Free/ Cheap Birthday Massages

A friend is having a b'day soon and i was wondering is there a place that provides free b'day massages/ heavily discounted massages on your b'day. thanks in advance.

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  • +13

    Happy ending, or no?

    • +1

      What does that mean? I always feel happy after a massage.

      • Extra services.

        Pants down kinda things.

  • Not that I know of.

  • +3

    I heard that massage parlor with flashing sign of "Open" provides happy ending. can anyone confirm?
    ~Asking for a friend

    • Only if the name of the place is its street number…

  • +1

    It comes with marriage package (*)

    • Conditions apply
  • +4

    Go to Harvey Norman and test the massage chairs there. Hand towel optional.

    • At certain time, Gerry would pop out in pink bikini, while he sing a lullaby, he would massage your head gently until you falls asleep. When you woke up you'll be at your home with brand new unwanted 100" TV.

  • +2

    I was really hoping to see "member since 2 hours ago"

  • There's this Thai massage place near my house. They don't have discounts on the massage, but I'm sure they'll help you out with a happy ending if you tell them it's your birthday.

  • At your place? 🤔

  • +2

    Would you like to get a free/cheap birthday message?

    • I also read the title as message

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