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Brisbane Vasectomy at Gaythorne Private Hospital $99 (Plus Any Excess) for PHI Members

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Brisbane Vasectomy at Gaythorne Private Hospital $99 (Plus Any Excess) for PHI Members
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modsec802 on 20/10/2013 - 20:53 montserrat.com.au (201 clicks)

Montserrat Day Hospital provide a $99 vasectomy service for men with private health insurance (plus any applicable PHI excess - mine is nil).

This is done using the scalpel free method as day surgery.

Regular cost outside hospital is about $500 with a small Medicare rebate.

Sedation/general anesthetic is additional: I had full sedation which was a $150 gap as there is an anesthetist present during the entire procedure: this is optional and more than 80% of men have it without apparently.

Includes a bonus of 'no more kids' which will save you $$$ in the long run :)

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  • cyssero on 20/10/2013 - 20:55
    +2

    Looks like the sedative hasn't quite worn off yet.. :)

  • bchliu on 20/10/2013 - 20:57
    +23

    Vasectomy at Gaythorne? Hmm…

    • BeefBiryani on 20/10/2013 - 22:59

      I came here just for this one comment…

      • Koolbargain on 21/10/2013 - 12:51

        "I came here"

        pun intended?

        • BeefBiryani on 21/10/2013 - 15:06

          Now that you mention it…

  • amanvell on 20/10/2013 - 20:59
    +51

    Price match at Officeworks?

    • kudoz on 21/10/2013 - 09:57

      "Cleanup in aisle…"

    • Koolbargain on 21/10/2013 - 12:53

      Don't buy the Clag Glue…

    • daydream on 21/10/2013 - 22:56

      Just need to buy a pair of scissors and some sticky tape ;-)

  • boonanza on 20/10/2013 - 21:00
    +4

    You would have to be Nuts to go there…

    • ryann on 20/10/2013 - 21:20
      +1

      No chance of a balls up.

      • altomic on 20/10/2013 - 22:17
        +1

        they are a cut above the rest.

  • Rookie117 on 20/10/2013 - 21:03
    -2

    What's the normal price?

  • edfoo on 20/10/2013 - 21:06

    Another way is to become a eunuch.

  • Fred on 20/10/2013 - 21:08
    +8

    Nothing beat the smell of having you vas deferen toasted.

  • geddyup on 20/10/2013 - 21:14

    Remember one snip & their gone!!!!!!

  • aussman on 20/10/2013 - 21:15
    +2

    expensive - free in public system and many surgeons charge no gap in private

    • Davo1111 on 20/10/2013 - 21:18

      it isnt elective surgery?

      • [Deactivated] on 20/10/2013 - 21:20
        +6

        Certainly not erective after the op

        • ProspectiveDarkness on 20/10/2013 - 22:00

          I'm pretty sure you can actually reverse a vasectomy
          Edit: I think the joke went over my head, never mind me

    • mycosys on 20/10/2013 - 21:27
      -4

      mind showing any evidence of that, as would normally be required for a neg?

      • aussman on 20/10/2013 - 21:28
        +6

        its a medicare rebateable procedure hence free in public hospitals

    • modsec802 on 20/10/2013 - 21:32
      +1

      Never seen this offered in public hospital: possibly if you have a health care card and can wait?
      I doubt you'd be able to get sedation if you did manage to organize it.

      • Baldrik on 20/10/2013 - 21:49
        +1

        They are free in Victoria. I was sedated and demanded a team of doctor's and nurses on standby to jump in if the first team got tired. I never got the second team :(.

        • Rocket on 21/10/2013 - 00:20

          Where in Melbourne?

        • youknow on 21/10/2013 - 10:27
          +1

          I really hope that was a joke referencing how huge you anticipated your procedure to be!

    • machalel on 21/10/2013 - 06:51

      I don't believe that you should neg this because it is free in a public hospital. Without getting into the public vs private debate, they are two different systems.

      It's the same as negging a deal for software on a MAC because the windows version is free.

