Issues Placing Online Woolworths Order

IVI on 29/05/2019 - 03:07
Last edited 29/05/2019 - 11:08 by 1 other user

So, all I wanted to do - after receiving
this week's Woolies catalog, showing:

  • Australia Own 2L long-life Milk @ 0.9 / Litre

was to stock-up with a few 6x 2L cases,
via a large (w/other items) Delivery order

I rang B4 Today began, to get weights
(since over 250 Kg brings a big Fee)

Armed with the info needed, I intended
to place (or at least enter) an order Today

(If my desired Qty went over the default
but flexible limit, I'd need to get a staff'
to override the limit; hence "enter".)

Just past Midnight (~3 hours ago) I get
up to do the deed… but No… Woolies'
online price was wrong for my UHD milk!!

Thinking their online system could be
using the wrong Regional catalog price,
I duly enter our postcode, to view "our"
catalog's price for that 2L milk product.

But… no… Woolies' online catalog display
function wasn't… (ie, functioning)

How hard is it to do things right, Wollies?!?

PS Another pet peeve: When I rang (to confirm
Weights & Limit (ie, B4 O'weight Fee applies),
I got a very chatty staff… who easily -Tripled-
the time it should have taken to get the info!!.

I'm sure that person was Sleep-Deprived, &
Needed (as, I suppose, lots of OzB-er do) to
View this (Yet Another) TED-talk:

  • Matt Walker "Sleep is your Superpower"

Go on now, view it RIGHT NOW, B4 U 4GET.

I may have just enabled you to Extend your Life
+ Improve your Quality of Life (if your viewed it)

"Mail in the $5" :ancient (pre Me Too) Bill Cosby
stand-up comedy album track (Recognise it?)

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Comments

  • BugsBunnyAUS on 29/05/2019 - 03:10
    +16

    Ok

    • Ughhh on 29/05/2019 - 03:25
      +30

      You don't have to
      share everything that
      goes on in your head
      btw.
      Just open up a word doc
      and rant there.

      • Wystri Warrick on 29/05/2019 - 06:24
        +2

        Username checks out!

        • kerfuffle on 29/05/2019 - 07:44
          +21

          I think you'll find that the majority of the community would rather you NOT share your thoughts. Especially if you can't format them so that it's easy to read. Just look at the number of reports on your previous post, as well as this one.

          • aspirepranesh on 29/05/2019 - 09:41
            +4

            @kerfuffle: damn! In my years with OZB, this is the first time I have bothered to read IVI's posts!

            I got curious by your comment and made the mistake of checking his other posts!!!!!!!

            MY EYES :O

          • IVI on 02/06/2019 - 10:51
            -1

            @kerfuffle: It's easy to Skip any comment authored by the mysterious IVI, no? ;~)

        • brendanm on 29/05/2019 - 10:23
          +7

          You would improve Australia if you stopped posting to be quite honest.

        • Cyphar on 29/05/2019 - 11:11
          +2

          Jesus dude, take a hint

  • ChillBro on 29/05/2019 - 03:35
    +12

    OP's posts are like an alternate reality if Creed Bratton was actually posting his blog online and not in a word doc.

    • IVI on 02/06/2019 - 10:55

      Yep, I see a Future AU, eg, a bit more like France, Canada, etc.
      (who are reaping the benefits of Abundant Energy, soon to be
      cheaper, ie, ~2030, when Liquid-Fuel, Molten Salt Reactors
      arrive).

  • AustriaBargain on 29/05/2019 - 04:18
    +14

    Why are you ordering a quarter tonne of milk.

  • SBOB on 29/05/2019 - 05:53
    +5

    IVI Post Issues Strike Again!

    That would be a more suitable heading

    • IVI on 29/05/2019 - 07:31
      -4

      So, go create a thread, &
      let's see what good results.

  • GoldenDragon888 on 29/05/2019 - 06:59
    +3

    Why did I think of this scene from Billy Madison after reading this post?

