About 2 weeks ago I just had a shower and had heaps on my mind and an appointment to attend.
Came out of the shower and accidently grabbed the can of hairspray instead of deodorant.
Was so preoccupied that I didn't even notice until I did both arms and they started to sting like mad.
Running late so I didn't wash it off, just wiped it away.
Now I have a horrendous rash on both armpits that won't go away, itches like mad.
On the plus side, my armpit pubes are beautifully styled.
Everywhere I go people ask me if I've had my hair done.