Smiley face ham doesn't look like a face

Bought some smiley face ham, but it looks nothing like a face..

https://files.ozbargain.com.au/upload/27452/72690/img_201909…

What are my chances of a refund for not being as described?

Comments

  • +7

    Now you're just hamming it up!

    • +5

      Telling porkies.

  • +9

    "ham"
    .

    • Ha yea. Dunno what animal these are made from. Probably don't want to know..

  • +6

    OP, don't be rash and spam their inbox….

  • +8

    https://files.ozbargain.com.au/upload/194184/72689/screen_sh…

    I can see a smile on the bottom right one lol

  • +5

    Aww are they bacon your heart?

    • +5

      I'm just hoping they meat me in the middle with store credit

      • +4

        meat me in the middle

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • +1

    Whadaya mean?

    I reckon he looks like a fine smiling chap, not quite unlike my own cheery face.

  • +5

    looks fine to me, it's just a face of depression.

    Just like the person eating that ham.

    • +1

      Was probably happy when in the store and is now upset someone has purchased it and is probably going to eat it.

  • That's not ham, that's called the smiley fritz or a devon sausage

    • Hey that's exactly what it's supposed to look like! Mine looks like a Picasso

  • First world problem.

    • +1

      In third world, sad face ham also look bad.

      Third world problem.

      • Can they afford ham in the 3rd world?

        • Ham, probably not.

          "Ham", maybe.

  • may as well book in for your bypass now

  • Doesnt look like ham either, so whats the point.

  • The one on the right reminds me of jack skellington.

  • +3

    You picked up the Rorschach ham by mistake….

    • +1

      So tell me what you see…

      … and you've got unresolved Oedipus complex.

      • +2

        Better than a resolved one.

      • don't forget a pinch of Electra in the mix…..keep it in the family :P

  • doesn't taste like ham either

  • Spam post to me.

    • Post spam to me…. preferably bacon flavoured…

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