New Willy Wonka Movies

Can we all agree that they suck and will never be as good as the original?

  • Hated Charlie and Choc Factory with miserable John Depp.

  • Hate this new young punk and his stupid hat in the 2023 edition.

Quit screwing around with something that is already great.

Comments

  • +2

    Have you seen the new one yet?

    • +4

      Pretty sure that won't matter to OP.

      • +5

        Ah case closed. They are just trolling.

        @random12 how have your KFC chips been going recently?

        • They are just trolling.

          Watch out for your PMs; you might get deranged messages from the OP like I did.

  • +6

    Old man yells at cloud.

  • +8

    Eh, the original wasn't that good. Gene Wilder absolutely nailed it and carried the entire movie, but the rest of it was pretty meh.

    Besides, the new one is a prequel and isn't meant to be the same thing.

  • +1

    Hated Charlie and Choc Factory with miserable John Depp.

    I would agree with this the first time I saw this remake, but since watching it again a few times (kids), it really does fit together well as a remake and I enjoyed it.

    Hate this new young punk and his stupid hat in the 2023 edition.

    I'm guessing this will be the same as above then for me :)

    • I'm guessing this will be the same as above then for me

      Nah, this a very different movie. It is not a remake. It's a completely different story and done really well…

  • Can't wait to watch. I love Timothee in The King.

  • I agree that there'll never be one as good as the original.

    In saying that I've got an insane crush on Timothee Chalamet so I'm excited to watch it 😂

    • I agree that there'll never be one as good as the original.

      Different storyline. Pointless to compare…

      This new movie stands up on it's own…

      Timothee Chalamet does a great job, and so does Hugh Grant…

      I couldn't stand the Oompa Loompas in the second movie, but in this one, they reminded me of the original movie…

      • I agree with that

  • -8

    needs more 'woke'….'he' should be a non-binary trans POC!!
    i mean its 2023 ffs!!!

    • +1

      needs more 'woke'…

      There is a giraffe in the movie, so you will be satisfied.

  • +1

    Can we all agree that they suck and will never be as good as the original?

    This is not a remake.

    It is actually a very good movie…

    • So I take it you liked the movie?

      • a little bit… 😊

        • Same, didn't mind it :) Might have been better if it was cut shorter a bit but all in all pretty good

  • i didnt like the Depp one not Depps fault the movie was shit overall shit

    cant comment on the new one till i watch it

    obviously the original is very hard to beat like most older movies they actually focused on things like good acting and story telling opposed to current movies which focus on anything but more often then not

  • Don't really care as long as they don't release it with the same title (a pain in the arse when searching for Ghostbusters or Karate Kid related stuff, for example).

    Although if I think about it, it highlights the issue with insanely lengthy copyright terms that keep the golden geese under the ownership of a small group of wealthy entities, allowing them to exclusively control and milk the same old IP six decades after the book was written and half a century after the original movie was made. On the other hand, maybe things like the 4K restoration of the original movie wouldn't exist without enough of a profit motive. I dunno.

  • Can we all agree that they suck and will never be as good as the original?

    Funny story there, actually. Roald Dahl famously hated the Gene Wilder version, and the 2005 "miserable Johnny Depp" version was actually closer to what he was aiming for in the book, according to his wife.

    • Sounds a bit like Steven King and The Shining.

  • There is a magic about the original movie that will never be replicated or surpassed.

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