Blunt Classic Umbrella $80.50 RRP $149 (Black / Charcoal) @ Rushfaster
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Blunt Classic Umbrella (Blue / Pink) $80.50 (RRP $149) + Delivery ($0 with $99 Spend) @ Rushfaster
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Store RepRushfasterAu on 05/04/2024 - 14:31 rushfaster.com.au (6379 clicks)
Last edited 05/04/2024 - 19:06 by 2 other users
Last edited 05/04/2024 - 19:06 by 2 other users
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Are we all wondering what UNO said before they deleted their comment?
I am now…
and with good reason!
There's no good reason. Go blunt or go home.
@UNO: You looking for marketing role at Blunt? Email the CEO back when he emails you for your purchase.
Didn't they used to have a yellow? I loved that colour!
in other styles yes.
Ah I must've been looking at the classic and metro. Cheers.
okay you've convinced me I'm in
change your name to happy fish then.
What did blue do wrong?
it's complicated.
Is the story too sad. Sorry I’m a cryptic crossword addict.
@try2bhelpful: Why don't blue umbrellas get sad? Because they always cheer up when they're feeling blue!
Explaination of joke: "This joke plays on the double meaning of the word "blue." In one sense, blue refers to the color of the umbrella. In another sense, "feeling blue" is an idiom meaning feeling sad or depressed. The humor comes from the irony that a blue umbrella, which might be expected to 'feel blue' due to its color, actually 'cheers up' (a reversal of feeling blue) during its usage in the rain, implying it's happy to be fulfilling its purpose. This play on words creates a light-hearted and whimsical twist."
This is a deal if shipping if free.
free shipping AND returns if your order is over $99 my frieeeend.
also its a deal without free shipping ngl.
Any chance on a promotion for the Metros / metros UV ?
Also interested in a deal for the metro range!
yup we just adjusted some colours down to $99.95 free shipping & returns https://rushfaster.com.au/products/blunt-metro?variant=35798…
The blunt classic is 45% off! Any chance for the metro to come down to around the $80 mark too? It has lower RRP so will be less discount than blunt classic.
Sorry bro, just checked and the blunt metro is on the top of the list of umbrellas that won't come down to 45% off. Who'd have thought we'd have that list… it's an oddly specific list. Frankly, it would appear that list only useful for this specific comment… AND we have no other lists!
@RushfasterAu: Thanks rep. Gave me a good laugh. Looks like I missed out and yellow metro is back to full RRP now. There's always next time.
EDIT: I signed up for an account and received a 10% off coupon code, however, it doesn't work for yellow metro at RRP price. Had a look at FAQ and doesn't look like blunt should be excluded? https://intercom.help/rushfaster/en/articles/8290772-my-coup…
Is it also on the top of another list where the coupon won't work for? I was told there are no other lists!
@CodeXD: Read that faq again @CodeXD "Products that are already heavily discounted". There's no further discounts on Blunt because so many are on special pricing rn.
Stocks are drying up. When will the rain start again?
Blunt user for over 7 years now, still on my first one. This mofo just refuses to invert no matter how strong the wind gets on a windy & rainy day in the CBD. On such days I frequently see the defeated skeletons of cheaper umbrellas dumped in the bins; turned inside out and bent at all angles.
You feel like an absolute boss when you see people around you struggle with their umbrellas inverting from a strong gust and yours stay in shape. Always brings a smile to my face. So yes, I will always upvote a Blunt umbrella deal because they are worth it.
Erkel is in full boss mode. Confidently walking past literal and figurative pedestrians stuffing their feeble broken umbrellas into over packed city bins. Some have even collapsed to the ground, unable to carry on, as they have given up all hope for remaining dry as this torrent of precipitation engulfs the city.
Guys. Be an Erkel.
This is why I need a tempus deal
Why is green out of stock
Generally happens after it sells out.
can you price the exec $99.50 please?
what drugs you on? it's $99.
It is 99 and I got free shipping why you want to pay more?
@brakus is a high rolla.
this is not in the spirit of ozbargain… asking for it to be more expensive. this is the wrong site for that @brakus, what you doing bro.
apologies. I thought free shipping was OVER $99. my bad
you should be sorry. take it back. take it back.
