You do know how budgets work, right?
I'm not so sure. I can verify the government always gives it to me without lube.
I bail. none of my $#&?! business.
definitely not a frrebie - it's a freebie.
Trust an extremist to be the one lurking outside sexual health clinics
I know right, that jerk for helping you out!
i don't know if i'd want to risk stuff like this being free regardless of it being gov. funded or not. i'd rather spend the money and know it's good quality and not been sat in a jar for 2 years.
I'm sure the government would put your life at risk.
I think scorp is referring to the life sentance that is accidental preggers.
Can always…ya know… pull out
Price is right, but this will be another one of those purchases that will collect dust in my room ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You're doing it wrong.
He cant be wrong if he's not doing it.
I have been signing up for free condoms and stuff probably about 3 times in the last 5 years and at no time did I ever receive any so not bothering with this.
I'm sorry you didn't receive any.
I never receive any anyway.
So why did you sign up for it?
@djlee:
Well I didn't this time. But in the past I always thought that by having condoms I would have sex… But I should have known that this wasn't going to be the case as I have had a fitbit for 2 years and not once gone for a recreational walk.
Your fitbit might be recording false readings then!
Pretty sure that if you're complaining about not getting free rubbers (3 times!), then even if you had got them, they'd be past their use by date by now.
Where's NSW? Can't let this slide..
Oops.. hard to see on a mobile..screen-Size does matter..
we tightarses need not to repopulate the earth. is that what you're saying??!!
this is a new level of nanny state :)
Exactly.
Don't worry about being a tightarse. Deal includes lube.
shame most of ozb could never take advantage of this great deal.
The free lube may assist
stick it to the back of your car just incase someone kisses it
One bottle of spermicidal lube!?!
Thanks, i'll need them for the next election.
Read election as erection. But I guess that could work as well
I wish i misspelled
where does it says free?
Its not advertised with a price, nor does it say free, its there for the taking.
I think I am due for more than just a condom and lube job…. Do they offer a full service?
(….oops….)
It's the Government some people would say you are already getting royally (profanity)
Free Condom and Lube
So I'm supposed to go 5 fives times a weekend ?
(Just joking).
(Just joking)… it's actually at least 7.
Unfortunately, the people that should take advantage of this sort of thing don't, and continue to breed.
If anyone'd actually had the good fortune to have a need one of these, they'd've discovered it's about as much fun as having a bit of gladwrap taped around your member. They are nice and thick and virtually guaranteed not to break. They're free, but they cost you in sensation and overall satisfaction. You'd be better off saving a bit of time and asking for a handjob.
Lol lol lol!
Was this 3 years ago?
My mates and I for keks gave out the thumbs of rubber garden gloves to a kid and told them it was free condoms!
He actual believed it…
…someone sounds sore
I'm old enough to be your pappy, son (fortunately for both of us I can afford decent contraception).
I'm 47… you must be really old
does the old dog have other tricks apart from visiting mrs palmer and her five daughters?
They have always been free. That's where i get my supply from.
First that car rego 'deal' and now this 'deal'. What's next? That discount when you pay your car rego early?
Do they have size XXL? Asking for myself
My pull out game has been weak lately
I know where to get free Herpes/syphilis/gonorrhea … maybe I should post that as a deal too!
![Free Condom and Lube from All Sexual Health Clinics [Australia-wide]](https://files.ozbargain.com.au/n/45/286245.jpg?h=5c71f370)
This is not a frrebie. It's part of the harm minimization program and is paid for out of tge health budget.