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Member Since 13/08/2011
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Location Geelong

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Towels commented on [Android] Free - Magnet Balls 2: Physics Puzzle (Was $0.99) - Google Play
Back in the day a woman used to call me 'magnet balls', don't ask why....
23/09/2020 - 09:56
Towels commented on [eBook] Free: Bridge to Superconsciousness @ Amazon AU / US
Clearing my base chakra enabled my top level shagging.
22/09/2020 - 02:12
Towels commented on [eBook] Free: THE 7 CHAKRAS INTRODUCTORY GUIDE: Awaken, Balance, Heal and Open Your Chakras @ Amazon AU
Clearing my root chakra opened the door to my top level shagging.
15/09/2020 - 21:46
Towels commented on RENPHO Air Compression Eye Therapy Massager with Heat $61.19 Delivered ($14.80 off) @ AC Green Amazon AU
Heaps of toilet paper rolls or a creepy Xiaomi ass shower? decisions, decisions....
22/08/2020 - 16:25
Towels commented on BeFit Posture Corrector Back Brace $25.99 (13% off) + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Be Fit Sports Amazon AU
Looks sexy, i once new a wiman who was into this sort of stuff.
19/08/2020 - 18:25
Towels commented on Quilton 3 Ply Toilet Tissue (180 Sheets Per Roll, 11x10cm), Pack of 36 $14 @ Woolworths
More of these or invest in molesting myself on a Xiaomi ass-sprinkler?
05/07/2020 - 21:18
Towels commented on Garmin Fenix 5S Sports Watch with White Band (Sapphire Rose Gold) $499 @ JB Hi-Fi
Can this bluetooth connect to my creepy Xiaomi dunny seat?
21/04/2020 - 17:53
Towels commented on Xiaomi Whale Spout Smart Toilet Seat Pro With Warm Air Dry APP Control AU Version $337.45 Delivered @ Gearbite eBay
Is there anywhere i can give one of these beauties a test drive to se if its "up my alley"?
21/04/2020 - 14:12
Towels commented on SONY ICFS80 FM/AM Shower Radio $69 Delivered @ NAPF Electronics
Did i ever tell you i once saw a video involving a shower and the number 69?
03/04/2020 - 14:59
Towels commented on ½ Price Sirena Tuna Varieties 95g $1.35 @ IGA
Remember to search through each can with a fork to remove the black tumours from the flesh before you eat it. 'Tuna Tumours' i call them,...
15/03/2020 - 05:17
Towels commented on 30% off Smart Toilet Seat - IB 740 Comfort Bidet Seat $440.30 (Was $629) 2YRS Warranty, Aus Watermark + Delivery @ Izen Bidet
What about number two's in the shower? Any thoughts?
05/03/2020 - 21:00
Towels commented on Sorbent Hypo-Allergenic or Silky White Toilet Tissue 12 Pack 1/2 Price $4.70 @ Coles
How many jobs per 12pack? Would i be better off with a weirdo ass-shower seat?
05/03/2020 - 12:05
Towels commented on D'LUCCI Smart Bidet Toilet Seat $399 @ Bunnings
What kind of JOB does this do compared to the showme?
04/03/2020 - 22:13
Towels commented on Teva Mush II Size US11, Men's Thongs, $19.99 Delivered @ Allforshoe eBay
Did i ever tell you about my nasty incident with a US man in a thong?
16/01/2020 - 01:23
Towels commented on Decor Double Wall Insulated Bullet Bottle 500ml $10ea (Was $20) @ Woolworths
Mum bought me a bottle like this so i could have cool drinks in the caravan, and it works good for cordial.
10/01/2020 - 02:44
Towels commented on Oztrail 3m Hydroflow Anti Ponding Non Permanent Gazebo $159.99 @ Anaconda
Silly response, I'd pay a bit more when tent shopping and get one with walls, it gets cold out there at night.
27/12/2019 - 19:42
Towels commented on [VIC] Vetements X Reebok Insta Pump Fury Monogram $345 (was $1,150 70% off) @ Harrolds Crown Melbourne
1 x flake and min chips with chicken salt, thanks.
24/05/2019 - 10:22
Towels commented on [WA] Quilton 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 16 Pack $5.99 @ Farmer Jack's Spearwood
I wonder if this would 'do the job' so to speak....
17/04/2019 - 17:17
Towels commented on Wahl Professional Balding Clipper WA8110-012 - Made in USA - $75.14 Delivered @ Bargain_mayham eBay Store
Add attachment comb to shave your head, no attachment to shave your face in 1 minute, recommended.
03/02/2019 - 00:12
Towels commented on [Switch] Golf Story $14.85 (Normally $22.50) @ Nintendo eShop
One day i might tell you a little STORY about my 'hole in one' with a Sexy WITCH !
04/01/2019 - 20:22
Towels commented on Xiaomi Mijia Smart Toilet Seat / Washlet (AU Plug, English Sticker & Melb Stock) $209.95 Delivered @ Gearbite eBay
How about you 'Showme' how you get the JOB done on your Volvo.....
12/12/2018 - 18:58
Towels commented on SCA Can 150W Modified Sine Wave Inverter $35.95 (SCA Club Plus Required) + Delivery (or Free Pick-up) @ Supercheap Auto
How about a Xiaomi toilet seat? Enough power for the JOB?
07/12/2018 - 17:41
Towels commented on Supré Contrast Stitch Workman Pant $20 (Was $50) @ Cotton on
I think i will snap up 2 of those pant, one for each leg! Henceforth i will call my collection of pant, 'pants'.
28/11/2018 - 17:24
Towels commented on California Wildfire Benefit Bundle on Groupees - US $1 (~AU $1.40) Minimum
What size fire does $30 get me, can i chose my start point?
23/11/2018 - 20:32
Towels commented on Quilton 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 18 Pack $7.20 | 36 Pack $12.60 C&C @ Big W
Does this get the JOB dine?
15/11/2018 - 02:10
Towels commented on Jersey Harem Pant $5 (Was $29.95) (+ $2 C&C or $7 Delivered) @ CottonOn
I will grab a small pant and a large pant, then next winter I will wear both at the same time, for extra warmth, and i will be able to tell...
10/11/2018 - 07:09