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144 Marquis Condoms $10 at Condom Kingdom Surfers Paradise QLD

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Went into Surfers for breakfast today and walked past Condom Kingdom.
Right out the front they had cartons and cartons of condoms.
Marquis brand (New Zealand company according to what I can read in the photo)

There were boxes of Flavoured (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry), Ultra Thin, and Studded styles..
Each box has 12 packs of 12 in them. Just enough for a weekend and only 7cents a shot.

Use by date is 10th month 2017.

I guess you need to go in store, not online.

Address: 3222 Surfers Paradise Blvd, Surfers Paradise QLD 4217
Phone:(07) 5538 8521

I like their sign… Winter Is Coming, Hopefully You Will Be Too.

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  • +9

    Gross

    • +7

      Which flavour?

    • +1

      Lol. 4 people so far with either limited vocab or no sense of humour.

      • +3

        I plus voted, thought it was clever.
        I guess a lot of people don't realise a dozen dozen is a gross?

        • +1

          I guess a lot of people don't realise a dozen dozen is a gross?

          Thanks Mr Exposition!

          ¬_¬

        • @Scrooge McDuck:

          yeah, I know, but people were downvoting their comment so I guess sometimes ya gotta explain it.

        • +3

          @PVA:

          Some people here are idiots.

          Perhaps new users should be required to pass an English proficiency exam before downvoting privileges are instated.

  • +4

    Schoolies is early this year.

  • +9

    But OzBargainer's masturbate - it's cheaper and safer

    • +4

      Apparently, healthy too.

    • +2

      But OzBargainer's masturbate - it's cheaper and safer

      These are for posh OzBargainers and special occasions.

      • Like coming of age

  • +1

    In for the franger puns

    • +1

      In for the NZ puns

  • +7

    12 times a month for 12 months….married people, move on, 143 of these will expire before you get chance to use 'em

    • +3

      12 times per month for married people is a pretty good strike rate imo…

    • +2

      But I am assuming that it will be married ozbargainers, and you can't let things go to waste……

      • +2

        You are a very optimistic person.

      • +3

        Gotta use them inside out, which allows for double usage!

        • +1

          Yuck

  • +18

    Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

    To be sure, to be sure.

  • There'll be few people coming for the weekend.

  • don't think a box of these be much use once you got kids … 'the joyful horror' would bug you for 3 years before 'IT' will leave you alone and let you get back to business in the bed room

  • 》implying cheapskate ozbargainers get any

  • +13

    There were boxes of Flavoured (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry)

    Neapolitan just got interesting

  • Tried a variety of brands…never heard of this brand are they similar to Ansell regular ones.Anyway good bang for the buck spent

    • it says 56mm, thats standard ansell size I thought .

      • +1

        Ansell standard is 54mm pretty sure. Durex is mostly 56mm.

      • And lets not get started on length.

        • Jokes aside, just make sure it has passed the relevant ISO standards (at the very least) - ISO 4074 for natural latex condoms.

          A quick google search indicates that this brand is subsidised under recommendation by PHARMAC in New Zealand so it is probably good.

        • @Fiximol:
          looking at my photo, the box says iso 4074 2002

        • +1

          @PVA: looking at my four boxes and they are all ISO standard. All set for the next few months.

        • @chyawala:

          Could you review the product?

          What's in the Shot Pack?

        • +1

          @Scrooge McDuck:
          looking at the original photo, it says Shot Pack - one condom and one lube sachet.

  • +1

    It should be subsidised by the government, or make them available for free just like in Africa.

    • +3

      I agree. The government should have to pay for ALL my discretionary purchases.

    • +2

      Would the condition be that it was all in the missionary position?

  • +2

    Sheepish joke about Aussies refining the Condom by taking the intestines out of the sheep first!

  • +2

    awesome for single guy like me who will probably not get laid again,will keep the sheets from going crispy so quick

  • Chivalry (Surfers style) suggests condoms should be worn when groping drunk slappers trying to sleep in the gutters near Cavill.

  • +1

    give me 144 years and i still be lucky 2 use 1!.

  • -5

    Q: How do you reuse a condom?
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    :)

    A: You turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it.

    • Then it gets to come back again

  • Why is it studded?

    • I dunno, why?

    • +1

      Different strokes for different folks I guess.

  • That would be if ewe like a stud ram.

  • Use by date is 10th month 2017.

    So……October 2017?

    • No, the 10th Month.
      :)

      • In terms of determining when you can using these, all timeframes are referenced in months.

        For example, in a one-on-one situation there are (generally) only 3 weeks to a calendar month.

      • Babies take 9 months…..so by the 10th month you'll really know if they worked or not

  • Drove through surfers today, plenty of boxes still left.

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