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1c increase, but works out to be better with CR's 10%.
Stop being a hater
There is plenty to dislike about most politicians platforms, and Trump was pretty light on detail, so I don't think it likely you'll find lots of people warming to him.
But I agree with you that tantrums aren't a useful way to provide political opposition.
That said, it isn't a valid reason to neg a deal.Even more so when I haven't said I hate or like Trump.
Then whats the point in reposting it. It's exactly the same deal as before
Indeed.
I have a noble leaders of history collection of toilet papers that includes Ghandi, Churchill, MLK, Jesus, Mandela and Lincoln.
I find the medium of toilet tissue celebrates their legacy.
@Clear:
it wouldn't work either way.If I hate them, not a good idea to make peace and if I love them don't think love would last long O_o
What if I neither hate or love?
Stay constipated - you can be like Trump, full of shitt.
He's mastered that, unfortunately us others can't be constipated for long.
Didn't know paper makes u having diarrhoea.
This isn't tantrums it is satire; albeit a rather crude version of it. Humour is a very effective way to show your opposition to something you disagree with, particularly with someone so think skinned and pompous as Trump is. I did love someone calling him Trumplethinskin. You want to see tantrums have a good look at Trump on any given day.
But he's an idiot who lives in alternate reality
I don't know what you mean; I for one believe Trump when he says it was a sunny day at his inauguration even though there are countless videos, photos, that one guy who who was there that said "God blesses us with rain and it rained when you stood at the podium", because all of that is FAKE NEWS
mostly likely made from old election material
I guess you will have to use this with your left hand
I hope that doesn't mean what i think it means!
John Safran did it with Obama…
Jesus, nostalgia rush when I read that name… probably well over half a decade since I've seen him.. is he, still around? :o Loved his stuff!
Toilet paper cheaper at Coles or Woolworths.
Do they have trump toilet paper? Nope… different product.
There will be shit on it once your done with it what's the difference then?
You buy this pre-sh!ted, thats the difference.
Good point!
@punkman: always feels better doing things for yourself and since this is ozbargain you save some money over this item as well.
This toilet paper? Think you're comparing apples and lemons. As far as I can tell one is paper with which to wipe your @rse, the other a roll of paper depicting, to use an American expression, an @arse-wipe.
Title says "toilet paper".
Plenty of people have comic reading material in their dunnies I believe. This could easily be a value added product - eg a remedy for constipation. On that basis alone it deserves a vote
@Possumbly: this does not have any words on it. It's toilet paper which is cheaper elseware.I gave it a vote.
@Axelstrife: actually it's a multiple use/value product. A laxative, a political statement/sendup, AND someone cashing in on sentiment.
why bother with paper at all, your hand is a reusable wiper!
Did you just say you..
59 days delivery time.
Could be President Pence by the time the toilet paper arrives.
Or mein furher Trump.
My bet is on Steve Bannon.
I ordered 4 rolls right after the first Presidential Debate. Arrived just in time for the inauguration.
you're wrong, it's gonna be president West, Kanye West
Noooo, he is probably worse than Trump. Just waiting for when they reintroduce segregation.
This toilet paper is great toilet paper. It is the best toilet paper. Believe me. We know how to do this stuff. We're going to make toilet paper great again. We're going to build a wall of toilet paper. And we're going to make it pay for itself.
Whose gonna pay for it? Toilet Paper J Trump is, that's who!
Sad!
How good are these at wiping off all the losers' salty tears?
You can kiss it, frame it along with your other Trump paraphernalia, carry a sheet around in your wallet or use it as it deserves to be used. Win win surely?
I think Ivana try this toilet paper…
Terrible (but I upvoted)!
*Made in Mexico
So it's wallpaper then ???
Great combination when used together with Clinton toilet paper
I tried the Clinton one but unfortunately it leaked everywhere.
And was funded by the Saudi`s
Sounds like sandpaper
NOW we are talking !
Can't be found.
Works! 3000 left for anyone wondering since this deal expired.. oh and a slightly higher estimated delivery date ceiling.
Man you guys are still using toilet paper? There are so many better ways to clean your ass nowadays !!
The three seashells?
I still havent figured out how to use those!
haha he doesnt know how to use the 3 sea shells!
Like climbing up a banana tree then sliding back down?
Still waiting for the bidet deal on here..
Elaborate? :)
Melania has bought a ton of these…
Wouldn't this be as rough as sandpaper!
Nah sandpaper has more ply.
and grit.
wait - all these replys and not a single one about how at he promised he would grab them by the p**** and now he can!?!
Broke the record for a president to reach majority unpopularity - 8 friggin days!!!
Previous worst was Bill Clinton at 572 days.He was majorly unpopular on election day.
Independent polling done today shows Trump with a 52% favorable rating - http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trum…
Even using the unreliable and manipulated sources from the left of politics, he's still got a positive rating by +1.4% - http://polling.reuters.com/#poll/CP3_2/filters/PD1:1/dates/2…
CNN had a pretty funny segment today where they openly questioned if the majority of Americans were misogynist racists, too, because apparently approval ratings from the majority of registered voters in the US (Republican) have his approval ratings internally at about 90% and going up. I'll see if I can hunt down that clip on Youtube. They all sat together on the panel and acted shocked & surprised that the more they attacked Trump and he responded in kind back at them, the more support Trump gained across the board from everyone except the far-left voters.
Independent polling done today shows Trump with a 52% favorable rating - http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trum…
Even using the unreliable and manipulated sources from the left of politics, he's still got a positive rating by +1.4% - http://polling.reuters.com/#poll/CP3_2/filters/PD1:1/dates/2…
Strange that you should quote the only 2 polls showing a positive to Trump.
