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Zenses Portable Aluminum 4 Fold Massage Table (White) $114 Delivered (Was $199) @ Harvey Norman

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Need a happy ending? How about a massage table at home.
Handy for lockdown zones where massage parlours are closed.

With its adjustable face cradle and multi-density foam, the massage table works just like the ones found in therapy clinics and massage centres.

White only. Black is still $199.
Delivery was included for me. May cost extra in regional areas.

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  • +20

    +1 for description

    • 100% for making me laugh in the opening line… ew HN though… $2?

  • +3

    After a milking table myself

    • +1

      Wrong Harvey. This isn't Harvey Fresh

    • +1

      No seriously anyone know where I can get a milking table for similar to double this price?

      • +1

        Just turn around

  • Yes OP, I would love a happy ending

  • +3

    Harvey Nahman

  • +9

    Need a happy ending?

    My happy ending would be for HN to close down

  • +5

    Perfect for the set I'm building for my amateur film project.

    Also looking for a black leather couch and a broken front load washing machine.

  • +3

    Dodgy 3rd party seller can't even get the description right. Apparently these are actually massage chairs!

    Also in specifications no mention of size, weight, load capacity, height etc

    Sounds really like a poor product. Good luck to those who gamble on buying one.

    • Specifications:
      Weight capacity: 550 pounds (250kg)
      Overall dimensions: 210 (L) x 70 (W) x 59 - 80cm (H)
      Folded Dimensions: 92cm (L) x 17cm (W) x 70cm (H)
      Colour: White

  • +1

    My wife doesn’t wanna give me happy endings, should I sell the table or look for an Air Tasker?

  • Is HN hate due to his stance on GST imposition on under 1k imports? Or jobkeeper funds that initially weren't to be repaid?

    • +2

      Yes.

      Every time he opens his mouth there's another reason to dislike him. He's just a jerk. And HN is a rip off.

      • cool thanks :) always see negative comments associated with HN but never paid attention

    • He's a billionaire (literally) who keeps crying poor. He thoroughly cheeses me off.

      I haven't been in one of his stores in over a decade, and I can't see that changing any time.

  • +6

    Got one for my daughter.

  • It would been a happy ending if he repaid the jobkeeper money.
    Harvey Norman repays $6m of the $22m it claimed in jobkeeper after record profits
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/aug/31/harve…

  • With the table but nobody will do the job.😉

  • Only black option available. Sorry white.

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