@Brakus: Annnnnnd we over deliver. it's a litte surprise and delight moment for our beautiful customers.
Don't pick the blue colour haha
newbie error.
n00b
'the last umbrella you'll ever need'
slow down there, you underestimate how good I can lose these things
the 2nd last umbrella.
Anyone wondering what @brakus said before deleting their comment?
just copy-pasted to reply to you directly
a likely story @Brakus
Does it come with Bluetooth and rechargeable battery ?
Do you come with bluetooth and a rechargeable battery?
Upvoted for the sassy rep
I appreciate your upvote. This is not sarcastic at all. Im serious ok. I rate you, I appreciate you, I respect you.
Why don’t you just add “I love you” to complete the package
@Brakus has a point, that would have wrapped up my comment perfectly. Im hating on myself now.
Thanks! bought my 5th blunt umbrella.
What happened to your other 4??
If I'm not being too blunt…
one in each car :P
Another @Superfriends humble brag.
Too obvious, Garry.
Shit bro. 5! Either you crazy, you forgetful or you really wanna be dry and people are getting concerned for you already. If you need to talk, DM me.
just like to keep them handy like a samurai sword!
The blunt version…. (it's the best i got man just dont judge so hard)
"The last umbrella you'll ever buy"
Warranty: 2 years
Something isn't right here!
You're not right.
But in all seriousness, because, well, you know I'm a serious mf. It's gunna last you a long time. But after 2 years, you graduate to you're on your own but you'll be dry still.
But to be actually serious… you can sign up for a 4 year warranty with Blunt after you purchase from us.
No more exec at $99 :(
@tony87 why you so late bro?
take my eyes off this site for a bit and get punished. Life.
jebus @tony87 … why did you leave ozbargain for? what exists outside this site? its a world of full price shit tony.. is that the world you want? is it?
sorry mate, I'm one of the culprit
@superfriends … how you make friends with so much gloat.
You are one engaged store rep. Dont think youve missed replying to a starting comment
I reply to every comment. I was thinking of ironically not replying to you though but tbh I think many people just wouldn't get it. I had to weigh up my best course of action and obviously you can tell that I chose to reply. I've literally only done this post all day though. I've just **** all else. Don't tell the boss. Please buy umbrella.
Damn, missed out on execs
:(Lemme see here.
god damn!
indeed!
ok go get blue before you miss out again. how would that feel? the sadness, the emptiness. The feeling of Void, Vacancy, Barrenness, Desolation, Vacuousness, Nullity, Blankness, Absence, Hollow, Nothingness, Gap, Depletion, Voidness, Bareness, Hollowness, Nihility, Emptiness, Forsakenness, Neglect, Uninhabited
None of that because I got it! Thanks!!
Bet you feel these things… Joy, Elation, Bliss, Contentment, Delight, Pleasure, Jubilation, Ecstasy, Cheerfulness, Satisfaction, Glee, Happiness, Exuberance, Radiance, Serenity, Gratification, Mirth, Euphoria, Thrill, Well-being
@igoforthebest: Penniless, Impoverished, Bankrupt, Destitute, Insolvent, Needy, Skint, Indigent, Poverty-stricken, Bust, Impoverished, Financially ruined, Insufficient funds, Moneyless, Pauperized, Flat broke, Depleted, Economically challenged, Underprivileged, Cash-strapped
@igoforthebest: Pro tip… you don't need to eat every meal. Breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day. not eating for 18 hours a day is really good for you. Not only do you save money, you free up your wasted eating time. god damn it's boring tho.
*im not a dr
@RushfasterAu: You're right, with todays inflation, if i dont eat for 5 days I can recover the money I spent on something I'll use just to poke my friend walking ahead of me.
OMG CRUEL WORLD I JUST STEPPED OUT FOR A SEC AND COME BACK THEN THIS HAPPENS, FECKK LOL
@tony87!!
@CodeXD: I see I can choose a place, but can I choose a place that is not my current location? Ie when I walk away from my fancy umbrella?