      • modsec802 on 21/10/2013 - 07:12
        +1

        Like most non-essential things in public hospital, I imagine there would be a long wait

    • altomic on 21/10/2013 - 10:40
      +3

      negging this deal!, you sound very testy.

  • strangeloops66 on 20/10/2013 - 21:20

    I wonder if a placebo would work…

  • Car-la-la on 20/10/2013 - 21:21
    +2

    Wish i was a bloke so i could take full advantage of this deal

    • [Deactivated] on 20/10/2013 - 21:44
      +8

      Don't you just offer the service instead? Albeit over 20 odd years of marriage.

  • ilikeit on 20/10/2013 - 21:25

    This price is nuts!

  • wazza23 on 20/10/2013 - 21:28
    +5

    Is there a vas deferens between which PHI you're with?

  • Boodek on 20/10/2013 - 21:28

    This is what I love about Ozbargain - there is something for everyone!

  • jv on 20/10/2013 - 21:31
    +1

    Cheaper to do it yourself…

    • modsec802 on 20/10/2013 - 21:37
      +4

      Just marry someone named Lorena Bobbitt and she'll do it for you!

    • bchliu on 20/10/2013 - 23:15

      Are you selling any DIY kits? Or you prefer the blunt teaspoon?

    • geddyup on 21/10/2013 - 06:58

      With a couple of bricks!!!!

  • mr_vino89 on 20/10/2013 - 21:39

    Medicare rebate too? lol

  • marquise on 20/10/2013 - 22:01
    +3

    Do they have paywave?

  • Snoop on 20/10/2013 - 22:08
    +6

    It's not exactly a cold night in Melbourne but the boys still climbed back up inside…After reading this!!!

  • senorclean on 20/10/2013 - 22:30
    +1

    Don't forget to ing paypass

  • Rookie117 on 20/10/2013 - 22:36
    -6

    Free in public hospital, are you a rep?

    • Tal_Shiar on 20/10/2013 - 23:41
      +4

      Always good to see a 0 post member insinuate someone is a rep!

  • bryans on 20/10/2013 - 23:32
    +1

    Great.. you can now spray your seeds everywhere

  • 2stroksmokr on 20/10/2013 - 23:42

    Just a note need to be 28 and over to get this done, or does anyone know of places that will do it under 28?

    I'm currently 25 and have been trying to get one since I turned 21. However every GP I have gone to clearly states I have to be 28 (each one has said this) and that I am not of the age to much a judgement…….Wow its my life //end ramble :)

    • modsec802 on 21/10/2013 - 06:37

      Not sure. I am 32 but have three kids.

    • Snoop on 21/10/2013 - 10:48
      +1

      With a name like 2stroke, I could understand why!!! LoL

      • 2stroksmokr on 21/10/2013 - 13:54

        Haha nice comment, name is in reference to 2 stroke motorbikes though.

        • Snoop on 21/10/2013 - 14:06
          +1

          Yeah I know, but it just worked to well to leave be!!!

        • highon2str on 21/10/2013 - 16:42

          I love 2 stroke…

  • Milkywayss on 21/10/2013 - 00:05
    +1

    http://www9.health.gov.au/mbs/search.cfm?q=37622%2C37623&sop…
    Surely the people giving negs could have just googled this…

  • Thaal Sinestro on 21/10/2013 - 02:26

    Vasectomies seem to be all the rage on ozbargain at the moment.

    Birth control is no good, our country's birth rate is below replenishment (about 1.8 children/woman), though not at low as in Europe (1.3 children/women in many places like Spain, Russian and The Fatherland). We need more 'recruits' in order to fund all of our beloved entitlement programs and the huge, ever expanding public sector. Australia cannot just print more money. Boat people aren't acceptable because most of them never end up working and contributing to the economy. The posters mentions the expense of children, but for people on welfare, more children = more handouts.

