Fake Bottom Pants $14.95 Plus $8 Postage

LSirocco on 12/10/2012 - 12:53
Last edited 12/10/2012 - 13:02 by 1 other user

Joke Post -Moved to Forum: Original Link

Definitely the cheapest fake bum pants Ive found.

These have a wide range of usage, such as impressing an interview panel, window shopping, and well pretty much every situation!

Buy now!

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  kumak on 12/10/2012 - 12:56

  LOL
  Good for April fools day.

  Anyway, is this a bargain, how much is normal price?

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  bentan77 on 12/10/2012 - 12:56

  What a beautiful title
  "FAKE BOTTOM BUTT ASS ARSE BUNS STRIPED BUM BOXER SHORTS-LIP-KISS MY ASS-COSTUME"

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  foobar on 12/10/2012 - 12:58

  +1

  23 bucks for this junk, seriously ?!

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  russta on 12/10/2012 - 12:59

  +2

  A wide range of usage? I think NOT! Not a bargain either, just crap.

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    ESEMCE on 12/10/2012 - 13:02

    +1

    The OP even gives a list of example uses!
    How many more reasons do you need? Everyone needs at least 2 pairs!

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  poor_me on 12/10/2012 - 13:02

  About time!

  I'm getting sick of being ripped-off for fake bottom pants. About time someone stood up to the fat-cats at Harvey Norman!

  But seriously, it's probably cheaper in Easter showbags, but I guess the quality would've be as good….

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  sauron256 on 12/10/2012 - 13:03

  "Definitely the cheapest fake bum pants Ive found."

  How long have you been looking?

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  ShipShapeRC on 12/10/2012 - 13:04

  Hmmm, I can imaging my wife wearing these saying:
  "Honey does my butt look big in this?"

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  Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 13:07

  +4

  I cant believe this, im been researching MONTHS if not YEARS to find a cheap supplier of fake bottom pants, and it gets passed off as a 'joke POST'.

  Dont you guys want bargains you bunch of a-holes!!

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    foobar on 12/10/2012 - 13:08

    -1

    You're right, it should have been deleted.

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      Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 13:12

      +2

      Just think about all the people who were born without a bottom, or have had an unfortunate accident. This allows them to re-enter social situations just like everyone else.

      You are a mean person.

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        foobar on 12/10/2012 - 13:14

        That may be, but at least I have an ass ;)

        I'll get some old shorts, cut out the cheeks and wear them without dacks. $23 saved. WIN.

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        Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 13:16

        You sir have revolutionised the fake bottom market! By god, who needs a fake bottom when you could use your own!

        runs to the patent office with bumless shorts design

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        MikeMiz on 12/10/2012 - 13:19

        You could also use them as elbow pads - for those that can't tell the difference.

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        foobar on 12/10/2012 - 13:20

        +2

        Yes, could stitch the cutouts to the elbows of a jacket for that sophisticated look. Great idea.

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    MikeMiz on 12/10/2012 - 13:09

    To be fair, if you were looking for somewhere to store a bunch of a-holes… it would be in a pair of fake bottom pants. Much better access.

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  Chewie on 12/10/2012 - 13:11

  The cheek (or 2) of it all.. :P

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  MikeMiz on 12/10/2012 - 13:12

  What are the returns like? I'd hate to buy them, only to find a crack

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  pete123 on 12/10/2012 - 13:25

  +2

  The Bowel Cancer Australia website has what looks like the same shorts for $10 plus $10 postage.

  http://www.bowelcanceraustralia.org/bca/index.php?option=com…

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    ESEMCE on 12/10/2012 - 14:29

    They also sell Apple stress balls, presumably for when your iPhone gets stolen?

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  PainToad on 12/10/2012 - 14:39

  Good option for less "adventurous" wifes/gfs out there. Drunk enough he won't know the difference…