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Meat Socks $0.97 USD (~$1.27 AUD) Delivered @ AliExpress

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meat socks.
US 97cents delivered.
get some meat on your feet.

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  • +6

    Wtf…? Was just thinkin today I'd like to wrap a pork sausage round my foot. Wait…

    • YOU wanted to wrap a WHAT around you what😲

  • Yeah why not

  • +11

    perfect for my vego friends….

  • +1

    What about wrapping a foot around my pork sausage?

    • +3

      You should represent Australia in gymnastics.

  • Waaaiiiittt…

    Spaghetti Bolognese!

    • +1

      I hate that ad. I'm thankful they shortened it at least.

      • It's because the lead actor is everything we hate about millennials.

        • It has a lead actor? Are we both talking about the Foxtel ad?
          I just hate it because it sounds creepy AF with all those people hive-minding…

        • @Tihocan: Yeah the girl. "Did you watch it? UUHvBbBbVbhGhhhhhh…"

        • @Putnum: I suppose… the only one I really remember is spaghetti bolognese girl because she's the last one.

        • +1

          @Tihocan: And the first one. She starts and ends the commercial.

        • @Putnum: I don't understand that whole "SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE!!" thing - what does that have to do with Foxtel?

      • You watch ads still?

  • +5

    Lady Gaga approves this deal

  • -1

    Wasn't this post deleted a few hours ago?

    • +8

      I'll have to steak that out Jv

      • +2

        Let's meat after that to discuss.

        No more offal jokes though…

        • +2

          Oh come on, let's be rashernal about this.

        • +1

          I'm not putting my foot in it again.

        • +2

          @lookatthesizeofthat: stop hamming it up.

        • +4

          @altomic:

          I rang the hotline to find out if they had any other pork related clothing. All I could hear was crackling.

          I figure no worries, I'll email. Now they're spamming me!

        • +3

          JV - you're the wurst!

        • +2

          @thebargainhunter:

          you're the wurst!

          What a load of bologna!

        • +1

          @jv:

          I think they're turducken the question, jv!

  • +3

    Damn… came here thinking there was a deal on condoms…

    • +2

      You wanted something for your pork sword?

  • Great for feet fetish mates

  • Great for those who don't hesitate to put foot in the mouth.

  • who's the ning-nong who bought 20 pairs? fess up.

    • A butcher?

      • A baker?

        • +3

          A candlestick maker?

        • -1

          @Scab: god my god
          my dog has a broken leg
          grip this grab that have that
          an empty bag
          grip this grab that have that
          an empty plug in

          and ones a friend of mine
          and ones a gemini
          and ones a friend of mine
          oh wait I'll wait a while

          really shouldn't bring that other guy

          dig begin
          this pad has a bigger grid
          grip this bag have that
          an empty bag
          grip this grab that have that
          an empty plug in

          at once a bend of mind
          and one gets left behind
          at once a bend of mine
          oh wait I'll wait a while

          really shouldn't bring that other guy

          source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/p/pandabearlyrics/butcherbake…

        • +1

          @Scab: Gerry Harvey?

        • @altomic: he'll be selling them in his stores to support Australian jobs, they will have a huge markup, extended warranty also for 15-30% of the sale price.

  • +2
    • Yes, but seller has <500 feedback so couldn't post that seller

      • Fair enough. We'll see if mine arrive then!

  • +1

    Can you get maple cured rasher bacon undies?

    • Hitting the town tonight in style I see Scab, just need that limo.

  • +3

    there's no reason why i need it but i really really want it….. 😀

    • +5

      Nobody needs meat socks.

      • +3

        Good point lol

  • +2

    Negative. I'm a meat popsicle

    • Smoke youuuuuuu!

  • +1

    Perfect for my job interview at the meat abattoir or PETA

  • +1

    …like are these halal?

  • +1
    • Hi, I previously posted those but the seller has <95% feedback so the post was removed.

  • any socks are meat socks, really.

  • +2

    don't wear these when you wanna vege out..

  • +16

    These are business socks.
    You can wear them to meatings.

    • +3

      Get out ——>

  • Something smells about this deal

  • +1

    It's winter. Can I buy only one?

  • That meat has some quality marble going on.

  • +1

    +1 vote for sizzling comedy 8^D

  • meat socks arrived today. my daughter loves them.

    quality - yeah, ok for $1.27 delivered. but I wouldn't want to pay any more than that for them.

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