Do You Dry Your Butt Crack After a Shower?

spychiatrist on 11/03/2022 - 23:37

Apparently moisture gets trapped in your butt crack and can cause jock's itch in the ass. True or not? I air dry and never herad of this wiping the ass crack dry.

Poll Options

  • 83
    Yup
  • 32
    Nope
  • 6
    It's coin slot
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Comments

  • El cheepo on 11/03/2022 - 23:40
    +1

    The answers to this are sure to crack you up.

  • pegaxs on 11/03/2022 - 23:43
    +10

    I usually get the wife to use her hair dryer on mine. If she is t around, I just saddle the towel and practice my Fortnite floss emote.

    • OzCheapo on 12/03/2022 - 08:43
      +11

      That's really visual… and descriptive.. Almost too much

      • fossilfuel on 12/03/2022 - 17:33
        +2

        What a terrible day to have eyes

  • [Deactivated] on 11/03/2022 - 23:54
    +2

    yes, but i clean it properly first.

    • poboy on 12/03/2022 - 19:38

      I go the toothbrush. But I brush my teeth first, I'm not an animal.

  • AustriaBargain on 12/03/2022 - 00:10
    +7

    I take special care not to wet or wash my ass when I shower.

  • Moneyinthebank on 12/03/2022 - 00:11
    +1

    Yes or you will get chaffing

  • Muzeeb on 12/03/2022 - 00:12

    As a time saving measure I've discovered the heat from the hair straightener evaporates any moisture. Kills 2 birds with 1 stone.

    My YouTube tutorial

  • elgrande on 12/03/2022 - 00:14
    +5

    I use an iron

  • CrispyChrispy on 12/03/2022 - 00:22

    My inside of my shorts/PJ bottoms work fine as a towel to dry up any moisture/water.

  • Godric on 12/03/2022 - 01:13
    +5

    air fryer

    • YeemaiI on 12/03/2022 - 01:18
      +3

      Kitchen blowtorch

      • KSMLJ on 12/03/2022 - 11:13
        +4

        Roasting nuts at the same time? Nice!

  • Yummy on 12/03/2022 - 05:50
    +1

    Seashells & a cucumber.

  • SBOB on 12/03/2022 - 09:27
    +2

    I use the three seashells

  • Bob Svargis on 12/03/2022 - 10:11
    +6

    I use the wife’s towel. 20 years married and she still has no idea. Other than a strange skin irritation, she’s none the wiser.

    • ChocStrawberries on 12/03/2022 - 12:43
      +2

      Mrs Symowallo: "Not sure why I keep getting pink eye…."

  • Archi on 12/03/2022 - 10:22

    Question really is for those that towel dry their ass crack..

    Do you use the same towel for you the rest of your body and face..

    • modsec802 on 15/03/2022 - 00:08

      Just do it last

      • Archi on 15/03/2022 - 06:59

        And you wash your towel after every shower

  • mr-incredulous on 12/03/2022 - 10:59
    +5

    If you're afraid to dry with a towel it means you have a dirty arse. Step 0 is don't have a dirty arse. Everything else follows logically.

  • mr-incredulous on 12/03/2022 - 11:40

    Penn Jillette has a story about when he was younger and discovered that he could use his girlfriend's hairdryer to dry his genitals. Lasted about a week before he accidentally dropped a certain item onto the mesh inside the dryer. If I recall correctly his girlfriend took him to the hospital and then immediately left him. Don't be like him.

  • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 12/03/2022 - 11:53
    +1

    My priest told me touching my ass is a sin. I've never washed it.

  • payless69 on 12/03/2022 - 13:15

    The SSM vote fixed this issue for good!

  • dylanando on 12/03/2022 - 16:01
    +2

    Always. Not sure why people care so much, you more than likely ate some the night before.

    If you clean it, what’s the issue?

  • the Unforgiven on 14/03/2022 - 00:55

    I blow dry my crack using my inbuilt blow-dry contraption,
    just got to be sure it doesn't leave skid-marks on my jocks thou

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