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Nike Lebron IX Sneakers - Regal Pink/Multi Colour-Velvet Brown $162 + $15 Delivery @ Up There Store

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Sizes US 7.5, 9, 9.5, 10 left. You need to size up half to a whole size for these.

To all the inevitable "these are ugly" commenters, please think of some new material. I implore you to put in some effort and try and make us all have a giggle.

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  • +5

    Do they use LeBron's actual beard for the velvet patch?

    • +4

      No, hairline.

    • something about his hairline back then would have been better 5/10

    • Crotch Hair

  • +1

    Recycled merkin.

  • The fact that his own kids were Jordans when LeBron broke the scoring record tells you all you need to know about LeBrons.

    • ungrateful kids?

      • +2

        his own kids were Jordans

        So did he adopt them from Jordan?

        • +2

          Maybe. Jordan's son is sleeping with Pippen's ex-wife, and Lebron's mum did date his teammate. Crazy world the NBA, someone should make a sitcom.

        • +1
        • They are just all called Jordan. Makes it easier to remember their name.

    • It tells me.. that they look better? Which is kind of obvious. For actual on court performance LeBrons > Jordans though.

  • +2

    O…m…g..
    It's like a pink bleached panda with its fur skinned.
    (It's ugly)

    • 0/10

      • +1

        Haha I'll take it.
        Will try to make it more joke like next time… less description more prescription.

    • +1

      Bleached anus..

      Those are a bit out there, there's a reason why Jordan's are so popular. I'd prefer some AJ 3's or dunks or something. They'd look good on rosebank though.

      • +1

        Rosebank has finally got the hair he was never able to grow

        • I should buy less watches and whisky and use the money for implants

          • @rosebank: Could sell them all and get only couple of expensive watches (GS, Omega, Tudor).. but where's the fun in that? Even if you sold 20 cheaper watches it may not even pay for one.

          • @rosebank: That's insanity.
            I would rather go bald than lose my nice watches

          • @rosebank: @rosebank have you got a Seiko sharp edge yet? Limited to 2000 units apparently.

            • +1

              @G-rig: I've nooled at a few sharp edges but haven't really liked any of them that much. I might get a willard SOT glacier for 1.5k

              • @rosebank: Yeah I don't mind the white sharp edge SPB165J1, don't know about the modern case and it would look better if the Seiko lettering were raised, not sitting on that platform thing. Still pretty expensive.

                Willards are cool, get a steeldive ha

  • +6

    Boots with the furrrr.

  • +2

    will i travel like King Bron on court if i wear this?

    • +2

      you will get away with it even if you took 10 steps.

      • It's called crab dribbling

  • +3

    please think of some new material. I implore you to put in some effort and try and make us all have a giggle

    Lebron…that’s it…that’s the joke.

    • -1

      0/10

      • +1

        Agreed. Lebron is far from GOAT.

        • Where would you rate him?

  • +4

    This shoe is so bad the designer thought it would be better to warm the air then the feet .

    This shoe is uglier than a neckbeards poor grooming

    • This shoe is uglier than a neckbeards poor grooming

      4/10, but I'd argue the fur on this shoe is neater than the neckbeards on the dudes who post here

      • I was honestly contemplating changing it as I didn't even believe it myself

  • +3

    MJ > Lebum < Kobe

    • -1

      I think MJ is the GOAT but still 0/10

    • +1

      Your edit makes it even worse. -11/10

  • +1

    Man these are some fugly shoes

  • -1

    Bought 10. High yield investment.

    • -1

      Oh right what was the last sold price on stock X?

      Dunk lo and pandas and those ones are worth more and easier to flip.

  • Thanks ordered my grandmother a pair

  • Reminds me of the time I got bubblegum stuck in me hair.

    • +1

      Why did you put bubblegum down your pants?

  • I still have a mint condition pair of 2010 Lebron James shoes, any idea what they'd be worth now?

  • These are ugly.

    Why would I be innovative in my comments? It’s australia we take ideas from China and USA

  • Nike can't engineer runners properly. Instant foot pain for those with plantar fasciitis. Can they engineer these?

    • None of these fashion shoes would be very comfortable or good for your feet (Jordan's, dunks, AF1 etc), ok to walk around for most people.

      Runners are the best for walking and jogging, have you tried pegasus or alpha fly etc?

      Sounds like you need something specialised anyway.

      • My daily is Mizuno. Not saying they're for everyone but they seem to have a concept of actually engineering a shoe. Then yes I've orthotics too of course

        • Cool whatever works.
          They are a known running shoe

  • these are ugly

    theres no sugar coating it

  • ugliest shoe I've seen in a while

  • -1

    They look like a whales vag!na

    • This comment tells us more about you than you realise.

      • +2

        and my wife doesnt like that name either..

        • that was hilarious! Really helped with the mondayitis.

  • -1

    now thats one woke looking shoe!!
    you will earn 2 social credit scores upon purchase.

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