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Just $139 for a Spot in an Apocalypse Bunker! Upgrade $10 Get Bruce Willis & Case of Baked Beans

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Save Yourself from Certain Doom with This Catastrophically Timely Deal! Reserve Your Place in One of Australia’s BEST Underground Bunkers, Purpose-Built for the Ultimate Disaster! Upgrade to Get Personal Protection from Bruce Willis and a Case of 24 Cans of Baked Beans Including 12 BBQ-Flavoured and 12 Ham-Flavoured! Plus Get 2 Bonus Tickets for the Onion Museum!

i my self am not worried but save your self

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  • +1 vote

    joke post?!
    ps you get protection from THE Bruce Willis or just someone who looks like him or has the same name?

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      Im not sure, its seems legit, i posted in forums got told this "Just $139 for a Spot in an Apocalypse Bunker! Upgrade to Get Bruce Willis & Case of Baked Beans for $10 More! (Post it as deal, not forum topic)"

    • +3 votes

      I like how there are 45 hours left to obtain this deal.
      If the world does end tonight, I'll log in and buy it then.

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        depends on what time zone mayan calendar belongs…
        We may not experience anything until evening of the 22nd.

    • +2 votes
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      No. It's clearly so serious.

  • +7 votes

    I got one just in case, I got the Bruce Willis one, and I wish it was Bruce Campbell with a Chainsaw and a boom stick…

    But they don't say to get a Gas Mask due to the Baked Beans…

    • +2 votes

      Don't forget the can opener.

  • +5 votes

    "No bookings required – just tap out your Scoopon number in morse code on the secret trapdoor upon arrival"
    "Please wear comfortable clothing and bring enough bottled water, oxygen, multivitamins and 20 Questions ideas to last minimum 50 years"

    +1 for scoopon's sense of humour

    • +2 votes

      And I don't know morse code, since it's obsolete, I'm doomed.

      • +3 votes

        All good bro, there's an app for that. I just saved your life!

        • +1 vote

          Thx for that, now I can morse code the heck out of people I hate :P

        • +2 votes

          Nice. I'm sure they'll wish the world had ended instead (if it indeed doesn't end)!

      • +1 vote

        As obsolete as it may be, still one thing which you can use in almost any situation. I think it was very poor decision by US Navy to drop it off. You can use it to tap on anything, using a flashlight or even just by blinking your eyes.
        Anyway, the most funny part is that there are people out there who takes this seriously :-)

    • +6 votes

      If the world does not end, +1 for Scoopon's sense of humor
      If the world does end, +1 for Scoopon's thoughtfulness

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    lmao awesome!!

  • +1 vote

    Pre-orders should be getting early access imo!

    • +1 vote

      We did, talking to you from the bunker.

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    Can I pay another $10 NOT to have Bruce Willis ?? Oh hang on, that's an included freebie. :)

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    This is below cost.

  • +1 vote

    How much is Chuck Norris?

    When a zombie apocalypses starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

    A Meteor Did Not Kill The Dinosaurs, Chuck Norris Just Decided To Go Hunting.

    • +2 votes

      With Chuck Norris, the meteor doesn't hit Earth, but his fist hits the meteor.

      There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    • +1 vote

      Pffft! Neither Willis or Norris ever fought zombies. I want in on the bunker with a real zombie-apocalypse fighter, like Shaun from "Shaun Of The Dead".

  • +2 votes

    Is this a bargain ? What is the Rrp?

    • +65 votes

      I am the Rrp.

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        Hilarious =p

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        I cracked up from this

  • +1 vote

    Check on the left it is $0, so buy buy buy

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      Yes, you could send it to a friend as a joke.

  • +1 vote

    Hmm I brought. When do I get my 12 cans of beans?

    • +7 votes

      Hmm I brought. When do I get my 12 cans of beans?

      What did you bring?

      • -1 vote

        Your last day on earth and you still wanna be a grammar nazi.

        • +4 votes

          I was just trying to save your life because you haven't bought it :)

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    If in the event the world does end, do you think they'd be honouring your voucher while the owners family and friends burn in eternal damnation or slaughtered by Aliens?

  • +5 votes

    Be warned - this might not cover you as much as you think :

    If it's only valid until midnight in Australia, it's a ripoff because you're missing 22 hours of possible Apocalypse coverage while it's still 21st December in other parts of the world

    Midnight on 21st December in Australia AEST, there's still 22 hours of 21/12/2012 remaining in the Pacific Island of Niue (right through to 10pm Saturday night in Melbourne/Sydney)
    http://time.is/compare/2359_21_Dec_2012_in_Niue/Melbourne

    (incidently, Niue is beautiful and would be a great place to relax whilst potentially maximising your hours on earth http://www.niueisland.com/

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      Because everything is american timezone

  • +11 votes

    Just FYI: if this gets ozbargained, I'll need to stay in the bunker with you guys and girls. Someone open up an Officeworks there so we can price match baked beans.

