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Member Since 13/08/2011
Last Seen 3 hours 49 min
Location Geelong

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Back in the day a woman used to call me 'magnet balls', don't ask why....
23/09/2020 - 09:56
Clearing my base chakra enabled my top level shagging.
22/09/2020 - 02:12
Clearing my root chakra opened the door to my top level shagging.
15/09/2020 - 21:46
Heaps of toilet paper rolls or a creepy Xiaomi ass shower? decisions, decisions....
22/08/2020 - 16:25
Looks sexy, i once new a wiman who was into this sort of stuff.
19/08/2020 - 18:25
More of these or invest in molesting myself on a Xiaomi ass-sprinkler?
05/07/2020 - 21:18
Can this bluetooth connect to my creepy Xiaomi dunny seat?
21/04/2020 - 17:53
Is there anywhere i can give one of these beauties a test drive to se if its "up my alley"?
21/04/2020 - 14:12
Did i ever tell you i once saw a video involving a shower and the number 69?
03/04/2020 - 14:59
Remember to search through each can with a fork to remove the black tumours from the flesh before you eat it. 'Tuna Tumours' i call them,...
15/03/2020 - 05:17
What about number two's in the shower? Any thoughts?
05/03/2020 - 21:00
How many jobs per 12pack? Would i be better off with a weirdo ass-shower seat?
05/03/2020 - 12:05
What kind of JOB does this do compared to the showme?
04/03/2020 - 22:13
Did i ever tell you about my nasty incident with a US man in a thong?
16/01/2020 - 01:23
Mum bought me a bottle like this so i could have cool drinks in the caravan, and it works good for cordial.
10/01/2020 - 02:44
Silly response, I'd pay a bit more when tent shopping and get one with walls, it gets cold out there at night.
27/12/2019 - 19:42
1 x flake and min chips with chicken salt, thanks.
24/05/2019 - 10:22
I wonder if this would 'do the job' so to speak....
17/04/2019 - 17:17
Add attachment comb to shave your head, no attachment to shave your face in 1 minute, recommended.
03/02/2019 - 00:12
One day i might tell you a little STORY about my 'hole in one' with a Sexy WITCH !
04/01/2019 - 20:22
How about you 'Showme' how you get the JOB done on your Volvo.....
12/12/2018 - 18:58
How about a Xiaomi toilet seat? Enough power for the JOB?
07/12/2018 - 17:41
I think i will snap up 2 of those pant, one for each leg! Henceforth i will call my collection of pant, 'pants'.
28/11/2018 - 17:24
What size fire does $30 get me, can i chose my start point?
23/11/2018 - 20:32
Does this get the JOB dine?
15/11/2018 - 02:10
I will grab a small pant and a large pant, then next winter I will wear both at the same time, for extra warmth, and i will be able to tell...
10/11/2018 - 07:09