Who Prefers Button Fly than Zip Fly? but Why?

I can't for the life of me figured the < profanity > why button zip is ever invented; they're fiddly and harder to unbuttoned especially when you're hands are cold because you need to $h1t or pee so badly due to some bad curry from last night.

I'm sure some fashionable folks here can enlighten me on why do you prefer button over zip? My gut feel there won't be many of you guys/girls out there.

Have you ever pissed yourself in the chinos?

Comments

  • Yeah no idea why.

    I can only assume buttons came first, and just hung around.

  • Button fly, you can undo one after a big meal

    • As are zips

      • +1

        A half-open zip with get damaged though

        • I'm going to upvote you just because of your attempt to revive this thread.

  • Buttons are better, you don't accidentally lay the tracks.

  • Would be easier for you Tempura if there was a poll give.

    • The idea is not to perform statistical count rather to understand why some folks choose button over zip.

  • Have you not watched There's Something About Mary?

    • I heard you first time

  • zipper for easy access baby

    • -1

      ummm…..

      @police @AFP

      • you obviously never listened to any easy e.

        in one skit they ask him why he wears his pants like that…..the reply 'for easy access baby'

  • Button zip? Never seen one of those, isn't it…

  • Slightly on-topic, and tremendously reassured by outlander that mactuzii has never caught his/her wang in a zip.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YKK
    First thing thought of when I first heard this song -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVT9vmdgj-E
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yé_ké_yé_ké

    In turn, reminds of this great track -
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVasZ_mIHYw

    Enjoy.

    Didn't expect all of that, did you, tempura?
    :)

  • No button or fly, no troubles. Just wear women's pants.

  • simple. wear trackies.

  • If anyone has a baby, they will know that buttons are the devil in onesies. Zippers are so much easier to deal with!

    • Doesn't need a baby to learn things.

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