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[Club Catch] Ansell Chekmate Lubricated Condoms 144pk $10 (RRP $49) @ Catch

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Great Value!!
Limit per customer: 1

Expiry Date: 31/08/2019

About 10 weeks left.
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  • Ok, I'm pulling up a deck chair to hear the jokes to this one, crapload of short dated condoms- queue the gags - thread followed!

    • +3

      I was thinking the same. Have an upvote!

      • So do we get free kids with this short dated condoms?

    • 'cue', not queue.

  • +5

    Meh - safe sex is so 1990s. Any other uses for them?

    • +1

      5 of them to make up glove on one hand

      • My hands are too big for that. I have very big hands. Perhaps the biggest hands.

    • Cheaper than nappies

  • You will be wanting to have a lot of sex or own a brothel.

    • +3

      I reckon a prison could get through them pretty quickly

      • Mixed prison!

        • I meant for smuggling in drugs. It's not all about sex, you know.

          • +5

            @salmon123: Yeah, I meant smuggling into a mixed prison. It's not all pervert minds! You know.

        • -1

          It doesn't need to be a mixed prison

  • +2

    Do you think it is ok to use these as balloons at a 4 year old's birthday party?

    • +9

      what kind of person knows 144 kids?

      • +2

        A school teacher.

      • +6

        Someone who didn't buy 144 condoms on clearance.

      • +11

        A catholic priest.

        • Too soon.

    • +3

      Nah - the lubrication kills it. You wont be able to draw smiley face on them.

      • Or create static electricity by rubbing them on the kid's hair

    • perhaps… as water balloons

    • Seriously, who turns up to a kids party with condoms???

  • +3

    Four or five lifetimes supply!

  • +1

    Free from sexual health clinics lol

    In all seriousness rates of STIs and resistant strains of syphilis are seeing a recurrence, even in younger people who typically don't get them, so be safe!

    • +5

      "Don't be silly, wrap your willy"

      • +1

        Before you attack er, wrap your whacker

        • Don't be a dumb-dumb, wear a condom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • +2

            @kahn: always scaffold your erections

  • +5

    Thanks OP bought 10 boxes.:)

  • OP.. how about if i use it 3 or 4 per day?

    • +2

      Create another account buy a second.

    • +11

      You can't catch STIs from your hand

  • Recommended to my colleague and he is going to need this with his boyfriend Chuck.

    • +3

      Nah - you can't get an STD from a doll. Duh.

  • +12

    I pulled out of this deal

  • you had me at 'checkmate' at 144pk

  • !

  • That is gross.

    • +1

      Thats clever :-)

  • How does a condom expire on an exact date?

  • Expiry Date: 31/08/2019

    You'll need to be banging an average of twice a day to make it worth it.

  • +1

    how do you get this deal for $10?
    i joined up to the club catch, only to be told i need to spend another $35

    with the amount of stuffing around, almost not worth the effort

    • Just edited. Didn't order for my left hand.

  • Damm, we need performance booster deals with this one.

  • I couldn't resist cumming onto this thread just for the jokes

    • Would hate to see what you're like in bed, if you can cum in this thread.

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