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Free 'Ask Dad' Sleeping Mask from SleepMaker

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Free eye mask by registering your details. No purchase necessary.

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  • +20

    Everyone knows Dad knows nothing, should be 'ask mum' instead.

    • +4

      Then you can never sleep.

    • I thought mum would be the one wearing this, so her 'beauty sleep' would not be disrupted.

    • +1

      The answer you'll always get is "Ask your mother" so in effect its the same

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjUFYxSxDk

      In this entertaining film, marriage expert Mark Gungor explores the differences between men and women.

    • +1

      Funny how sexiest comments are a-ok when targeting males. F this PC country.

    • Dad's eyemask should just say "No"

  • +3

    LOl excellent timing..

    My wife is complaining this morning about getting her sleep. So I ordered her one..

    • Which one you ordered, 'ask dad', 'ask mum' or 'ASK ME'?

      • I didnt get a choice - just saw Ask Dad

  • +2

    Kids always go to my wife in the middle of the night so I'm sure she'll find this funny. Won't work of course as nothing short of a bomb going off next to me will wake me up….

    • I concur as I've slept through a fire alarm and my wife been woken up by the baby in the bassinet next to the bed, feeding the baby, changing the baby and putting the baby back to sleep.

      The other challenge by time our kids had learnt to read they had been trained that if they were quiet and organised some breakfast they could watch TV. If they work us up, I would turn off the TV :-).

      • My son was climbing on the bench getting his own breakfast at age 4 without waking us. In fact the only time we get woken up:
        - When he knocked a glass jar of honey/jam/other sticky breakfast spread off the shelf, smashing all over the tiled floor. (dad's job to clean it)
        - When he/sister wakes up and vomited in the bed (mum's job to clean it)
        - When his mum & dad are trying to get up to a bit of Sunday morning lovin'. Kid's are the best defense against more kids… and damn they're persistent on those Sunday mornings! Thank god for shifting foundations and i'll fitting doors or the poor little buggers would be scarred for life!

  • THanks OP! needed this for a plane trip!

    • Me too. Will be perfect for our upcoming Europe flight!

  • is there a 'ask mum'?

  • +5

    Ask Jeeves

    • +2

      "Google it first."

  • Cool! Mum can use this when dad's back from getting smokes!

    • +1

      hope he comes back.

  • 1694 clicks in 2 hours!

    • Everyone loves freebies, especially Ozbargainers :)

  • Ordered one. Thanks OP!

  • Done! Thanks.

  • -8

    What about single parents, lesbian couples and non-dad-legal-guardians!?

  • I for see this ending badly

  • +1

    I heard that this product was going to called the Hey Dad! Sleeping Mask…

  • 3518 clicks in 5hrs.

    Ozbargainers doing justice to the bargain :P

  • These must be made in Australia, Australian brand company.

  • May be some issue to side sleeper.

    • Duct tape to the rescue

  • Would only be useful (to stop Mum being disturbed) if Dad has been relegated to the couch or they are divorced ;-)
    Their older ad was better

  • +1

    Nice find Grandpipe. Thanks.

  • "SAMPLES WILL BE MAILED WITHIN 8 TO 16 WEEKS FROM DATE OF OFFER REQUEST TO THE MAILING ADDRESS SPECIFIED ON THE ONLINE OFFER FORM"

    Is this considered a 'sample'? If so, that's a long wait!

    • +4

      MAILED WITHIN 8 TO 16 WEEKS

      Another case of receiving an unexpected looking letter in the mail and the lifecycle of obtaining an ozbargain freebie commences…

      1. "whoa, I forgot about ordering this, you little ripper".
      2. rush off to ozbargain to report "got mine"
      3. realise that some other member received their freebie two days before you.
      4. anger sets in and the freebie is placed in the "third drawer" in the kitchen
      5. freebie is forgotten for several years
      6. said third drawer is cleaned out as it no longer closes properly
      7. see point 1
  • Thank you - I have been wondering where to get that since I saw the advert!
    My boys need to learn to stop walking PAST daddy to wake mum up! LOL

  • -1

    you can just get a sock, attach it to a rubber band and put it over your eyes for the same effect.
    This is one of the worst freebie give aways ever these things would literally cost them 1 cent to produce

    • Some may think that's why you sleep alone ;-)

      You know how to impress!
      Ever though of writing an eBook of these relationships enhancing tips?

      Some guys have better uses for socks, or so I'm told.

      Besides a sock costs more than this deal! Even washing that old sock costs more.

      I just pick up the unused eye masks (no message though) left behind on my discount overseas flights. Sometimes there are even free socks.

  • Think this ad should have a sequel, 4-5 year old child enters room, pulls mask away from face as far as elastic will allow with a perplexed look on their face and asks "mummy whats on your face" before letting it go to slap back down on her face, then child remembers what they originally entered for repeats process and asks "and what's for breakfast"

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