  • +1 vote

    I've been down in the bunker, no 3G connection and no wi-fi. So no deal for me.

    • +5 votes

      Vodafail.

  • -2 votes

    Haha 75 people actually bought it.

    • +2 votes

      you realise its $0 and a joke purchase right?

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    Question:
    on 22/12/2012, every thing same, nothing happen
    can we get refund?
    :P

    maybe we can sell "24 Cans of Baked Beans" for $500
    they called "end of the world beans"

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      Just don't show up unless you see meteors falling from the sky.

  • +7 votes

    … protection from Bruce Willis…

    I'm a bit confused; is the protection provided by Bruce Willis, or are we going to be protected in the case that Bruce Willis attacks?

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      I was wondering the same thing.

      • +1 vote

        really? isn't it obvious captain?

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      He's on the Meteor dummy!

  • +5 votes

    Purchased. You might be laughing now, but I'll be laughing on the 22nd, losers.

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      It's a trap!

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        I won't be too sure about that.

    • +5 votes

      And on-sell on eBay?

  • +1 vote

    THE SITE WENT DOWN WHAT DO I DO?

  • +1 vote

    If the apocalypse doesn't kill, you the methane from all the bake beans will! No smokers down there please.

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    Some sort of gambling? If the world ends tomorrow what good is $139 and why even bother?

  • +14 votes

    i hope jv didnt buy one. i wouldnt want to be stuck in a bunker with him.

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    LOL at "Goodbye cool world".

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    Free? Purchased! Didn't get the beans though, hate the things…

  • +1 vote

    I'm sure many people have stocked up on canned food but have they stocked up on can openers?

  • +4 votes

    End of the world started when group buying sites started.

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    My birthday is on the 22nd.

    • +11 votes

      Correction. Your last birthday was on the 22 of Dec 2011. You won't have anymore birthdays.

      Sorry for the bad news.

      • +2 votes

        Guess I have to wish you a happy birthday now ;)

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    hahaha don't think this is a bargain

    EDIT: It's now …Value $472,Discount 100%,You Save $472 …packs your wife,kids, pop and neighbor to da bunkeeer

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    "Survival is not guaranteed" - oh well I'll just spend all my OB savings at the casino.

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    Did everyone see the fine prints "Must arrive minimum 15 minutes before the end of the world; late arrival may result in shortened life" ? SO …. I have to know exactly WHEN is the end of the world and be there 15 minutes BEFORE it happens ? LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!

  • +2 votes

    If when the apocalypse happens I am not cradled by Bruce Willis yelling "yippee kai ay mother f'er" then I want my money back..

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      Bhahahahaha that's classic

  • +1 vote

    Best deal…ever?

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    Being my cake day, I say, why not. A well spent investment I think.

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      happy cake day!

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      The cake is a lie

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    Planet nibiru is comming!

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    QUESTION: will the onion museum survive the apocalypse? If not, do we get a reimbursement of some kind?

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    This is the biggest joke of the year! Love your comments guys…

  • +3 votes

    I must say… I would rather perish than buy something from scoopon. Bring on the apocolypse.

  • +1 vote

    Is it possible to get a case of tinned spaghetti rather than the beans?

    • +1 vote

      BYO

    • +2 votes

      its in the fine print.

      only COTD branded bakes beans will be available, due to a shortage of other useless over priced crap catch of the day will be reselling you your own methane to use as cooking and heating fuel

      no spag unfortunately

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        Hahaha…COTD and Scoopon are owned by the same people.

        They said it!

  • +2 votes

    What would be even funnier lodging a complaint with ACCC for not getting into the bunker

    • +1 vote

      The faceless, humourless goons at the ACCC will give your aboilerplate response thrhguve everyone else:

      'We dont imvestigate nor take emfircement action on every complaint'.

      Trybnsw fair tradimg instead

  • -2 votes

    Isn't this deal kinda false advertising since you don't really end up with anything? There are no conditions, they could get sued.

  • +1 vote

    Was will this do for human evolution if only Ozbargainers survive the end of the world ?
    ?

    • +1 vote

      will barganize each other to death, all will have discounted funeral arrangements of course :)

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        what is wrong with you man

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    bought

  • +2 votes

    lol who ever bought got ripped, nothing happened lol

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    where was this bunker can someone post an image of the email sent ? lol