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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Large 144pk - $27.95 + Shipping @ GroceryRun

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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Large 144pk - $27.95 + Shipping @ GroceryRun
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[Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:07 groceryrun.com.au (1652 clicks)
Last edited 16/01/2015 - 12:09 by 1 other user

Was looking for a cheap deal on bulk condoms and found this. Shipping to most of Melbourne suburbs is around $7.70

Edit: URL updated - somehow old one 404'd

Edit2: Also available on COTD: https://www.catchoftheday.com.au/product/ansell-lifestyles-c… (use THANKYOU code to get $10 if you haven't used it already) Sold Out

Here's the details from the website:

Are you alone? No? We'll wait.

Right! Now that you've cleared the room of anyone who might ask awkward questions, have we got a deal for you! We've managed to snag mega-packs of Ansell's classic Lifestyles condoms, and they're yours for just this low price! Each of these large-fit, smooth-texture lubricated condoms is electronically tested for reliability - and there are 144 of them! Optimistic? Maybe. But what's a life without optimism?

Features:

144 x Ansell Lifestyles Large Condoms
Lubricated
Non-spermicidal
Easy-fit (56mm wide)
Natural colour
Smooth texture
Reservoir teat
Expiry Date: 31/07/2019

also Nuda ones for the same price here

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  • jackwoz on 15/01/2015 - 11:10
    +24

    Waiting for the jokes to start…..

    • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 11:28
      +41

      Condoms are serious business.

      They prevent STD's STI's and other diseases as well as ( babies )

      • slowmo on 15/01/2015 - 12:10

        6 +ve votes on post but far more +ve votes and comments below. it can only be a condom post :P

      • watwatwat on 15/01/2015 - 14:09
        +17

        A baby is not a disease. I think you mean parasite.

    • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 12:57
      +1

      electronically tested for reliability

      Good to know as my previous one quit powering on after a few uses.

      • tommy-darko on 15/01/2015 - 15:53
        +2

        I think they mean they're tested on robots and Skynet are involved. T-800 boning the T-X, more specifically.

    • Sick of This on 15/01/2015 - 16:37
      +9

      I came for the jokes.

      • phluffed on 15/01/2015 - 20:14

        Luckily, thanks to this product, that wont leave a mess!

    • KnifeEnthusiastBoi on 15/01/2015 - 17:47
      +1

      That seems like a solid deal. Hard to cum by

    • aliocroc on 15/01/2015 - 21:35
      +2

      The jokes are like 80% off the reason I clicked on this

  • PVA on 15/01/2015 - 11:10
    +63

    1 weeks supply. Excellent.

    • raj koothrappali on 15/01/2015 - 11:18
      +15

      144/7 = 20.57, so even if you manage 1 an hour, you can have a good 3.5 hours sleep before the next wild day!

      • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 11:29
        +1

        Must be a porn star ( or maybe a working person )

        • qtvinsta on 15/01/2015 - 11:32
          +54

          mustn't be married

        • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 12:53
          +28

          Or a drug smuggler.

      • snuke on 15/01/2015 - 12:01

        I am only every other day, so it’s 144/4 = 36. I swap it with days I hit the gym.

        • Azn310 on 15/01/2015 - 12:57
          +2

          How can you hit the gym when your knees are shaking

        • frostman on 15/01/2015 - 14:18

          @Azn310:

          Same, in fact I find the day after sex, when I hit the gym I do probably around 30% less in reps

      • 247thesteven on 15/01/2015 - 12:50
        +4

        It's in his name
        P#nis V#gina A#al

      • natsumezoku on 15/01/2015 - 13:20
        +1

        Giving isn't always better than receiving. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • PVA on 15/01/2015 - 13:56
        +1

        I sleep during it.

      • Freegs on 15/01/2015 - 13:59

        You would use 2 at once as well.

        • Helmuth on 15/01/2015 - 21:01
          +5

          Use two with a layer of dencorub between. When one of you starts screaming, the condom broke :)

      • petoxxxx on 15/01/2015 - 20:46

        probably he does triple layer at a time.
        so roughly 7 times a day :)

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:45
      +17

      Excellent - lifetime supply :(

    • TheOneWhoKnocks on 15/01/2015 - 11:54
      +4

      Which hand do you use? Left or right?

      • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 12:16
        +2

        Use both

        • Xebozone on 16/01/2015 - 05:40
          +1

          Your picture is appropriate for this comment

        • BobD on 16/01/2015 - 07:14

          same time?

    • Dan_ on 15/01/2015 - 14:09
      +2

      Buy a box of tissues, it's cheaper.

    • savara on 15/01/2015 - 18:48
      +1

      Mate your a** must be hurting like anything. ;-)

    • teardrops21 on 15/01/2015 - 22:51

      PVA is worried about the germs on his hand

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:17

      Well for some reason , i cannot sell my wife those pretty pills. I ran out of my stock recently so gotta pick up a 10 pack tomorrow :-(

      • Squidmcsproggen on 15/01/2015 - 19:12
        +1

        you must be like me. (married)
        a 10 pack is one for each month of the year almost :)

    • rekabkram on 15/01/2015 - 11:37
      +18

      I'd happily take a male contraceptive pill but there's no way that I would trust my wife to. She forgets if she's fed the dog, forgets if she's watched movies, this isn't the kind of thing that you can risk forgetting.

      • WatchNerd on 15/01/2015 - 11:49
        +90

        Does she forget what you look like?
        Maybe I could drop by now & then.

      • Dacs on 15/01/2015 - 13:49
        +1

        Just think how worried you'd be if your wife remembered to take a male contraceptive pill and it actually worked!

    • Diji1 on 15/01/2015 - 12:57
      +4

      Enjoy your STDs.

      • tg on 15/01/2015 - 13:37
        +30

        I am on iinet $79 ADSL2 plan.
        I enjoy unlimited STD calls….

      • onlinepred on 15/01/2015 - 14:40
        -6

        Enjoy using a condom? lol.

    • iridiumstem on 15/01/2015 - 17:21
      +5

      There are people who react really badly to pills (i.e. liver damage/failure in severe cases), along with other side effects. Pills are definitely a reasonable option, with better sensation and stuff, but if you only pursue those in sex and ignore other things, that's just so high school.

    • Zenyatta on 16/01/2015 - 10:05

      the pill doens't suit everyone, sadly. It'd be much more convenient but for a large number of women it completely kills off their sex drive (making it a very powerful contraceptive indeed).

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:24

    Does any one know if I can order this and AusPost will hold it as part of mail hold service since I'm overseas at the moment ?

    • mattgt on 15/01/2015 - 11:27
      +26

      you mean "will Auspost hold this so I can pick it up in person in case someone in my house happens to open my package?"

      well, I am not sure.

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:28

        lol - no I've got mail hold service active at my address. Since Grocery Run use AusPost E-Parcel service; I am not too sure if they will hold the parcel as part of my mail hold service ?

        • rekabkram on 15/01/2015 - 11:38

          It depends on how long, under 2 weeks should be fine but any longer and I'd send it to a mates place.

        • Azn310 on 15/01/2015 - 20:21
          +2

          @rekabkram: over 2 weeks at mates place.. He will receive the boxes with instruction papers by the time hes back

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 12:59
      +1

      Sounds like my girlfriend..
      "hold it.. hold it… hold it…. oh no you dropped it.."

  • Overtime2000 on 15/01/2015 - 11:26
    +1

    grabs popcorn…

  • superforever on 15/01/2015 - 11:28
    +1

    Good for professional women.

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:29
    +3

    4.5 years of fun

    • superforever on 15/01/2015 - 11:32
      +1

      Will expire before you will use it.

      • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 11:38
        +7

        Expiry Date: 31/07/2019

        So I think OP has already calculated that

      • itsandhu on 15/01/2015 - 11:41
        +1

        You can always share it with someone, go half and half.

        • whitty on 15/01/2015 - 11:50
          +17

          I think thats the point :)

        • superforever on 15/01/2015 - 12:32
          +3

          May also need to share GF.

      • itsandhu on 15/01/2015 - 11:40
        +6

        You are obviously not married…right?

        • BeefBiryani on 15/01/2015 - 11:47
          -2

          He probably is.

