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[PC, Epic] Free: Adios @ Epic Games

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Next week's freebie from Epic Games. As usual, available from 3am AEDT.

This week's freebie - Epistory - Typing Chronicles.

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  • +4

    Adios

    Adios is a cinematic first-person game about sticking to a complicated decision.
    You're a pig farmer in Kansas. It's October. Cold, crisp mornings are the norm, and you have decided that you're no longer okay with letting the mob use your pigs to dispose of bodies. When your old friend - a hitman - arrives with his assistant to deliver another body, you finally screw up the courage to tell them that you're done.

    🤣 where do they come up with this stuff?!

    • +13

      ChatGPT: Write me a blurb for a computer game set during October in Kansas about a pig farmer who refuses to keep disposing of bodies for the mafia.

      Reply from chatGPT:

      "In 'The Pig Farmer's Stand,' players take on the role of a determined pig farmer in Kansas, who, during the spooky month of October, finds himself in a dangerous battle against the local mafia. As the farmer, players must navigate through the eerie farmlands, using their wit and skill to protect their land and livestock while refusing to dispose of bodies for the powerful criminal organization. With a gripping storyline, intense gameplay and a setting that is sure to send shivers down your spine, 'The Pig Farmer's Stand' is a thrilling game that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end."

      • +3

        Chat GPT: Rewrite that in the style of Porky Pig.

        "Th-th-th-that's all folks! In 'Pig Farmer's Stand', you'll be playing as a pig farmer in the great state of Kansas during the month of October. When the local mafia comes to the farmer and asks him to dispose of bodies on his land, he stammers "I-I-I-I can't do that!" and thus starts a dangerous chain of events. Players must navigate the dangerous world of organized crime while protecting their farm and family. Will you stand up to the mafia or will you let them push you around? Play 'Pig Farmer's Stand' to find out!"

        Chat GPT: Write that in the style of Homer.

        "Mmmmmm, pig farming! In 'Pig Farmer's Stand', you'll be living the life of a pig farmer in the heartland of Kansas, during the month of October. But when the local mafia comes knocking, asking you to bury their dirty secrets on your land, you'll have to make a choice. Will you stand up to them or roll over like a good little piggy? With 'Pig Farmer's Stand', you'll have to strategize and protect your farm, family and yourself from these shady characters. Plus, it's a great way to pass the time while munching on a big bowl of donuts. Play 'Pig Farmer's Stand' now!"

        Chat GPT: No I meant Homer the ancient story teller.

        "Listen, O people of Kansas, to the tale of the pig farmer in the land of the October. A man of great strength and noble heart, he tended to his pigs with great care and diligence. But one day, the dark forces of the local mafia came to him, asking him to bury their nefarious deeds in his land. But the pig farmer, a man of honor, refused. And thus began a great struggle, a test of his mettle against the criminal element. Will he triumph, or will he fall? Play 'Pig Farmer's Stand' and find out."

    • +2

      They can dig ditches? Smart pigs…

      • +4

        You perhaps already know, but if not then pigs apparently do a pretty good job of consuming a body, bones and all. Probably payback for what we do to them.

        • Are there any sources for that besides Hannibal Lecter?

  • Farming Simulator has become dark and scary since pigs were added.

    • +1

      Yes lost me at pig farmer.

      That's because it is, go out and visit an abattoir.

  • +3

    Bought this during last years halloween steam sale. It's a pretty decent narrative focused walking sim. The whole game lasts maybe a few hours. Well worth a shot for free.

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