On the other hand, RealClearPolitics, in their latest report, shows a net negative of -7.6% across 11 polling outfits (including Rasmussen and Reuters).
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/trump_favorabl…
Interesting, the Fox poll shows -13%. SO BAD!
Yeah, the source your using are the same jokes that had Hillary a 99% of winning the election based up till the last hour of election night, too. There's no debating their lack of credibility.
the source your using are the same jokes that had Hillary a 99% of winning the election based up till the last hour of election night, too.
Did they - can you link to where RCP predicted a 99% probably of a Clinton victory?
Don't worry infinite - perhaps it is an "alternative fact".
If we haven't already, we need to get used to this ……. after all, Trump and his acolytes are credibility-free zones.
DUMB!
Even using the unreliable and manipulated sources from the left of politics
Your humorous claim of political independence was already stretching credibility, this gem confirms the obvious. As the saying goes on political forums - If it looks like a con, quacks like a con, then it's likely a con.
Rasmussen polling is the most accurate in the US. Any media outlet who wants credible numbers uses them. Looks like your the only one doing the quacking in here unfortunately.
@infinite: let me clarify for you. I wasn't questioning the source (someone else has already put that to the sword), I was calling out your increasingly ludicrous claim of being politically "independent". Most rw cons recognise it and own it but for some reason you want to duck (pun intentional) for cover.
@Possumbly: I can completely understand as a supporter of the far left how you would come to that conclusion. I mean, facing reality and applying basic logic is not exactly a strength of yours, neither is it of your political leaning either. I guess ultimately though snide comments, an obstructionist attitude, name calling and desperately grasping at straws is something you'd need to resort to when facing political irrelevance on all levels, so I do feel sad for you. If I was a rw con, I wouldn't be here or making comments at all. You guys on the left love you some frothy mouthed outrage at anything they do, but they couldn't care less about the left at all. To them, anyone on the left (which includes independent schulub's like me from the center) are a bunch of cucks lucky to have their existence even acknowledged. Any argument between a person from the left and a rw con plays out exactly like this meme: http://i.imgur.com/kWJYW8T.png
As an independent, I can see the political arguments both ways. But unfortunately the left completely abandoned it's base long ago and went right off the political spectrum with how extreme they became. The right on the other hand ditched most of their loonies and came back to the center under Trump, so they romped it into the Whitehouse easily, like what was expected. I don't have who I would prefer in power here in Aus & certainly not who's in power back in the US. But I'm 100x happier having a moderate like Trump and his team in power than a bunch of criminals, stooges and Arab-funded extremists like Clinton & co. What really needs to happen next though is the left need to take responsibility for their own horrible failings, start putting together actual policy & stop with the tantrums and tossing the toys out the cot every time the Rep's do anything. It's pathetic and a waste of everyone's time. Name calling and a crybaby attitude will only doom the party & everyone who supports them further into the political limbo they now operate in. The left thinks that obstructing, resisting and creating media narratives is somehow going to achieve anything - but the right becomes stronger by those actions and the center/independents cringe at it because it offers no better solution & shows resorting to deception and lies are the only way they can get people over to their side.
If you can't accept my political position, that's understandable. That's a prime example of what the intolerant left has unfortunately become & we all know that. My sincere hope for your party is that you start nominating and putting into power people that abandon the suicidal Race/Gender/Islamist politics the left have been hijacked by & come back to the center.
@infinite: your "political position" is obvious - time to own it. Hoist with your own petard/betrayed by your own words - take your pick. A common trait of the rabid right is to think they are middle ground. Your comments put you well to the right of the middle, which is both your right and choice. Ignorance often is.
@infinite: neocon detection is straightforward enough in most cases. In yours it was, as the saying goes, a piece of cake.
Donald Dump
Billionaire sociopath.
Poor battler….
This is good for wiping off FAKE POOS
You should see a doctor.
Not fake poos, just alternative kacks
He may be unpopular but he wiped his own backside with the real Hillarys face. Let alone the whole media and election experts.
What's your point? That his win somehow proves his credibility/intelligence? Fact is Americans don't care enough about their political systems enough to be bothered to register to vote, then actually vote on the day, so some would say maybe they got what they deserved. Some have been disenfranchised by conservative state rules but that doesn't account for the tens of millions who couldn't be bothered turning out to elect their "commander in chief."
Simple fact of the matter is , it was a two horse race and Trump won. Attributing Hillary's loss to a lack of American vote turnout is like saying " Usain Bolt didnt deserve to win because nobody was paying attention when he smashing track records after track records." No excuse.
Disenfranchised voters have voted. They're voting with the Status Quo and leaving the responsibility of their future and livelihood to other people to decide on their behalf.
America has a long history of voter dissension and absenteeism. Nothing new here. In with that, they have a long list of dud American presidents. Regan, the Bushes, Nixon, Carter and Clinton.. list goes on..
Read what I said. Simple fact of the matter is…that I didn't suggest Trump won because of poor voter turnout. He won for many reasons, and even though he didn't win the popular vote he won the delegates by a large margin, as required by the system. Australian govts have been instituted on a similar basis in the past.
I don't know what your definition of "disenfranchised" voters is but it's not what you seem to think. I was referring to the well-documented disqualifications and impediments to registration which have been implemented in certain states with the one clear aim of limiting the Democrat vote. My point was that these people (including those who tried to register and were bounced and others who have given up because of these undemocratic impediments) can't be blamed for the lax voter turnout. America like all countries is a nation of enormous contrast and contradiction. A bastion of democracy in many ways and a complete democratic failure in others.
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Price went up 0.o, too many people want to wipe his face in it?