Seems to be a new OzB record for bang for buck1 - only ~$0.04 a pop. Innocent victims of Big W's recent stock geronticide2. Were $8 and $10 respectively. Expiry on observed was 06/2020.
I think people will come around to these prices
Any stock left for extra small hero? Asking for a friend
I'm no small hero
none the less, your hero might be small
OP which location? Nothing on website.
EDIT: Have marked as Chermside at a guess.
If you need to ask you're probably thinking about the wrong one.
how do you guessed it ?
Metadata????
in store only?
In undies only I guess.
nice. i'll save myself 50c by learning to pull out.
Say hi to little HKS for us in 9 months.
Very cheap, is it second “hand”?
No it is to spare your hand.
Why is super thin more expensive?
because you can feel more and they want you to pay for that feeling.
just pay for the babies
If its the right lady sure.
Same reason sweaters are now cheaper, coming into summer super thin is more popular :)
they are more difficult to manufacture the thinner they get. the overall process might be similar but theres a lot of work that goes into making sure they can consistently make them thinner than before, without risking holes and weak spots.
Was it blue?
So no jacking needed
Nah - still need jacking, but it'll be less messy.
I see you seem to like a good jacking.
What's the point of wearing these with the new abortion laws?
Ignore the downvotes, this was hilarious
Have a plus vote.
That costs $650 and lots of aftercare for the lady.
only if you go to a clinic … plenty of backyard places will do it for a fraction of that price. Heck, they'll even throw in a mani-pedi for free.
Bang for buck eh? Well played.
correction: bang for half a buck
Correction: half a bang for half a buck
Quick release?
Nice, won't get my hand's sticky.
have you even used one before?!
You're not supposed to put it over your hand
Your hands have its own sticky?
At this price you can wear two with tobacco sauce in between so one of you will definitely know if one breaks.
tobacco sauce
Where does one buy tobacco sauce? Is it a euphemism for semen?
Tabasco - victim of autocorrect
Yup. Rekt
The joke was more funny before you told us about the autocorrect
Thats good price I need atleast 100 for upcoming holidays
Invest in Ansell gloves …
Five night every pop
You’ll probably end up using 1
@ Big W
I call my member Big W (illy)
sold out? link is generic big W from me
This may or may not be a suitable replacement: https://www.bigw.com.au/product/super-hero-cape-black/p/6663…
"Expiry on observed was 06/2020" - Anyone wants to go half ?
Which half do you want? Top or bottom or are we slicing it down the middle?
Half the pack, or half the condoms?
I'll go halves as long as I get to go first.
No errotic description this time?
Yes! can now afford to use a whole pack in one night- partner says can't wait for me to get back from the shops- just hope I can perform as a Hero and not a Zero
I think if you wear 12 at a time you will lose sensation
They won't notice the difference
You've cocked up my plan- partner thinks I'm using the 12 separately
Sex is getting cheaper and cheaper.
Depends where you're going - stilettos and kings court put up their last week. ladyboys in thailand dropped them at the same time.
Please don't buy these! We need next generation Ozbargain!
Could we have the widths in the deal description please?
Barnaby!
Free postage when spend over $50
Condom posts really capture the essence of OzBargainers' collective tight fisted efforts.
(I've never done a comment on OzB before that looks more like a cryptic crossword clue than this!)
Maybe it's sold out. Can't find it :/
![[QLD] Hero Condoms 12pk: $0.50 (Regular), $1 (Superthin) @ Big W (Chermside)](https://files.ozbargain.com.au/n/55/411755.jpg?h=563cf0c9)
I’m here for the jokes