I Hereby Pronounce February 1st as Annual Food Freebie Day

peterpeterpumpkin on 01/02/2019 - 14:04

"There will cometh a time when all the apps align and free food will be bestowed upon the heaving masses." Anon the 1st, c.2012

From a handful of Subway cookies via UberEats to 500 mL of ice cream at 7-Eleven, a lunch from Hey You and yet unclaimed McFlurries and french fries at Zeus St Greek, today we celebrate by not having to depend on free Coles chicken by disposing of 7 in the sushi cabinet.

So let it be written. So let it be done.

Food & Grocery

Comments

  • Donaldhump on 01/02/2019 - 14:18
    +2

    i'm sent here by the chosen one

  • Donaldhump on 01/02/2019 - 14:18
    +1

    to kill the first born pharaohs son

    • rompastompa on 01/02/2019 - 20:36

      I'm creeping death!

  • bargainhunter87 on 01/02/2019 - 14:22

    How does one acquire this free lunch from Hey You?

  • elgrande on 01/02/2019 - 14:52

    Its my birthday. Just saying.

  • pegaxs on 01/02/2019 - 16:48

    Pronounce or announce?? I just want to get a handle on just how official this is…

    • peterpeterpumpkin on 01/02/2019 - 17:06

      I googled "Annual Food Freebie Day" and the only reference to it was on this very page. So I don't know if it's officially sanctioned yet by the people who sanction these days.

      The UN hasn't allocated this day yet.

      • Diji1 on 01/02/2019 - 17:23

        The UN is never going to make a day where business loses money.

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