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Floral Suit $69.95 Delivered @ Lowes

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Lowes have a FREE shipping sitewide promotion today only.

These floral suits were a hit last time this was posted with Scab getting himself a new suit!

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  • +16 votes

    Does it make the wearer look more like a pimp or a drug dealer?

  • +14 votes

    SWEET THANKS!!!!
    Ill wear this to my upcoming flower power interview.

  • +50 votes

    Thanks OP, this will look good on me at my next court appearance :)

    • +10 votes

      Saul Goodman?

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        It's all good man

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      Dont forget the flower pot as a hat

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      How many vinos did you have before you pulled the trigger and bought the suit?

      • +1 vote

        Probably more sane if I drank some vino before buying the suit or making other tough life decisions lol :P

  • +39 votes

    Perfect timing, i've got a job interview tomorrow.

    • +16 votes

      I am interviewing someone tomorrow. You better rock up in this suit!

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    OZB official wear!

  • +2 votes

    Good for my mother in law.

  • +95 votes

    Perfect suit to wear to court. Magistrate will immediately dismiss the charges based on mental health issues.

    • +1 vote

      Or have you committed…

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      Or jail you for contempt of court….

  • +1 vote

    Valentine's day present sorted for lifetime.

  • +5 votes

    😂 Looks like a good match for my Grandma's handbag.

    • +5 votes

      I was thinking curtains - great for hide'n'seek.

  • +5 votes

    that dude is trippin balls….

  • +7 votes

    This is the best post I've ever seen on here

  • +8 votes

    Love one of the reviews: "The suit is very comfortable and my friends on Facebook love the colour design of the suit after I posted a picture of me wearing it"

    • +2 votes

      Probably only place they can post their photo, after they lost all their real life friends after buying the suit :p

  • +6 votes

    I'm getting one for when I play Splatoon with the kids !!!

  • +4 votes

    anyone know where I can get a cane and matching hat?

    • +1 vote

      You can get the cane from Citizen Cane, and matching hats usually blow from the wind down the street straight under your cane.

  • +21 votes

    Perfect for when you need to blend in… to curtain… at your in-laws…

  • +5 votes

    Ordered. Going to play hide and seek with my kids this upcoming Floriade and can never be found!

  • +3 votes

    Melbourne Cup suit sorted!

  • +3 votes

    Should come with the caution.. "Do not wear the suit in high bee density areas, unless you work at the bee farm".

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    Already out of stock? Unable to select any of the sizes.

  • +3 votes

    +vote for just the picture and whoever came up with the idea of the suit.
    and hell no, i aint buying one

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      You know you want to.

  • +3 votes

    Floral suit OzBargain meetup?

  • +3 votes

    So where does one stick the carnation?

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    Anyone who can pull this off is a champion style-master in my eyes.

    Plus, where else are you going to find a suit for that price?

    • +2 votes

      Thailand or Vietnam.

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        So true. That exact style too!

  • +1 vote

    bought….now where to find some vase-shoes???

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    What a deal. Craig sager rolling in grave right now.

  • +4 votes

    Perfect for hunting.

  • +7 votes

    Do I need this? Absolutely (profanity) not. Am I seriously considering buying this? That is another question altogether..

  • +4 votes

    lovely cut

  • +4 votes

    shouldn't be too hard to spot the ozbargainer in the street, once the delivery of these start to arrive

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      What if they purchased early and paid full price?

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    Schmexy

    • +3 votes

      You too can be schmexy for the low price of 200 schmeckles!

  • +2 votes

    delivered required to avoid in-store humiliation? lol… good suit for a gag

  • +4 votes

    It's been OzBargained :(

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      This. I was in the middle of getting my friends to get one with me. Too late now. The only size left is "scrawny".

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    Just in time for ANZAC day.

  • +1 vote

    genuiinely considering this o.O

  • +3 votes

    Floriade 2017 sorted.

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      I'll be a display of my own.

  • +2 votes

    perfect COMBO with the HAVAIANAS THONGs, also on ozbargin now for $10…

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    LOL - It should be under Secret Men's Business Suits.

  • +1 vote

    Damn, all sold out. That's possible the best suit I've ever seen.

  • +2 votes

    So annoyed I don't have a boyfriend to buy this for haha…

    • +5 votes

      But it for a future boyfriend who will then always show up on your birthday, at your work and in front of your friends/family with flowers like the good boyfriend he is.

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      Maybe you can give it to an ex?

  • +1 vote

    Wow some people actually bought it??

  • +1 vote

    man I missed out

  • +4 votes

    would it be bad taste for a funeral?

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      It depends; I've attended 2 funerals where the deceased's plan requested bright cheerful colours.

  • +25 votes

    How did this go 'Out of Stock'?? WHO THE HELL IS BUYING THIS?

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      lol my thoughts exactly.

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        Broden will

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      Who the hell isn't?!

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      I genuinely would have. I would totally rock this!

  • +7 votes

    If you missed out, you can get the vest! It's not the best, but you'll pass the test.
    http://www.lowes.com.au/productdetail.aspx?pid=20412

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      Tempting… but it just doesn't say as much as that suit.

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      Sweeeet, you can make it a three piece!

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        Sold out too :(

    • +2 votes

      I want one made of real Gorilla chest, see my vest, see my vest.

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      oh my eyes want to vomit looking at that vest hahah!

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    This man deserves a standing ovation and so do others who buy this.

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      Buying it is easy…. wearing it out requires more balls and less brains.

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    Sold out? Was trying to get all my bros to buy and wear it the same time to bring camouflage to the party.

  • +2 votes

    My friend wore this to formal a few years ago. It was everyones favorite suit

  • +1 vote

    How can you make this post without adding the matching vest?!?!

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    Still showing 40/34R in stock … be quick!

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    Damn.. missed out on this deal.. :( LOL

  • +2 votes

    I'm genuinely disappointed that I missed out on this.

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    Matt Ballin too busy modelling and not playing for the tigers

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    Wot n ternation??

  • +1 vote

    Damn it! Sold out. Now what am I going to wear to the funeral?!

  • +1 vote

    Some people here have a very expensive sense of humor…

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    and with the inevitable playboy mansion orgy that would follow after wearing this in public, you can tell the girls in the morning to wake up & smell the cotton/spandex mix,

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    I don't want to look like a moving Christmas Tree 🎄😄

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    Its good Camouflage if you wanna bug out at the Royal botanical gardens.

  • +2 votes

    Worth buying just to see the look on my client's faces for my next meeting.

  • +1 vote

    Just out of curiosity - did anyone here buy one of these suits?

  • +4 votes

    Sold out?! OzB has got a lot of balls (courageous men).