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[PC, Steam] Return to Monkey Island $26.96 @ Steam

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Pretty good discount on this recent game. Got ChatGPT to help me write the description for the deal…

write a brief ad in the style of guybrush threepwood for 25% off Return to Monkey Island on Steam

"Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Set sail on a swashbuckling adventure with 25% off "Return to Monkey Island" on Steam! Join the legendary pirate Guybrush Threepwood as he sets out to save his beloved Elaine from the clutches of the evil LeChuck. With witty humor, challenging puzzles, and a tale to remember, this game is a treasure for any pirate enthusiast. So hoist the Jolly Roger and grab this deal before it sets sail! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"

now write it in the style of the pirate le chuck

"Arrrr, ye scallywags! Are ye ready to face yer worst nightmare on the high seas? "Return to Monkey Island" be now available on Steam with a scurvy-inducing 25% discount! Join the notorious pirate LeChuck as he unleashes his wrath upon the impudent Guybrush Threepwood and his prized possession, the lovely Elaine Marley. Ye will laugh until ye cry, ye will curse the day ye were born, and ye will tremble with fear at the mere mention of me name. So gather ye courage, mateys, and get ready for the pirate adventure of a lifetime! ARRRRRRRR!"

now write it in the style of leisure suit larry

"Greetings, my swinging friends! Are you in the mood for a side-splitting adventure full of laughter, love, and lust? Look no further, because "Return to Monkey Island" is now available on Steam with a steamy 25% discount! Join the irresistible ladies' man Guybrush Threepwood as he sets out to win the heart of his true love, the beautiful Elaine Marley. With wacky jokes, tantalizing puzzles, and a cast of characters you won't soon forget, this game is a sure-fire hit for anyone looking for a good time. So suit up, pour yourself a drink, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Wanna play?"

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  • +38

    ChatGPT appears to be the computing equivalent of selling fine leather jackets.

  • +29

    Upvote for the listing effort. Plus, loved the original.

  • +2

    Side note, this is on game pass for those who are already subscribed :)

    • +9

      Thanks for reminding me - installed it not yet fired it up.

      Don't forget to ASK ME ABOUT LOOM

      • +3

        So, tell me about LOOM.

        • +1

          LOOM IS AMAZING also the same island as monkey island

        • Installed, not fired up too

    • is this playstation gamepass? how does it work? do you just have access to the game whilst its available on there (like a game netflix of sorts)?

      • It's definitely on Xbox game pass which I think was what being referenced in the original comment.

        Not sure about PlayStation pass

    • Legend, you just saved me $26.96! I was about to purchase.

  • +4

    The Threepwood one isn't accurate. He should be more condescending, sarcastic sprinkled with anxiety (Elaine was the assertive one in the relationship).

    • +2

      Thank god, otherwise we'll all be sitting at home on centrelink because AIs have taken over all our jobs.

      • The future- AI generated adventure games

      • Actually Ai will also take your Centrelink….

  • +11

    I dislike the artwork style of this, as compared to the originals (or remakes), but it plays OK.

    • +3

      yeah I'd even take the "tales of MI" look - otherwise it's a "modern" Monkey Island game, definitely not as esoteric and challenging as the older ones, even on "Hard" mode you can smash it out in a couple of afternoons. And it's a Pity Earl Bowen isn't back to voice leChuck (but the new actor does a passable job) otherwise the Original writers, and Dominic Armato are back so it still sounds, feels and has the humor of Monkey Island.

    • +7

      I can appreciate them trying something new, but perfection for the MI series for me was already attained in curse of monkey island - and this is the hill i will die on.

      • +2

        Curse is great but I still have major nostalgia for MI2 on my beautiful Amiga A1200 with hard disk (no disk swapping!). 🏴‍☠️

    • I got used to it honestly.

    • Someone pointed out that it looks like he has a dick hanging off his nose and now that's all I see :/

    • +2

      agreed, I much preferred the artwork style of the originals too.

      • Curse of Monkey Island is a masterpiece.

    • Yeah I couldn't get over the art style. I was a huge fan, I played MI1 and 2 on my Amiga back in the day. I stopped playing this one after an hour or so. Maybe I'll go back one day.

  • +3

    How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

    • +3

      I am rubber you are glue

  • +1

    Loving the game to be honest.

  • +1

    Great game, but it's been available for $25-$30 since release.

    • Lowest was $23.28.

  • +2

    Via ChatGPT now as Murray:

    "Greetings, mortals! This is Murray, the demonic skull, here to share some exciting news. Steam is offering 25% off on "Return to Monkey Island", the legendary adventure game that'll have you traversing islands, deciphering puzzles, and laughing your way through a pirate's tale. So embrace your inner scallywag and embark on this thrilling adventure, all while saving some souls! It's a deal too good to pass up, if I do say so myself."

    • +1

      That also doesn't work for Murray.

      • Needs more "muuuaahahahahahha!"

  • -7

    20 year old game still selling near full price

    • +3

      So no one will break the news to him?

    • +2

      Greetings friend. This is a new game, released only a few months ago, and starring yours truly.

  • +9

    Write a brief ad in the style of someone who hates videogames for 25% off Return to Monkey Island on Steam

    "Ugh, videogames. Who needs them, right? Well, apparently some people do, because there's 25% off Return to Monkey Island on Steam. Look, if you must waste your time with these so-called 'games,' then at least get a discount. Save yourself a few bucks on this 'pirate adventure' or whatever it is. But seriously, go outside, read a book, do something productive for once."

    I don't know what I expected, but I feel personally attacked now.

    • +1

      Nicer way of saying touch some grass haha

  • +3

    For OzB I believe the most appropriate MI quote should be, "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game."

  • +1

    Just started this on switch. It’s ok so far, but I’m hoping it gets better

    • It does. Haven't finished yet but the theme park was the worst part so far.

      • +2

        Ok I’ll have to push through then. Just doesn’t have that nostalgic hit like the originals

        • yeah no deal

          • -4

            @alamodey: i know, why would anyone pay near full price for a 20 year old game

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