Fake Bottom Pants $14.95 Plus $8 Postage

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Definitely the cheapest fake bum pants Ive found.

These have a wide range of usage, such as impressing an interview panel, window shopping, and well pretty much every situation!

Buy now!

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    LOL
    Good for April fools day.

    Anyway, is this a bargain, how much is normal price?

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    What a beautiful title
    "FAKE BOTTOM BUTT ASS ARSE BUNS STRIPED BUM BOXER SHORTS-LIP-KISS MY ASS-COSTUME"

  • +1 vote

    23 bucks for this junk, seriously ?!

  • +2 votes

    A wide range of usage? I think NOT! Not a bargain either, just crap.

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      The OP even gives a list of example uses!
      How many more reasons do you need? Everyone needs at least 2 pairs!

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    About time!

    I'm getting sick of being ripped-off for fake bottom pants. About time someone stood up to the fat-cats at Harvey Norman!

    But seriously, it's probably cheaper in Easter showbags, but I guess the quality would've be as good….

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    "Definitely the cheapest fake bum pants Ive found."

    How long have you been looking?

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    Hmmm, I can imaging my wife wearing these saying:
    "Honey does my butt look big in this?"

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    I cant believe this, im been researching MONTHS if not YEARS to find a cheap supplier of fake bottom pants, and it gets passed off as a 'joke POST'.

    Dont you guys want bargains you bunch of a-holes!!

    • -1 vote

      You're right, it should have been deleted.

      • +2 votes

        Just think about all the people who were born without a bottom, or have had an unfortunate accident. This allows them to re-enter social situations just like everyone else.

        You are a mean person.

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          That may be, but at least I have an ass ;)

          I'll get some old shorts, cut out the cheeks and wear them without dacks. $23 saved. WIN.

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          You sir have revolutionised the fake bottom market! By god, who needs a fake bottom when you could use your own!

          runs to the patent office with bumless shorts design

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          You could also use them as elbow pads - for those that can't tell the difference.

        • +2 votes

          Yes, could stitch the cutouts to the elbows of a jacket for that sophisticated look. Great idea.

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      To be fair, if you were looking for somewhere to store a bunch of a-holes… it would be in a pair of fake bottom pants. Much better access.

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    The cheek (or 2) of it all.. :P

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    What are the returns like? I'd hate to buy them, only to find a crack

  • +2 votes

    The Bowel Cancer Australia website has what looks like the same shorts for $10 plus $10 postage.

    http://www.bowelcanceraustralia.org/bca/index.php?option=com...

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    Good option for less "adventurous" wifes/gfs out there. Drunk enough he won't know the difference…

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