Cheapest I can find on AE :)
- Whether you support Donald Trump or not, there's no denying the hilarity of his unique facial expressions. This novelty toilet paper features one of Trump's most iconic expressions, in all its glory, on every single sheet. So, for the 2016 presidential election, why don't you grab a roll and show Trump your support; or you can show him how you really feel.
- Material: Wood pulp
- Specification:2 ply 240 Sheets
beat me by seconds, #MAGA
Make your Ass Gleam Again!
Make your ass white again.
It'll be very close. California (55), Oregon (7) and Washington State (12) are not online yet and will most likely go to Clinton.
I hope neither party asks for recounts. Really don't want to delay this process anymore.
New York Times predicts that there is a 95% chance of Trump winning…
as i said lower down, hes won the key battleground states already, its a done deal. :)
CA is ALWAYS blue. But what's the difference, he got FL and OH.
'I hope neither party asks for recounts.'
Clinton has just officially conceded… so no chance of that.
No shit BRO !!!!!
Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin
well now, if i buy this, i'll be taking a President Dump
Yep, he's on a roll.
It's 'President-elect'
I assume you're making a Simpsons reference so I'll give you an upvote
That's President Elect Trump to you. Not sworn in yet.
thats president trump to you, thanks :)
Thanks been waiting for a deal on this
Now you can finally go.
Can one use it with tiny hands?
are you sure that paper isnt fake … like his hair?
…some say its made of the same silky material
probably not that useful…as it wont take sh*t from no one!!
it dribbles sh!t and doesn't take any sh*t!
& this would be a perfect accompaniment to your bathroom wall as you wipe - all for $1.23 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/15-2CM-7-6CM-F-K-Donald-Trum…
of course this is coming out of china. Trump gonna screw them hard
give it a week they will be desperately trying to sell this just to make up the loss from all the jobs swinging back to america
hopefully australia can wake up and learn from this…
LOL, yeah that's exactly how it will work mate…
I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message
Adds are getting smarter
Thanks OP. Ordered a few. It will be fun trying to reproduce his bad tan whenever I wipe my ass with it.
His head looks crooked but Hillary's would be more crooked.
Trump is well ahead now. looks like he gonna win…
trumps leading at the moment. guess hillary better like the orange jumpsuit she gonna be wearing if trump gets his way and sends her to jail.
Guess she'll have to help build the Mexican wall :P
No, no… we need more lemon pledge.
hes got it in the bag, already won the swing states so cant lose from here.
i see 3 deluded $hillary supporters voted against you :)
LOL. How can any same person be a supporter of either of these! I can't stand that voting in these bipartisan "democracies" just get down to which candidate is least worse. And for this election, it is like they deliberately tried to find the two worst candidates possible.
I hope this whole s##t show shakes up their whole system, and people there finally realise how broken the system is.
like you, i was initially against trump but the more i paid attention to whats happening over there, how (profanity) corrupt the clintons, hte news agencies over there, corrupt the FBI is over there, frankly trump is possibly the one last chance to save the world specially considering what horrid things are happening all through europe etc.
will he live up to that promise? we have no idea but imho he had to be given a chance. he was the one standout of all the runners
lets hope this forces australian politics Make Australia Great Again
@nosdan: Yeah they are a perfect long term career examples of how corrupt their system is. I mean I can't understand the whole "Lobbyist" setup over there. Everywhere else we'd just label it bribery and corruption, but it is just part of the system. Whoever has the money can get anything done by paying politicians "campaigns" or "foundations".
Interesting times ahead.
@Mobe1969: yep and trump happily admitted that hes used those bribe avenues in hte past because they are (hopefully were) just part of doing business in america. he has vowed to put an end to them
the other big difference is that with the kinda of businesses he runs hes seen the effect on him and his businesses by throwing all the money, jobs amd investments offshore and i hope he changes it to look after america first and keep the money cycling locally not flushing it away overseas
If Trump wins, orange is the new black
specially for hillary
And my TV… his orange face is gonna mess with my contrast settings.
**Orange is the new Barrack
Well I guess Trump was right…the elections are rigged.
they actually were
1) voting machines several times "accidentally" changed trump votes to clinton, no reports i have seen that its ever changed a vote away from clinton anywhere in the country
2) in VA hillary won by 60,000 votes after the governor there allowed 60,000 felons to vote
3) in florida they were busted stuffing votes in for hillary
but trump still managed to win. good finally triumphs evil
don't you mean evil triumphs evil?
Pretty terrible how corrupt the entire system is. Just depressing.
I wonder what sort of felons the 60000 the governor gave pardons too were?
@Martijn:
Hah yes. Voting in one of our bipartisan dictatorships (I mean democracies) is like asking if you would like to have your left hand cut off, or your right hand. The answer is "none, but if I had to make a choice, I'd loose the one I didn't write with"….
@Mobe1969: some were murdered on long sentences who are already locked back up on more murder charges
it really is so bad over there its scary and aus is heading down the same path blindly, making all the same bad mistakes.
@nosdan: Jeez, that is just unbelievable. I do hope this triggers some sort of change / backlash against the utter idiocy that it has deteriorated to.
@Martijn: don't you mean evil 'trumps' evil? :P
I also heard that's how bernie sanders lost Against Clinton
lol the Question Mark trumps the known evil… we will see what the seventh level does to Trump in the coming week
trump the racist sexual deviant is the good guy ? i think you might have to buy a new moral compass..
If is was made from his hair, I would buy and use this exclusively…..
Synthetic fibres will clogg your drain
That tag
my wife just used it.. the toilet paper grabbed her by the p***y
Yeah, I was about to say. I really, really don't want that on my privates.
I wouldn't buy this since
sh!t hasn't stuck to him at all so far
Buy and use it if you want Trump to grab you by the shit-hole.
Reported for spam? Two guesses who they were.
You win AliExpress. No one can top this.
Constipated Trump.
Good for grabbing something…
If only there is Abbott suppositories.
All the jokes aside, love or hate him, anyone paying 5 times more for a toilet roll is obviously stupid and so is your vote.
Nup, a perfect use of my money. Looking forward to having him wipe my ass.
Suit yourself hero. Just keep in mind that he's not actually wiping your ass, you are.
I'm happy enough with the metaphor.
This is by far the most ridiculous yet appropriate item I've ever seen posted on OzBargain, ever.
Good find!
Can you do me a favour and remind the Wall Street Journal that all Australians are disgusting misogynists because Germaine Greer (yeah, the feminist) said that Julia Gillard had a big ass. Most other newspapers followed suit. We gotta make up our mind if personal attacks on a politician are appropriate or not.
personal attacks on a politician are appropriate or not.
Absolutely, as long as they are of the opposite political view of those making up their mind, thats been a standard for eternity
Now that trump has clinched the presidency, this can be used by Clinton fans to wipe their teardrops.
My new morning routine - Dump & Trump
best deal of the day thanks op
The SHIT will complain!
I want a Hillary version so she can lick me clean.
it could be the alternative cure to vasectomy!
Using shit to wipe shit
Salty salty tears…glorious.
If Trump gets royalties from the use of his photo on the paper, I will not buy it. Why pay him!?
It's from China. They literally have no word in their language for 'royalties' or 'copyright'
Not true,
No word for FOREIGN royalties….
Chinese - English
版權 - copyright
That's President of the Universe to you. Now wipe away
now that trumps president there is going to be hell toupee….
Made in Gina
Is it recycled? Or do we have to beat the sh*t out of it ourselves?
What is the normal price?
That's PRESIDENT Trump to you.