Why I am so good at PUBG Mobile. I Rule!

I'm really good at PUBG Mobile.

I've don't think I've ever been so good at something in my life. Except Team Fortress Classic.

I've had 134 squad / duo games and have won 18 winner winner Chicken Dinners. Often I carry the team - or they just die and I go on to win.

Some of the keys to my success -

  • Played lots of Carmageddon in the 90's - am expert at running over people.
  • Don't land in busy towns - land in medium sized places.
  • Don't follow people - or get in cars with strangers.
  • Generally avoid large towns ( it's pot luck who sees who first )
  • Don't run through open fields.
  • If without a vehicle and must move - hug mountains.
  • Only meet up with team in last 10 minutes if you are still alive.
  • Always look for cover at all times ( I.E stay close to rocks / buildings)
  • If under fire - take cover in the place - then look for the person firing.

The best # of kills I had is 18. My overall K/D is 4.3. I have won 6 out of my last 20 games - with 144 Kills and a KD of 10.2.

I believe I have matured like a fine wine (36 yo).

Comments

  • +20

    cool story bro

  • +6

    congratulations, you should be very proud of your achievement.

  • +5

    Because you're playing against bots.

  • Yay?

  • No you're not.

    https://www.polygon.com/2018/3/22/17142692/pubg-mobile-bots

    BUT, it's good that the game makes you feel that way :)

    • You might want to read the page you link to next time. If you had you'd find that it said the author doesn't know and the devs didn't comment.

      Not that I'd recommend anyone read the ravings coming out of Polygon normally.

      • You might want to read it yourself buddy. Or hell, even use that search bar at the top of your browser, who knows you might even learn something instead of making dumb comments! There's no reason for the devs to comment, why would they?

  • Bots

  • Groundbreaking

  • Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

  • You have barely won more than 10% of your matches… That is pretty poor.

    Your tactics make it seem like you're a nancy.

    • -1

      He says as he runs bravely into the open field….

      • +2

        Don't be soft, go out there and GET SUUUUUUM!!!

    • The aim of the game is to survive rather than kill as many as possible … and on the PC winning 10% is exceptional.

      • +2

        You can do both. Nancy.

  • +1

    What is this?

  • I believe I have matured like a fine wine (36 yo).

    Oh damn, gives the rest of us geezers hope!

  • +2

    "- Don't follow people - or get in cars with strangers.
    - If under fire - take cover in the place - then look for the person firing."

    These seem like good life advice in general.

    • +3

      Back when it was 2010 my mum would tell me never talk to strangers online and don't get into a strangers car, 2018: Uber

  • Spare a few tips for the Fortnite guy?

    • Play PUBG Mobile.

  • +1

    I was waiting for the "and don't forget to hit up my twitch and head over to YouTube, smash that like and don't forget to subscribe and hit that bell for notifications…"

    Must be so proud. Something to put on your CV, no doubt…

  • +3

    :'(

    Mean :(

    • +1

      I feel this thread was made just because of yours, had to mention age to make a point, haha

  • +1

    Knowing this I now feel like my whole life has been wasted.

  • I just played my first game and won. Infinity kill death ratio!

  • +1

    Whats PUBG..

  • pubg mobile is mostly official bots from the mobile game and newbies.

    No surprise you are winning sometimes.

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