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Donald Trump Toilet Paper $2.10 US (~$2.74 AU) Delivered @ AliExpress
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@infinite: Sorry, I thought I was dealing with adults capable of normal comprehension when I wrote that. Your conclusion doesn't even vaguely represent what I wrote. Let me put it into simple terms for you. Fact is Americans don't care enough about their political systems enough to be bothered to register to vote, then actually vote on the day, so some would say maybe they got what they deserved. Does that help? It means what it says, not what your rw brain suggested it meant.
Whether a better turnout would have given a different result or an even bigger win to Trump is anyone's guess. Only opinion polls in every state would provide a guide to that and none exists afaik.
Breitbart - the birthplace of intellectualism & Drumpf's wise insights…..
Think about every time Trump kiss your *ss. Noooooooo
just worrying its not safe for my *$$
So where is the bargain?
If Donald himself used this it would be like putting Lipstick on a dead pigs ass. ;-)
Very expensive toilet paper?
Hey anything with Trumps face on it is gonna be a little extra, that's just how he rolls.
Blondie brains TP was considerably dearer wasn't it? Proving all advertising is good :->
It doesn't get good reviews on product review. Can someone please tell me how many ply it is and whether they have actually used it on their arse before I pull the trigger on this one.
It's clearly fake toilet paper, probably transparent and highly unlikely to be capable of doing the job. In short, a perfect replica of the narcissist who currently occupies the white House.
Sold out
It's a great product. You're going to love it. It's true, it's the best
Bought it after he won the election and it arrived just in time for his inauguration.
Not great quality. I scraped my anus using it…sigh. I just use it for blowing my nose, now.
Can we ban all these haters here. This is not funny, it's childish and offensive.
TRUMP DID NOT START WW3.
TRUMP DID NOT CRASH THE WORLD ECONOMY
TRUMP DID NOT LOSE FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.
ACCEPT IT AND SHUT UP!This public announcement was brought to you by…
He hasn't started ww3 yet but he's going about it the right way. Redneck racists are to blame. The same thing with the Hansonites is bubbling away here.
This public announcement was brought to you by…
…the IRS
TRUMP HAS NOT RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS, AS HE PROMISED ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.
Bad Guy!
I think it's going to be an exciting 4 years. He's unpredictable and a pretty unique president the likes of none we've ever seen.
On the positive side, the stock markets have gone up since he was elected as has the AUD.
When there are majorly winners, there are minority losers.
I think the answer to just about everything you have said is "yet". Then again he has been reversing on his policies so hard he is leaving skid marks. The man is just one tweet away from causing a major incident. BTW - Shouting like that is not a great way to get across your point, it tends to indicate a bullying nature. I wonder who that reminds me of.
Yet. C'mon man it's only been 3 weeks give him at least a month before the first nuke is launched.
This public announcement was brought to you by…
PPIL -People for the Promtion of Ignorance and Lies? One Nation? The KKK? Murdoch? Fake news and conspiracy theory websites?
You could buy 10 and TP a lefties house
This is one case where Trump won't sue for royalties. :D
Imagine him complaining about it during the 3am toilet tweets and headlines on tomorrow's papers.
Is this single or double layer?
fk you Trump - you're an oxygen theif
oxygen theif
Thief.
So is everone who breathes.
Would using this product constitute ones morning constitutional as unconstitutional?
morning constitutional
You run every morning? Maybe stock up big then
Morning constitutional also means taking a shit. You should look it up sometime……….
this deal is yuge!
extremely bigly. I can't hold it in my tiny hands.
I especially appreciate the fact that his mouth is open in that photo.
As an independent and someone who thinks it's pathetic the reaction of the far-left to their election annihilation, even I don't see the point in downvoting or disliking stuff like this at all.
I bought a heap of this TP last time the deal was posted and between my colleague & I at work, we replaced everyone's tissues with this / covered someone's monitor with it / keyboards / chairs / put them in between receipts for the Accounts R&P stooges / etc……..
You can have all sorts of fun with it & it's a win-win because you can do hilarious things with it weather you love Trump, hate him, or are indifferent. Everyone get's a kick or a wipe out of it. The only real downside I can see to it is that it's not made in the US.
People should just get the hell over it.
He was vote in as President by the American people and he doing everything that he promise to do in the election runup.
Now alot of people are acting like surprised with this actions FFS.
Unlike our past grubby prime ministers who make promises and lie again and again.Social Justice Warriors.
People with IQs above 80 and better than averages EQs?
He was vote in as President by the American people and he doing everything that he promise to do in the election runup.
Ummm ……. where is his tax return?
LOLZ…Have to give credit to the folks who come up with such stuff.
Horrible quality toilet paper would not recommend wiping ass with
Making Ass****s Great Again #MAGA
Saving us from butt hurt SJW shits one wipe at a time!The Trump Derangement Syndrome continues by the butt hurt. Imagine if the other side won and they came out with hillary toilet paper. I would even say that was pathetic. it's passive aggressiveness to the saddest level.
don't worry guys just listen to your shrink, keep taking your psych meds and stay in your safe spaces.
Meanwhile the destruction of the marxist agenda continues! :D
You've presumably missed Trump and others in his administration cosying up to the Commies? Don't forget to check under your bed tonight. Probably no room for a red what with all the conspiracy theories 'n all.
They'll happily take Russians any day of the week over assorted Jihadi's and Saudi's like Hillary & DNC friends actively sought out & took money from. Besides, people realise this isn't the cold war now. Russia is just another trade partner like any other.
Good to see you're right up on national security issues.
@Possumbly:
National Security hmmm. It's become an excuse to abuse ordinary people's rights.
'Population Security' is needed badly IMO to fight this farcical practice.@ggrant: agree - in some cases. However the notion that Russia under Putin isn't a security risk for the western world is both ignorant and puerile.
@ggrant: not that I understand your meaning (English is my first language), but I suggest you read the whole section to see why I made my original comment. If you need some references to security issues surrounding Russian foreign policy try google.
Is a meme really worth $2.74?
Evidently many disagree with me here, but I don't believe $2.74 is worth it for comedic effect, aesthetics, memes, political protesting or whatever else an individual may class this as.
How about $2.30?
I don't believe any amount for something like this is really justifiable.
Whining about another countries political situation is usually free, paying even $2.30 for such a thing isn't a bargain. I would also assume whining would be more effective than purchasing toilet paper.
For anyone buying as some kind of weird symbol of affiliation or fandom - printing out a picture of Donald Trump is free at your local library. Paying $2.30 for similar still is not a bargain. Also I would argue a picture would be more fitting than toilet paper, lol..
As for those buying it as a meme and/or for comedic purposes… I'm sure you can find higher quality content online for free, surely.
Legitimately the most understandable use I've seen in this thread is TPing a lefties house… Which is bloody pathetic, but I could understand why certain people may see $27 for such a thing as good value for money. If your aim was to protest and make a point (and show affiliation or support for Trump), this would be worth the $27… But that's still pathetic and I really hope no one's actually buying these for such a purpose. Other than this, I legitimately can't think of how anyone, sane or not, can believe these are worth the $2.74.
Couldn't agree more.
My negative vote was nullified due to my comment "Very expensive toilet paper?" receiving too many negs.
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@Possumbly: How are you claiming you didn't suggest Trump won via poor voter turnout, when your prior comment was: "Fact is Americans don't care enough about their political systems enough to be bothered to register to vote, then actually vote on the day, so some would say maybe they got what they deserved."
As the saying goes on political forums - If it looks like a con, quacks like a con, then it's likely a con.