  • iforgotmysocks on 29/05/2019 - 07:41
    +3

    Yes but what about the tornado in the US?

  • Jools on 29/05/2019 - 07:46
    +5

    FYI the catalogue usually states that specials start at 7.00am Wednesday.

    • IVI on 02/06/2019 - 10:57
      -1

      Ah, thanks 4 that… I don't always get to
      read the fine print in this World. :~)

  • djones145 on 29/05/2019 - 08:09
    +2

    gotta love ur post

    I blame climate change on this

  • Fergy1987 on 29/05/2019 - 08:15
    +6

    I hate myself for reading this and being lured in by these ridiculous posts.

    Where is the guy trying to get money back for the work cake that wasn't up to his standards

    • orangetrain on 29/05/2019 - 08:35

      Me too. I keep falling for clickbait titles.

  • [Deactivated] on 29/05/2019 - 08:25

    When were you planning on drinking the milk,
    or are you a slow drinker?

  • Hithere on 29/05/2019 - 08:32

    So this is what it's like to die and go to hell?

  • bobbified on 29/05/2019 - 08:32
    +3

    I'll keep this in mind for next time I need to order a whole farm's worth of milk.

  • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 29/05/2019 - 09:01

    I'm sure that person was Sleep-Deprived, & Needed (as, I suppose, lots of OzB-er do) to View this (Yet Another) TED-talk: Matt Walker "Sleep is your Superpower" Go on now, view it RIGHT NOW, B4 U 4GET. I may have just enabled you to Extend your Life + Improve your Quality of Life (if your viewed it)

    nek minnit

    Just past Midnight (~3 hours ago) I get up to do the deed (order a truck full of milk)

  • djones145 on 29/05/2019 - 09:10
    +10

    I remembered from
    another post that
    you like this milk
    so when I saw that
    it was on sale
    I decided to take
    out a loan and buy
    it all
    hhahahahahhahaha
    hahahahahhahahha
    hahahahhahahahaha

    good luck finding
    some I loaded up on
    them all.

    also free milk on me

  • Cheeper on 29/05/2019 - 09:35

    For IVI..
    Tuesday or 19%.

  • releasethekr4cken on 29/05/2019 - 10:49

    Is this the personal number plate guy?

    • [Deactivated] on 29/05/2019 - 10:58
      +1

      Nah, this is left justification guy. Different.

  • kolorijo on 29/05/2019 - 11:37
    +6

    I wish I can neg a forum thread~

  • DASH8 on 29/05/2019 - 13:22
    +1

    Buy a cow OP.

  • spackbace on 29/05/2019 - 14:30
    +3

    I'd love to see IVI and Diji having a conversation 😂

    On 2nd thought, maybe not

  • SnoozeAndLose on 29/05/2019 - 14:41
    +3

    Why OP need to type
    like this?

    Do we have spacing
    issue on Ozbargain?

    • savage bargain on 29/05/2019 - 17:27

      OP has a MacBook with the butterfly keyboard issues.

  • [Deactivated] on 01/06/2019 - 06:08

    Username of yours does check out for a self-administered saline drip, IVI. May well be needed, if only fluid otherwise consumed, is long-life milk…

    I know a couple of people like that, just re tea.
    I hope bargain milk order ultimately placeable, and delivered. Stay hydrated.

    Ivy, a good name for a poddy calf.

    New process will make considerably longer-life refrigerated milk, often better option to your (oddly, enjoyed?) UHT.

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019-05-01/fresh-milk-brea…
    https://newatlas.com/naturo-heat-free-milk-processing-long-s…

    • bluesky on 15/12/2019 - 19:12

      New process will make considerably longer-life refrigerated milk …

      This is good news - for farmers, consumers, for exports, etc. Lots of opportunities.

  • [Deactivated] on 18/11/2019 - 23:41
    -1

    Ivy, a good name for a poddy calf.

    Ivy

    Enjoy at least the nice photo there!

    :-)

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