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Coles Express - Car Wash Express $4! Ends 1 June 2011

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Normal Price:

Wash Express - $10, or 2 for $12*
Includes: Wash, shampoo, wheel and dry.

Wash Max - $14, or 2 for $18*
Includes: Pre-wash, foam, shampoo, underbody, wax, wheel and super dry.

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  • So the express car wash is $4 at any Coles Car Wash till June 1? Nice.

    No voucher or anything required?

    • +13

      actually …. you could do a chicken dance before buying it from the counter

  • +11

    good price, but not good for your car.

    • +3

      definitely not, after not washing my car for about 6 weeks it was looking quite dirty and i had a spare 30 mins i was at the shell so i thought why not im sure these machines arnt as bad as they use to be….. I was wrong scratched up the car something fearce even after a few coats of polish i could still see the scratches, I think these machines are only good if your car is white or you don't really give a crap about your car.

      Still this is quite cheap though, but for warned is for armed

      • Top Gear's convertible family van carwash demonstrated the dangers of this :P

        • oh indeed. carwash operators beware: never let homemade convertibles through your carwash ;)

      • +1

        Shell =/= Coles?

      • +1

        "We guarantee a safe, scratch free wash for your car and have a dedicated customer service team for any issues that you may have"

        Perhaps you could take it with their customer service team?

        • +2

          Perhaps you could take it with their customer service team?

          the point is the prevent it in the first place…

          i used this place ONCE and NEVER AGAIN… unless of course you don't mind lots of fine scratches on your nice duco

      • +2

        I tried it once when they had a $5 special promotion just before x'mas. It worked fine without any drama given my car wasn't covered with mud or anything just some dust. $4 is even a better deal!

  • -1

    "Why should I use the Coles Express Car Wash?"
    "Hand washing actually damages your car’s surface more than any other method due to the dirt that builds up and gets stuck in your sponge"

    HAHAHAHAHHA.

    • Yeah too true its a joke lol! Proper washing with a decent mitt (woolen or microfibre) will be much better for the paint (especially if you pressure clean the loose dirt off first) than these automatic brush washers. If you are going to use an auto washer use the brushless laser washes or dont bother…

      • Yes - if you use a woolen or microfibre mitt properly.

        I bet the majority of people who hand-wash cars just use a sponge which can rub dirt and sand all over your fine finish if not used properly.

    • If you really care then you would have two buckets, and at least 3 sponges.

      1 bucket has the car wash detergent / soap in it, the other bucket has water and to be use ONLY for rinsing the sponge.

      1 sponge is used for the top half of the car down to the tirm on the door (if you have it), the 2nd sponge is for the lower part of the car, and the 3rd for the wheels.

  • There actually aren't that many Coles Express with car wash attached, the PDF of all locations is only half a page, and I can remember the one or two I might be likely to pass. Heck I have a bomb of a car so why not.

  • Do you have to wash before June or actually buy the coupon (with 30 day validity) before June?

    • If it's anything like the other car washes, they'll give you a printed slip with a 5 or 6 digit code that's valid for X days. Nothing says you have take the car through there and then. In fact you could even give the code to someone else. But I may be wrong.

    • +3

      Maybe he should go through a Coles Express ?

  • +21

    Hand washing is important for proper bonding between car and driver.

    • +7

      Especially if you can get a kid to do it instead. :)

      • haha you r funny

      • Would be classified as Child Labour unless kid is 17 years old!

        • +1

          …or working at McDonalds!!!

          Isn't that the age they pension the poor old buggers off at MickeyD's??? :p

  • Hmmmm, shame Adelaide misses out once again due to lack of any car wash facilities…Why is this city so slow!!!

  • There are none in SA!?!

  • +17

    justin bieber tag, those funny comments from antman76 and annoynimous has been removed?

    Yo MOD, you guys need to relax a bit man. I like ozbargain because these kind of comments - they are making this website more interesting and fun to read.

    Well, you can play iron fist editor a la' Chinese government (because this is your site anyway) but it would be like a shabby old lady

    I'm apologize for being straight forward this time, those blokes any many others like them: issh, stewballs so on who keeps me back to ozbargain

    So please, relax bro (classical music on the background)

    • -2

      You had me at "Justin Bieber"! :)

    • +5

      Agreed.
      Occasionally people get away with humour here, but it seems that unless its the same type of humour that the mods enjoy, its gonna be removed as if you are some sort of a troll.

    • +3

      Why remove the comment? This is China?

      • +4

        All your humour is belong to us.

        • ROFLMAO…I see what you did there! ;)

      • lol .. so true….

    • +10

      I was surprised to see the comments removed, like we had offended someone, which anyone would know was incorrect.

      I think we need a "Mods Emotional Status" colour (green, amber, red) so we know what to expect each day.

    • Totally agree, so many comments being flagged as 'off topic' or trolling, reminds me of whirlpool..

  • +2

    Why not remove the lazyman tag and this comment while you are at it? Surely it's sexist and should be replaced by lazyperson. :P

    • +2

      wouldn't that be 'motivationally-challenged person'?

  • +10

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    • LOL it's a shame I can only positive your comment once

    • +1

      would those updates include an eyewitness account from the chk-chk-boom chick..?

    • +1

      I wouldn't attend the protest unless I could get 50% off the bus ticket

  • Good price, but did not get good results on my own car

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