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144 Big Richard Ribbed Condoms (Exp. Aug 2015) $14.95 + $9.95 Postage @ Spafe

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Enjoy the thrill of living on the edge between pleasure and a lifetime of regret with 144 soon to expire Big Richard Ribbed Condoms!

Can you complete the challenge of safely using 144 condoms in fewer than 132 days?

Or will I inadvertently become the godfather of some brand new OzBargainers?

In all seriousness, these should be safe for distribution between 4 or more mates, a health clinic, or for novelty use.

With the usual Big Richard quality, these ribbed condoms have raised ribs on the outside designed to increase stimulation for both partners during sex.
144 Condoms per pack.
Please note these condoms expire August 2015.

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  • +4

    between 4 or more mates

    Sure, if those mates believe in either gang a jang or swapping partners.

    • +7

      why not both?

      Cue Mexican party

      • +1

        Actually, it works well for gay brothers too.

        • +2

          Statistics show that homosexual African-Americans prefer the term "gay
          soul brother", Honky.

  • +25

    It will be hard, but I'm sure I can rise to the challenge.

    • +6

      Judging by the 200+ clicks, you might be up for some stiff competition.

  • -3

    I prefer to bareback

    • +3

      Does that explain your username?

  • +43

    For some reason girls don't seem to respond well to "I ozbargained 144 condoms, need to use them ASAP"

    • +2

      Tell her she is Big Richard worthy!

  • +3

    nothing says 'bargain' like soon to expire birth control……

    • +9

      How does the condom know when to expire?

  • +2

    I'd love to take up the challenge, not sure OH would agree though

  • +2

    Only 132 days to use them.. I'll take 3 packs.

  • -8

    Is a Big Richard in a hurry to use 144 rubbers the same as a Dick with an uncontrollable blood rush to his Head?

  • +3

    you can use these to make pinatas…. easter is coming anyway.

  • +1

    Packaging reminds me of this - which happens to suggest that any leftover rubbers would make excellent toys/lovers for your pet rabbit, should you have one.

    • condons make for epic water bombs

  • +3

    Here for the condom jokes.

    Can you complete the challenge of safely using 144 condoms in fewer than 132 days?

    I'm feeling the pressure already. Nevertheless, it's pretty good bang for buck at ~$0.17 per condom.

  • +1

    A bargain for Deuce Bigalow

  • +3

    53 +/- 2mm nominal width.

    That doesn't seem as quality controlled as other brands, and is definitely a smaller size than large, especially on the minus- yikes.

    • What's the nominal width of these?

      I looked into this, but couldn't find anything. Hopefully someone will enlighten us…

      EDIT:

      53 +/- 2mm nominal width.

      Ouch! Thanks, did you contact them?

      That doesn't seem as quality controlled as other brands,

      To be fair, every measurement has an associated error, but they're rarely quoted on retail packaging.

      and is definitely a smaller size than large

      So they're even more dangerous than at first glance.

      • +1

        I found it on their website, they have "condom packs" and "condom" categories, eventually you can get the "condoms" category (not the top menu one) and then I clicked on 'ribbed'.

    • -5

      most people here are asians, so the small size is perfect.

  • +1

    is this brand reliable?
    wish they had the option of extended warranty or free refund …

    • +2

      Not sure money back (warranty or refund) on a ~$0.17 condom would rank all that highly on my priority list if it failed on use…

      • No, you return the baby and you get 17c refund

        Don't they have that written on all the condom machines in pubs and unis anymore? ('insert baby here for full refund').

  • +1

    +1 for OP's description

  • +2

    Not sure if 144 pack is enough to cover all the big dick (smith) deals we have here on ozbargain…

  • +2

    Can I seek compensation if these fails before their expiry date? Raising two kids is hard enough, I not sure if I can handle the 3rd

    • +1

      Would have been a hard job creating them too

  • Considering Melbourne weather at the moment, I would consider this investment in temporary raincoats a sound investment.

  • Who could possibly use this many in a year? No one does it everyday!

    • +3

      Its not unheard of. linky

    • +6

      Hell, we were for a couple years before and after getting married. 20 years later and it's all "wtf is it already my birthday again? Each year seems to go by quicker and quicker doesn't it…"

      • and after? Lucky you.

    • We used to!

  • damn, out of stock!!! I was thinking to stock up during winter…

  • 144 condoms for the grossly oversexed.

  • +2

    Has no one ever heard of having a posh wank? I could go through these easily!

  • Wow, soon to expire and out of stock.

  • You lot must truly be ribbing me -Con-dom - get a perspective outlook on your rubbery lives. The male ego is certainly in force here with all the discussion on sizes - is there a try before you buy in the store - that would cause quite a few laughs from any female customers who happen to be passing wearing extremely strong magnifying glasses at the time.
    144 in 132 days - good night boys - sweet dreams & keep your tissue box handy for after your hand shandy.

    • Gave me an interesting idea!

      A condom tailor - made to fit rather than "off the peg".

      Measure the inside leg sir…….

  • -1

    Damn I missed out on a weeks supply :)

    • This is not a bulk buy for adult service owners ;)

  • are there any left in XXL?!

    • Gladwrap bulk pack from Costco.

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