

hindo on 01/04/2018 - 05:46

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Bunnings is offering free sandpaper to customers wearing white during the Easter weekend. No purchase is necessary in order to claim this freebie.

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  • Shiq1 on 01/04/2018 - 05:48
    +1

    Are they pocket sized?

    • Slo20 on 01/04/2018 - 05:53
      +2

      Let’s hope these ones are camouflaged.

  • SnoozeAndLose on 01/04/2018 - 05:57

    For wood or metal?

    • winfan on 01/04/2018 - 06:00
      +46

      For Cricket Ball..!!!

    • xuqi on 02/04/2018 - 12:26

      Leather!

  • Duece1995 on 01/04/2018 - 05:58
    +7

    Just in time for the fourth test.

  • winfan on 01/04/2018 - 06:04
    -1

    How I can tag Cameron Bancroft ?????…. Since he got nothing to do for next Nine months, time to improve his skills before India visit next summer….

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2018 - 06:15
    -2

    Sorry I only read emoji ,
    what do all the bird scratches mean ?

  • tranter on 01/04/2018 - 06:18

    They were offering free hot cross buns yesterday.

  • Clear on 01/04/2018 - 06:44
    +8

    I'll be there signing. $5 a piece!

    • edfoo on 01/04/2018 - 08:39

      Will you also shed a tear and say sorry for each one?

  • konji on 01/04/2018 - 07:03
    +1

    Must show up in cricketers whites to claim

  • Logical on 01/04/2018 - 07:15
    -5

    April fools

    • smartazz104 on 01/04/2018 - 16:03

      Anyone that posts this on April 1st is a fool indeed.

  • michael128 on 01/04/2018 - 07:26

    Perfect for my cricket ball

  • twig on 01/04/2018 - 07:34

    As if the traffic around my local Bunnings wasn't bad enough as it is…

    see you guys there!

  • Big Dog on 01/04/2018 - 07:35

    Do I have to be wearing a full cricket outfit to claim my free sandpaper? I don't own a helmet, but if I turn up just wearing cricket whites and my brother's cricket pads, will that do?

    Also, how much sandpaper can I take?

    • CyberMurning on 01/04/2018 - 10:34

      Actually just need to wear the helmet. Nothing else.no shirt no pants no undies please!

  • DaveD on 01/04/2018 - 07:39
    +5

    Seema like a very big order has been cancelled and they have over stock..:-)

  • DanielR on 01/04/2018 - 07:43

    Hilarious 😂

  • financialminimalism on 01/04/2018 - 07:45

    Love it. Great April fools. When I first read it I thought dammit I just bought 6 pieces of sandpaper yesterday… then I read the conditions of wearing white 😉

  • Az on 01/04/2018 - 07:50

    Cricket Australia should sue hindo (OP) for encouraging ball tampering!

  • Briefcase Mong on 01/04/2018 - 07:54

    Is yellow tape free as well ?

  • aussieprepper on 01/04/2018 - 07:56

    Can i rock up in just my cup?

    Actually this would help elemenate cheating if not increase shelving lol.

  • ArthurT85 on 01/04/2018 - 07:57
    +1

    What grit is recommended for a cricket ball?

  • juicy j on 01/04/2018 - 08:00
    -5

    Not on topic but whats with the Chinese Welcome on the OzBargain website guys?! Im actually shook? My menu is in Chinese tooo.. wtf
    What announcement are they talking about? That Ozbargain has fallen into chinese ownership? 😂

    • Diji1 on 01/04/2018 - 12:00
      +1

      Yes, China bought Ozbargain and it will be 100% Xiaomi bargains from now on (so mostly the same as before).

  • terrys on 01/04/2018 - 08:00
    +2

    OK, who was it who wasn't quite awake and reported this…

    • juicy j on 01/04/2018 - 08:02

      Did you get a chinese welcome too?

  • Viospeed on 01/04/2018 - 08:04

    Is this an April fools joke too?

    • Logical on 01/04/2018 - 08:08

      It's lame 'cos it was done earlier

    • Diji1 on 01/04/2018 - 12:01

      No, free sandpaper.

  • chumlee on 01/04/2018 - 08:24

    You're days late with this joke. Been done to boredom over past week

  • saltypete on 01/04/2018 - 08:28
    +1

    So childish!
    I knew there was a reason I liked this site :-)

  • kangaroo on 01/04/2018 - 08:40

    Comes with free dulux sample bottle in red.

  • lrntoplay on 01/04/2018 - 08:48
    +1

    Got mine, thanks. They give you a lot.

    • HomeAlone on 01/04/2018 - 08:50

      Same. Thought it was a shitty joke at first, but they're actually handing them out. lol

  • Frozensage on 01/04/2018 - 09:01
    +1

    Does it come with box of tissue for after the sandpaper is used?

  • ascotno1 on 01/04/2018 - 09:09

    Will wear my cricket whites.

  • dingdong3000 on 01/04/2018 - 09:58

    Do i get one if i wear yellow instead?

  • nuno on 01/04/2018 - 10:33

    sandpaper followed by a box of these . https://www.amazon.com/Crocodile-Pattern-Tissue-Rectangular-…

    just remember to take your 'popular' wife with you and use them to get your moneys worth

  • whodidthat on 01/04/2018 - 11:44

    Ozbargained by cricketers?

  • Bandara on 01/04/2018 - 14:13

    I think this is a good alternative to Toilet papers. And it's free….

    • Yummy on 01/04/2018 - 16:08

      Not really free.

      In order to use their "free" sandpapers, you will need their sausage sizzler first…

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2018 - 14:35

    B U N N I N G S
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  • big1964 on 01/04/2018 - 17:09

    Easter Saturday is Bunnings biggest trading day in the whole year!!!

  • endotherm on 01/04/2018 - 22:33
    +1

    I thought due to the date of the post it had something to do with Jesus being a carpenter at first…

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