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[NSW] Save 70% (from $350- $700) on LipoBlast Non-Surgical Fat Reduction Treatment (Barangaroo & Chatswood) @Rejuv Australia

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LipoBlast is the newest, non-surgical fat reduction treatment. If you have stubborn pockets of fat that won’t go away no matter how healthy your diet or how much you exercise LipoBlast can help.

We believe so strongly in LipoBlast, we’re offering eligible patients their first treatment at 70% off saving you between $350 - $700 depending on area treated.

So why wait, book your complimentary consultation today and feel fabulous this February!

Offer ends Feb 28.

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  • +7

    LipoBlast can help.

    LOL

  • +6

    Peer reviewed medical evidence please.

    • +3

      It most likely got destroyed by the large focused ultrasound energy and then underwent coagulative necrosis discombobulation. Sciencey words

    • +5

      Clearly not required. They '…believe so strongly…' is a higher standard than any peer reviewed study could meet.

      At least homeopathy is not likely to do you harm (beyond failing to seek evidence-based treatment, of course).

      I'd be taking this message from Rejuv Australia with a pinch of salt (and diluted by 1,000,000 or so fold).

      Me? I'll take two Eneloops and I'll call the Dr if pain persists.

      /sarcasm

  • +4

    Make sure your Energy intake < energy expenditure. There u go fatties.

    • +6

      So eat less Eneloops?

      • -1

        But mine are charged by eating dr oetker's pizza

  • +3

    Snake oil is probably more effective.

  • +1

    Paging PJC

    On another note, is there a way to tag someone in a deal? LOL

  • +3

    I'll give everyone here a free fat blasting tip.

    See the faq on how to filter out posts from the likes of Coles, Woolies, Lindt, Domino's, u er eats, Maccas, etc

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/wiki/help:faq_beginner#how_can_…

    Most importantly it'll leave more fatty & sugary deals for me! Mowhahahha

  • +1

    Why is it so expensive?

    • Expensive compared to what?

      • +1

        If the savings are between $350 to $700 for just the first treatment, the whole lot must cost thousands.
        Why so expensive for non surgical treatments?

        • +2

          I'm guessing it's because the treatment includes subliminal audio tapes. I knew someone who bought some to listen while sleeping, but he received the wrong cassettes. One morning, his daughter asked him if his weight-loss tapes were working and he replied with "Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety." Good times.

  • +2

    So this isn't the "Brazilian herbal fat burner" pill that is an outright scam perpetuated by bottom-feeding scum-sucking algae, it's the dated and oft refuted "ultrasonic break up the fat globules so the fat fairies can take them away" scam perpetuated by bottom-feeding scum sucking algae.

    I hope you wake one morning and see your true self in the mirror.

  • +1

    I think I sprained my fat.

  • +2

    Scam.

  • +1

    Sellers don't just create a post and then never check it again.

    I have given you well over 24 hours to respond with any medical evidence that this works.

    As you have chosen not to respond I can only conclude that you have no evidence that this works and it is therefore not a bargain at any price.

    • +2

      I can't imagine why it is 70% off.

  • +3

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/wiki/help:store_representative
    Expected Behaviour
    It is recommended that reps respond to comments and reasonable enquiries about their deal, product or service. To assist with this, reps are automatically subscribed their deal posts.

    • +1

      I'm not sure that people asking about the science behind these sorts of 'treatments' would sound like 'comments and reasonable enquiries' to the deal poster. Selective hearing at work…

      • +1

        … thus indicating Associated OP is not taking OzBargain seriously.

        • +1

          Well… I try not to take OzBargain too seriously myself. Hi @JV! OTOH, JV seems to be joining the Forces of Good on this occasion!

          I suspect that the OP IS taking OzBargain very seriously (and is currently hiding under a large piece of flameproof masonry). :-)

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