        • Diji1 on 15/01/2015 - 12:59
          +3

          @saaron: Sexual conquest claims on the internet. These are always true stories right :D

        • jakeau on 15/01/2015 - 22:48

          FMD these marriage jokes. Toss the bitch out.

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:40

        TBH - it used to be 1 year for me but due to baby now it's probably 2 years.

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:56
        +15

        Im saving myself for Scarlett Johansson. Then ill use the packet in a week.

        • itsandhu on 15/01/2015 - 14:39
          +1

          saving yourself for the blow up doll?

        • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 15:09
          +1

          @itsandhu: I'd settle for the Japanese real doll version I suppose

        • kiitos on 18/01/2015 - 22:30

          Until then, it's just the usual bit of Scarlet Your-hand's-on, right?

      • zealmax on 15/01/2015 - 21:58
        +5

        This is more than a life time supply. Will have to pass it down to my son and his son …

        • PSparks on 29/01/2015 - 19:01

          If you get a son using these then you're doing it wrong

        • zealmax on 30/01/2015 - 10:15

          @PSparks: Nah I was using a hand me down that spanned 3 generations. Must of expired.

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:36
    +39

    Gross.

    • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 11:38
      +1

      Why? Are you religious or something? I heard that some religions say condoms are a bad thing or the devils work.

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:50

        Good god, you make it sound like a disease. Google 144 and all will be revealed. Don't forget to tell your negging mates.

        • loulou1 on 15/01/2015 - 11:58
          +21

          so i googled 144, and all i got was the timetable for my local bus route. Am i meant to take my purchase with me? use one per stop?

        • rekabkram on 15/01/2015 - 11:59

          Del

        • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 12:05
          +9

          @loumick1: 144 = a Gross. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144_%28number%29. I think that's what they mean? I dunno

        • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 12:16
          +2

          @loumick1: as they say in the classics - you only get out of it what you put in.

        • Diji1 on 15/01/2015 - 13:00
          +1

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144_%28number%29

          GUYS ITS ALL REVEALED HURR!

        • nzcoops on 15/01/2015 - 23:27

          this comment appears to be on topic

        • buwa99 on 24/01/2015 - 15:35

          @Turd: Oh, thanks for that. I read Psalm 144 and couldn't find any mention of condoms at all.

      • BeefBiryani on 15/01/2015 - 15:09
        +2

        A dozen dozens.

    • rekabkram on 15/01/2015 - 11:43
      -1

      Care to explain?

      Condoms are non harmful and incredibly effective devices.
      They have saved the world from unwanted pregnancies, the transmutation of STD's (not 100% effective but for the 3 seconds they take to put on they are great risk mitigation).
      If you honestly think that condoms are gross then you've lived a very sheltered life.

    • DJ on 15/01/2015 - 11:57
      +9

      Clever. For the neggers - a Gross is a dozen dozens - that's 144.

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 12:00
        +11

        169 if you're a baker

        • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 12:14
          +3

          Nice job Dids but you'll probably have to explain it.

        • Turd on 15/01/2015 - 12:14

          I love baking!

        • gentlecrack on 15/01/2015 - 12:15
          -5

          or 69 if you are a sucker.

        • kiitos on 18/01/2015 - 22:31
          +1

          And no bun in the oven!

    • myfeetarehappy on 15/01/2015 - 15:04

      Beat me to it! Well played sir :-)

    • jakeau on 15/01/2015 - 22:49

      Costanza feels the same way mate.

  • namenotspecified on 15/01/2015 - 11:41
    +9

    Might grab a box for a birthday present. It's the gift that stops from giving.

  • aedeau on 15/01/2015 - 11:45
    +1

    Oh noes… Here cum the puns

    • LincolnLenny on 15/01/2015 - 11:55
      +34

      Your mum and I*

      • thebargainhunter on 15/01/2015 - 12:13
        +11

        Incorrect. Objective pronoun, not subjective.

      • Regie69 on 15/01/2015 - 12:14
        +1

        His mum and you

        • Jack D Price on 15/01/2015 - 12:54
          +27

          My mum and your mum

          Wait…. :|

      • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 13:02

        *your mum and me.

      • Diji1 on 15/01/2015 - 13:02
        +1

        Great your Mum can give grammer grammar lessons in between er … in between.

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