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Gentlemans Willy Care Kit $14.99 Delivered @ OzGameShop. Dedicated to All Male OzBargainers {O}

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Gentlemans Willy Care Kit $14.99 Delivered @ OzGameShop. Dedicated to All Male OzBargainers {O}NSFW
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[Deactivated] on 01/04/2013 - 23:06 ozgameshop.com (2340 clicks)

Hi

This is no joke (ummmmm) . I have dedicated this deal to all my fellow male Ozbargainers including Mr Scotty (where are you?), Mr Neil and finally i have found the right product for Mr jv hahahaha.

Have a good night all

The Gentleman's Willy Care Kit comes complete with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and also 'evening wear'. An elegant case of "intimate essentials" for the discerning gentleman on the move. This case contains a range of luxury items designed to keep a man's most treasured parts in order. The silverware "fluffing brush" keeps things neat, the styling "shears" keep you trim, and the silverware "sprucing" mirror helps with those awkward angles. The metal "bracelet" complete with mini medallion is perfect for that special evening wear occasion. In fact, this is one of the most upmarket Willy Care Kits available. All these items come packed in a luxurious, hard, leather-look case to add a touch of class to this fine, personal grooming collection. A must for every man on the move. Presented in its own presentation case. Product Features

  • A willy care kit for discerning gentlemen
  • Helps you keep your most treasured parts in order
  • Complete with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and a classy little piece of 'evening wear'
  • Includes a presentation case to make the perfect gift
  • Case Ideal for keeping up appearances when on the move

Box Contains

  • 1 x Fluffing brush
  • 1 x Styling scissors
  • 1 x Sprucing mirror
  • 1 x 'Bracelet'
  • 1 x Presentation case
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  • berger on 01/04/2013 - 23:10
    +4

    This seemed suss. So I jumped on eBay. This is a bargain for sure. Cheaper by a few bucks.

    • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 00:20
      +41

      It`s a hard bargain with some stiff competition out there. Let's hope stock is up to scratch and hangs in there. Otherwise this deal will just flop. They might just jack the price up fast when they see how many ozbargainers load up on the deal.

      • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 00:42
        +7

        They better not balls-up delivery.

      • CVonC on 02/04/2013 - 10:04

        lmao awesome punning!

      • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 15:31
        +1

        Which begs the question : are u as good at pruning as you are at punning?

  • jlogic on 01/04/2013 - 23:13

    LOL… wonder what the bracelet is for?

    • jv on 01/04/2013 - 23:15
      +11

      for professionals…

    • douglasb on 01/04/2013 - 23:30
      +2

      Well, on the chinese web site they offer "delayed ejaculation ring", just sayin'…

      • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2013 - 23:44
        +18

        So its a "ring" for a chinese man but a "bracelet" for an Aussie? O.o

        • kiwipride on 02/04/2013 - 07:14
          +10

          In NZ it's called a Hula Hoop. :)

  • jv on 01/04/2013 - 23:14
    +2

    It as the same price last month…

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:dTWL6cp…

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2013 - 23:15

    Are they actually called willy care kits? Thought there would be a more formal-ish term for it.

    • jv on 01/04/2013 - 23:16
      +3

      Shame it doesn't come with a willy warmer, now that the footy season is starting…

      • korda on 01/04/2013 - 23:51
        +1

        Show your team spirit, wear a footy sock.

    • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 00:31

      Gentleman's Genitalia Grooming Kit

      • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 15:38
        +1

        How about Gentlemen's Genitalia Grooming Gear ? :) Alliteration all the way!

        • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 22:49

          Gentlemen's? Group Genitalia Grooming going on? Gross but kind of groovy, too.

        • [Deactivated] on 03/04/2013 - 13:34

          Like my grandma always said: " the more the merrier" :b

  • jv on 01/04/2013 - 23:17
    +1

    Also, be very careful when using the Presentation case…

    It can suddenly slam shut !!!

    • NosDan on 01/04/2013 - 23:22
      +1

      sounds like you know first hand

      good advice, thanks for the warning

    • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 01:08
      +4

      See "Free Willy" for possible solutions.

  • scarface on 01/04/2013 - 23:20

    Unfortunately, We don't currently have any reviews for this product.
    Why not be the first to write a review?

    :-)

    • jv on 01/04/2013 - 23:22
      +2

      "You may also like"
      "Star Wars Darth Vader Baking Tray"

      ????

    • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 00:31
      +7

      This reviewer, “Master Oliver C. Doubleday” AKA “Tico,” I think says it best:

      “I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell ‘What an unkept willy!’ I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell ‘What a fantastic willy!’ and all my friends think I’m really cool.”

      • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 01:05
        +4

        I'm always using dumb aliases. I just wanted to give Master Bates a rest for a while.

        • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 09:59

          well strangeloops66, "what a fantastic willy!" lol

        • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 14:18

          All credit must go to the Gentleman's Willy Care Kit :p

  • MaMan on 01/04/2013 - 23:22
    +1

    Pfftt…Need a Fro comb and no moisturizer ………. nothing to enhance the sheen.

  • bogan on 01/04/2013 - 23:24
    +3

    Tim and Eric anyone?
    http://y2u.be/t-wbuZ3Wl1I

    • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2013 - 23:29

      Haven't seen this before, but it's hilarious. The dishwasher bit reminds me of a pic I saw of a dog cleaning the dishes by sitting in the dishwasher…. sigh

    • figarow on 02/04/2013 - 00:08

      Dishwasher safe lmao

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2013 - 23:26

    What's the return policy if the 'Bracelet' (says "evening wear" in the kit) does not fit?

    • jv on 01/04/2013 - 23:31
      +6

      does not fit?

      You can get a refund, minus a handling fee…

      • NosDan on 01/04/2013 - 23:32
        +6

        from what i hear….. its only a small handling fee….

        • MattyD on 01/04/2013 - 23:50
          +3

          Or you could just toss it.

        • cornbeef on 02/04/2013 - 00:35

          got to hand it to you blokes

      • R3b3l66 on 02/04/2013 - 08:34

        Please be aware that contents may settle after handling.

    • douglasb on 01/04/2013 - 23:31

      Generally speaking, if the 'bracelet' is too big for you, your local jeweler will remove a couple of links for free :-)

      • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 01:08
        +3

        Where can I acquire additional links? :P

  • nofefe on 01/04/2013 - 23:30
    +2

    Is there a discount if you purchase this with the ball scratcher?

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2013 - 23:41

    nwm

  • bbyboy on 01/04/2013 - 23:56

    looks more like a self-circumcising kit

    • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 00:38

      Edited to avoid probable negative vote(s).

  • punkfans on 02/04/2013 - 00:08
    +1

    would it make me a weirdo if I love giving ladies a surprise from behind the bush at night?

    • NosDan on 02/04/2013 - 00:44
      +2

      yes……………. but dont let that stop your fun

  • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 00:18
    +7

    I hope that mirror doesn't make objects appear to be smaller than they actually are.

  • Roary on 02/04/2013 - 00:33
    +1

    Your a dick if you buy one of these!

    • muncan on 02/04/2013 - 08:53
      +2

      *You're

  • Tal_Shiar on 02/04/2013 - 00:42

    I'm perplexed just what one uses the fluffing brush for?…

    • strangeloops66 on 02/04/2013 - 00:46
      +1

      Might be for the Asian merkin.

      • Tal_Shiar on 02/04/2013 - 00:47

        I can't believe that's a thing lol

    • singlefished on 02/04/2013 - 00:52

      It's for cleaning up the trimmings after you've used the styling scissors…

  • m0nkeycheese on 02/04/2013 - 00:51
    +11

    They should sell these at DickSmith.

    • billy_bob on 02/04/2013 - 09:30
      +3

      "Who looks after your willy…..Dick does"

  • Herbse on 02/04/2013 - 00:56
    +2

    So is this deal worth it? I don't want to get shafted.

    • Roary on 02/04/2013 - 01:46

      Yer I got screwed last time after buying one of these

  • BakedPete on 02/04/2013 - 01:08

    Make sure my willy is a modern master piece by the time i'm done with it.

  • SydStrand on 02/04/2013 - 01:58

    Since when did Ozgameshop suddenly turn into Deal Extreme?

  • Newtz4 on 02/04/2013 - 02:00
    +2

    I've been thinking long and hard about this, but I think it is worth splurging on….

  • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2013 - 02:26

    when i look at the brush i thought it was fake eyelash….lol

  • Maglia Nera on 02/04/2013 - 05:59

    I think I need one of these …

  • vjknight on 02/04/2013 - 06:45

    LOL "hard, leather-look"

  • lukeloop on 02/04/2013 - 08:47

    Only a Wonka would get this.

  • Cheeper on 02/04/2013 - 09:35

    Handy kit for DIY'ers… :-)

  • weezlebub on 02/04/2013 - 10:17

    On a slightly more serious note, what's the delivery time? I have a mate who's a bit of a sick puppy & has his engagement party in a couple of weeks …

  • Tragus on 02/04/2013 - 10:35

    This better not be a late April Fools joke. I don't like getting dicked around.

  • daveted on 02/04/2013 - 12:22
    +1

    I would get one of these for Willy's neighbour, but he's an a**hole, or my best friend, but she's a bit of a c*nt.

    But I'm definately not getting on for those 2 nuts following Willy around everywhere.

  • quarrymaster on 02/04/2013 - 12:50
    +1

    Angry wife edition is better value. Comes with extra large scissors. Or not.

    • daveted on 02/04/2013 - 13:03
      +1

      Angry wife edition
      A cut price deal.

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