What Is Best Toilet Paper in The World?

Enjj0y on 17/02/2019 - 22:30
Last edited 18/02/2019 - 09:52 by 1 other user

Hi.

Can anyone mention what is best toilet paper in the world?

Thanks.

Health & Beauty Toilet Paper

Comments

  • grog on 17/02/2019 - 22:36
    +3

    Real men use sandpaper

    • cille745 on 17/02/2019 - 23:47

      Lower the grit the better

    • Hithere on 18/02/2019 - 08:42

      Real men don't use toilet paper, they use ripped up newspaper.

  • strangeloops66 on 17/02/2019 - 22:47
    +4

    According to Google, Pakistan's flag.

    • payton on 17/02/2019 - 23:11
      +1

      plus you get protests carried out in your name, in multiple countries

  • ego22 on 17/02/2019 - 23:20

    the ULTIMATE toilet paper is a live goose.
    google it (Gargantua goose)

  • bdl on 18/02/2019 - 00:18
    +8

    Unused

    • Nugs on 18/02/2019 - 07:46
      +4

      never buy secondhand
      .

  • [Deactivated] on 18/02/2019 - 00:37
    +1

    Free wins.

  • Stewardo on 18/02/2019 - 01:30

    Uniqlo shirts, click banner at top of screen

  • Donaldhump on 18/02/2019 - 01:30
    +1

    Hands in the shower is free or work paper is free

    • Nugs on 18/02/2019 - 07:47

      extra time in shower costs money.

      at work for sure
      .

      • Donaldhump on 18/02/2019 - 19:24

        Your shoe wearing anyway, but if it struggling have a cold one

  • Quantumcat on 18/02/2019 - 06:54
    +5

    First serious answer of the thread - probably Quilton

  • [Deactivated] on 18/02/2019 - 07:09
    +2

    A Teflon turd is always superior to TP. It’s about technique.

  • tighttighttight1 on 18/02/2019 - 07:31
    +1

    Hanebisho toilet paper

  • Yummy on 18/02/2019 - 07:56
    +5

    3 sea shells.

    • SlartiBartFozz on 18/02/2019 - 13:32

      Demolition Man — had a reference to the old joke about a Japanese-style toilet:

      "A guy in the future had to use the women's restroom and discovered the three sea shells instead of toilet paper. He didn't know how they worked so he just started pushing them. The first one squirted water up his ass. The second one blew air and dried his ass. The third caused excruciating pain and he passed out. When he woke up he was in the emergency room. The nurse came to his side to see how he was doing and went to get the doctor. The doctor told the man that they were unable to save his penis due to the extreme trauma the automated tampon remover had caused. And that is how the three seashells work."

      More realistic version would be :
      Shell 1: control for spraying
      Shell 2: control for airdrying
      Shell 3: flushes

  • dust on 18/02/2019 - 08:59
    -1

    Choice did some analysis on this. I recall seeing a screenshot of the findings on here but not sure where. I think the conclusion was that the 3(?) ply Aldi one had one of the best performance for the price.

    • MrHyde on 18/02/2019 - 09:01

      Aldi didn't even make the shortlist.

      https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/438411

      • dust on 18/02/2019 - 09:02

        Oh interesting, the thing I was recalling must have been a few years ago. I wonder what happened to the quality of their toilet paper since then!

        • Baysew on 18/02/2019 - 09:53
          +2

          Went down the toilet.

  • Shadowsfury on 18/02/2019 - 10:07
    +3

    Japanese toilets with their built in bidet

    • Kangal on 18/02/2019 - 11:15

      They install them now into Transformers and Gundams too!
      Just need a bit of paper to wipe the water away.

  • Bid Sniper on 18/02/2019 - 10:08
    +2

    I use paperbark trees like a bear. HR has issues with this but I told them its cultural tradition being Canadian.

    • josetann on 18/02/2019 - 12:16
      +2

      I'm Southern, we use pine cones and corn cobs.

    • the Unforgiven on 18/02/2019 - 13:58
      +2

      Do bears shit in the woods?

      I was having a shit in the woods one day when a bunny hopped along
      I looked down & said to the bunny, "does shit stick to your fur"? and the bunny said no
      So I picked him up & wiped my arse with him :)

      • John Kimble on 18/02/2019 - 17:17

        "does shit stick to your fur"? and the bunny said no
        So I picked him up & wiped my arse with him :)

        So, the shit stayed on your butt then?

      • koplik8 on 19/02/2019 - 01:03

        Hahahaha

  • bargainhunter87 on 18/02/2019 - 10:16

    real men don't wipe

  • JimB on 18/02/2019 - 11:35

    I can't say the in the world but available from supermarkets I would say Emporia 4 ply or Quilton 4 ply

  • Helmuth on 18/02/2019 - 11:42
    +3

    A bear says to a rabbit: "Hey, do you ever have problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?"
    The rabbit says, "No."
    The bear says "Great!!" and wipes his backside with the rabbit.

  • Dangit on 18/02/2019 - 12:17

    Japanese toilets are the best toilet paper :D

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