Save yourself the hassle of drawing an MS Paint picture for Ozbargain and get a dashcam instead!
Good price for a popular dash cam with GPS. This is the newer (2019) version with the "Quad HD" resolution.
If you don't need GPS, cheaper deals can be found on the A119 V3 standalone.
I'm not an eBay Plus member but when I went to checkout postage wasn't applied.
Edit: Shopping Square eBay also doing an extra $10 off! Price updated to reflect.