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Free Shipping across Australia on DIY Methamphetamine Home Testing Kits ($39 for 1, $99 for 5, $149 for 10) @ Enviroforce

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Meth DIY testing kits are available across Australia as they detect the presence of meth on any surface. Enviroforce is offering its DIY Meth Testing Kit with Free shipping to anywhere in Australia (usually $15) when you use the coupon code SHIPTHISFREE

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  • +17 votes

    grabs popcorn awaits incoming comments.

  • +2 votes

    How does one test if these work without source material?

    • +21 votes

      They supply a small sample to validate your test kits are working. That's why it's so expensive

      • +6 votes

        Ok. You just uncovered the real business model.

      • +1 vote

        Crack open a test kit every Saturday night

  • +5 votes

    I came in for the meth.

  • +6 votes

    say my name

    • +3 votes

      Maglia Nera

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        your goddamn right.

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      Say my name, say my name
      If no one is around you
      Say baby I love you
      If you ain't runnin' game
      Say my name, say my name
      You actin' kinda shady
      Ain't callin' me baby
      Why the sudden change
      Say my name, say my name
      If no one is around you
      Say baby I love you
      If you ain't runnin' game
      Say my name, say my name
      You actin' kinda shady
      Ain't callin' me baby
      Better say my name

  • +1 vote

    Will meth be included in the package to prove the test kit working properly?

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      Ahahahaha. For $40 on a single-use test, you'd think so.

  • +7 votes

    That's methed up

    • +13 votes

      Hello Mike Tyson

  • +3 votes

    Why are so many things in my house covered in meth?

  • +7 votes

    This post was a big methtake !!!

  • +2 votes

    /r/theydidthemeth

  • +2 votes

    No deal. I know a guy who will test for free.

  • +6 votes

    Meth contamination which is an invisible contaminant has no real odor. It is a very real issue for people in Australia who are buying or renting property and can cost thousands of dollars to remediate. Meth contamination in homes is becoming a major issue. Australian laws (EPA and local government) say that meth contamination above 0.5 micrograms in space 100cm square (0.5μg/100cm²) is not acceptable. Discovering meth contamination as early as possible makes remediation less expensive.

    The DIY Meth Test Kits are a simple, easy-to-use, and affordable method to detect meth residue, saving precious time and money. To ensure your properties or cars are safe and free from meth contamination, a DIY Meth Testing Kit provides a discrete and fast result.

    • +29 votes

      Member since 34 mins ago - we mean you no harm. We have some fun in these threads - hope you don't equate our comments with knocking your product. We live for condom posts, we are 12 year olds - I include myself.

    • +10 votes

      This is an absolute scam and has already done the rounds in NZ where they spent a few years tearing down houses just because a previous owner/tenant has smoked meth in there before coming to the conclusion it was a money making scam. If meth on a surface of a home was such a health hazard people who actually smoke it would be dropping dead instantly.

      • +3 votes

        To be fair if i was buying a house id want it to be meth free.

        • +3 votes

          I dont, then i can unpack my furniture and boxes faster i hate moving and usually still have boxes not unpacked a year later.

      • -2 votes

        According to the Alcohol and Drug Foundation (ADF) Australia, Methamphetamine contamination of residential properties is considered a health risk where manufacturing has occurred. The health risks associated with methamphetamine manufacturing are highest for children who live in these environments.

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          They literally prescribe amphetamines to children for adhd.
          The possible health problems related to meth manufacture are because of the other chemicals involved, not the meth itself.

          Is there a single case where an amount of methamphetamine high enough to have a physiological effect has been detected as residue in a house?

    • +2 votes

      Ok then, maybe I'm missing something on how this would be useful for the average dude/dudess. Say a mate were to use this product to test for meth residue in a residential place. Can you provide some guidance to where your prospective clients would swab and how much coverage a pack would get you in an apartment or house?

      I presume if meth is not immediately visible on any given surface, this is where your product would be useful. Considering the alternative scenarios a) where meth is clearly visible you would do something about it or b) there's an unidentified substance mixed in with surface dust/grime, you would, perhaps, clean up the mess without much thought of examining it by analysis?

      At the least, this could be of educational value to kids or big kids on a simulated crime scene hunt.

  • +1 vote

    POSITIVE!

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    After seeing the price of these, I now am starting a business, so if you would like to know if you have meth residue in your house, these kits are just the thing for you!

  • +1 vote

    Can it test the surface of tongues and/or noses?

  • +4 votes

    Scabby face is a cheaper detection method.

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      Not too mention the backyard full of stolen copper and hot water services :)

  • +2 votes

    So is the free shipping the deal? What's the regular kit price?

    • -1 vote

      $39 for 1 Kit
      $99 for 5 Kits
      $149 for 10 Kits

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    for when I really need to know… have I been doing meth? I don't know….

  • +1 vote

    Definitely required for the northern GC (particularly Upper Coomera and Pimpama).

  • +1 vote

    well I'll be damned…. can even get from Bunnings (NZ)

    https://www.bunnings.co.nz/smart-sci-property-methamphetamin...

    but don't bother apparently - https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/meth-testing-in-homes-dont-bot...

  • +1 vote

    Mate, you got a dollar for the bus

  • +1 vote

    Free meth kits postage eh

  • +6 votes

    Meteorite impacts are invisible contaminant has no real odor. It is a very real issue for people in Australia who are buying or renting property and can cost thousands of dollars to remediate. Meteorite impacts of homes is becoming a major issue. Australian laws (EPA and local government) could say that one meteorite above 0.5 micrograms moving at 10,000km per hour in space 100cm square (0.5μg/100cm²) is not acceptable. Discovering meteors as early as possible makes remediation less expensive.

    How many houses have been shown to be contaminated requiring thousands of dollars of remediation? Probably once every 15 years like meteorite impacts.

    To ensure your properties or cars are safe and free from meteorite impact, a Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) Kit provides results.

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    Magnets! Beatch! Breaking Bad, third rewatch now

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    Is there difficulty cleaning a surface with meth on it?
    I'd clean a house I was moving into.

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    Wow. I, too, could design a test that always returns a negative result and sell it for $39 with free shipping. /s

    Since this product has never been available with a shipping cost, there is no discounted price and no bargain.

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    I guess they're trying to push these because there's stuff all international flights so border security haven't been buying as many as normal.

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    can this test for something that's 99.1% pure?

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    Good grief…has it come to this?