    (Some will consider this trolling, but I am somewhat serious about this issue. Demography is destiny. For better or worse, Muslims shall inherit the earth because they are outbreeding everyone else. Another issue is that dumber people in general are breeding more than smarter/more educated people, so that over time humanity will become less intelligent, perhaps 3 IQ points per generation relative to now. Intelligence no longers confers any survival advantage in the welfare state.)

    • shaybisc on 21/10/2013 - 09:49
      +1

      Interesting conundrum- the world is massively overpopulated but Australia is underpopulated, on some measures- what to do?

    • mskeggs on 21/10/2013 - 10:26
      +2

      Boat people aren't acceptable because most of them never end up working and contributing to the economy.

      What utter garbage. Can you cite any evidence that a majority migrants to Australia, regardless of how they arrive, are long term unemployed?
      You are repeating a racist lie.
      From the ABS, 26% of Australians were born overseas: http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/[email protected]/Lookup/2071.0main+fe…
      Also from the ABS, the long term unemployment rate is about 1%: http://www.abs.gov.au/AUSSTATS/[email protected]/Lookup/4102.0Main+Fe…

      The vast majority of migrants to Australia are hard working and value and contribute to the Australian economy.

    • altomic on 21/10/2013 - 10:51
      +1

      and the huge, ever expanding public sector.

      you live in QLD but you fail to remember the recent butchery of Herr Newman to the Public Service?!?

      dumber people in general are breeding more than smarter/more educated people, so that over time humanity will become less intelligent, perhaps 3 IQ points per generation relative to now. Intelligence no longers confers any survival advantage in the welfare state.)

      dumber people are a necessary evil. they provide patients on a sunday morning for surgeons to stitch up after getting in fights at nightclubs, they provide jobs for centrelink staff, they keep the australian car spareparts industry alive, they make a ACA + TT funnier, they allow many of us to bask in a sense of superiority, etc.

      I'm barely 40 and work in the legal industry and I often see grandparents younger than myself who are battling it out for "custardy" of their grandchildren from their own children (who are virtually children themselves).

    • Patman on 21/10/2013 - 11:11

      Although, your argument takes the 'eye for eye' approach, where rather than promoting birth control in 'low IQ people as well as in Muslims and other religions' you would prefer to produce more people and put pressure on already stressed ecology….

      Funny thing is life on earth will always sustain…. Its about our survival…

      BTW this topic is about the deal :-):-)

    • [Deactivated] on 21/10/2013 - 13:46
      +1

      "Another issue is that dumber people in general are breeding more than smarter/more educated people, so that over time humanity will become less intelligent, perhaps 3 IQ points per generation relative to now."

      Any possibility the supposed intelligence reduction occurred a generation or two earlier than you expected?

    • miffy on 21/10/2013 - 14:07

      You sound like a you might be part of the Quiverfull movement?

  • McFly on 21/10/2013 - 02:46
    +1

    Plus Any Excess

    I'll keep mine thanks!

  • wako on 21/10/2013 - 03:36

    is there a bank i can store some, incase i change my mind after the snip?

    • modsec802 on 21/10/2013 - 06:32

      Yes, they send a brochure in the info pack, but it costs extra. It was called monash something.

  • fmckenzie on 21/10/2013 - 11:13

    comes with a free bag of frozen peas?

  • cushydeskjob on 21/10/2013 - 13:18

    I'm kinda disappointed. I'd feel like it was more of a bargain if it was one nut for $99, BOGOF.

    • strangeloops66 on 21/10/2013 - 13:51
      +1

      A vasectomy is not an orchidectomy, so no nuts are involved, except for the patient himself :p

    • Snoop on 21/10/2013 - 14:08

      And anyway, it'd have to be listed as BOLOF!

  • SBP on 21/10/2013 - 15:12

    I'd hope that after this surgeery there wouldn't be any "EXCESS"

  • cannedhams on 05/11/2013 - 18:36

    Pretty good deal. I reckon a vet would charge as much to fix your dog.

    • Snoop on 05/11/2013 - 20:47

      And so they should… It takes the same level of skill!

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